Xiao Jue's fingertips brushed against the icy black ice rod, and the Guihong Ruler emitted a dangerous hum within its sheath. He could clearly sense the solidified contractual energy and the imprint of laws within these teething rods. If Lingbao bit into them, leaving behind teeth marks and saliva imbued with the aura of Chaos, he would unknowingly and "voluntarily" sign these terms as a Chaos Divine Infant! The depth of this bondage far surpassed any previous methods!
"Accept it! Why not?" Su Li's eyes flashed coldly, "They've turned the 'indenture' into a teething stick. How can we know if it's hurtful if we don't take a bite? Let Chen'er's abacus set the price for this 'peace', let Heng'er's pacifier test the hardness of this 'contract', and let Yu'er's Yunzhou sprinkle some seasoning on this 'oath'!"
Chen Bao's face was as cold as ice, and the abacus beads hummed softly as they constructed a deconstruction model of the "Contract Teething Stick." Second Bao, Su Heng, was sucking on his pacifier. Hearing the word "contract" made him feel uncomfortable, his chubby hands tightly clutching his gold pacifier chain. Third Bao, Su Yu, stared at the sticks, wondering if Yun Zhou could string them together and toss them like candied haws.
Lingbao was in Xiao Jue's arms, chewing hard on a freeze-dried carrot chew stick made by Luo. He cast a curious look at the four new chew sticks that shone with the "peace" light, and pointed with his little hand: "Bang... bright..."
**Section 2: Abacus Hegemony and Pacifier Mouthguard**
Four teething sticks carrying the "high hope for peace" were carefully placed on the table in the main hall of the general's mansion, like prisoners awaiting trial.
"Chen'er," Su Li pointed at the four troublesome sticks, "according to the 'General's Mansion Infant and Child Product Safety and Anti-Unfair Clauses Management Regulations,' settle the 'contract usage fees,' 'rule binding fees,' and 'potential mind control fees' implied by these teething sticks! Give them a bill!"
"Yes! Mother!" Chen Bao's eyes gleamed with the light of an actuary. The abacus glowed brightly, its threads connecting the four teething rods, frantically analyzing the strength of the contractual laws solidified within, the depth of their binding, and... the potential risks to Ling Bao's mouth!
The abacus beads clattered, and golden subtitles popped up above each molar stick:
**[Beidi Xuanbing Eternal Teeth Grinding Stick Overlord Terms List]**
* **Contract usage fee (single bite to activate the Ice Soul Talisman): ** 1000 Rainbow Candies/time! **
* **Law Binding Fee (Forced to Bind to Non-Aggression Pact):** Lifetime! Discounted daily payment of 500 Rainbow Candies!**
* **Mind Control Fee (Cold may paralyze gum perception):** 200 Skittles per day!**
**Total: First bite fee 1500 candies + daily payment 700 candies! If you are in arrears, the stick will automatically activate the "Cold Marrow Backfire" program! 】**
The dark blue runes on the surface of the black ice stick dimmed a little in an instant.
**【Xiling Star Iron Mutual Market Teething Stick Overlord Terms List】**
* **Contract Fee (Single Bite Brand Trade Terms):** 1200 Rainbow Candies/time!**
* **Law Binding Fee (Binding Xiling’s interests with the best terms):** Permanently effective! Discounted daily payment of 600 Rainbow Candies!**
* **Mind control fee (star iron hardness may damage the enamel of baby teeth): ** 300 rainbow candies per day! **
**Total: First payment 1800 candies + daily payment 900 candies! Debt collection mode activated for overdue payments! **
The runes on the star iron rod flickered rapidly.
**【Nanjiang Gu Glue Symbiotic Teething Stick Overlord Terms List】**
* **Contract usage fee (single bite to activate the symbiotic colony):** 1500 rainbow candies/time!**
* **Law Binding Fee (Forced Implantation of Community Consciousness):** Irreversible! Discounted daily payment of 800 Rainbow Candies!**
* **Mind Control Fee (Colonization may lead to unknown taste preferences):** 400 Skittles per day!**
**Total: First-time fee 2300 candies + daily payment 1200 candies! If you are in arrears, the "colony rampage" program will be activated! 】**
The mycelial veins on the surface of the Gu glue stick wilted instantly.
**【Donghuang Lingyu Gift Agreement Teething Stick Overlord Terms List】**
* **Contract usage fee (single bite to generate a jade contract photo): ** 2000 rainbow candies/time! **
* **Law Binding Fee (Ancestral Temple Oaths Are Sacred and Unbreakable):** Bind your bloodline! Discounted daily payment of 1,000 Rainbow Candies!**
* **Mind control fee (Nourishment with the Jade Spirit may cause dependence and withdrawal symptoms): ** 500 rainbow candies per day! **
**Total: 3000 candies for the first bite + 1500 candies for daily payment! Arrears will trigger the "Rites of Heaven" program! 】**
The cloud dragon pattern on the jade stick has a restrained luster.
The envoys from the four nations looked at the glittering, usurious bills hanging over their "peace sticks" and felt a chill in their eyes. They hadn't even achieved peace yet, and already they were burdened with a massive debt?!
"Pay the initial fee first! Otherwise, the stick will be confiscated and the countermeasure procedure will be initiated!" Su Li's voice was as cold as ice.
The envoys, desperate for tears, could only pull out their heavy bags of rainbow candy (their savings were nearly empty) and, under the watchful eye of Chen Bao's abacus, tremblingly paid the exorbitant "first bite fee." The sweet aroma in the hall grew stronger, yet tinged with a hint of heartbreak.
"The law of the contract continues to infiltrate, attempting to bind Ling'er's gums... uh... origin!" Xiao Jue looked at Erbao, "Heng'er, can the pacifier protect your sister's teeth?"
Like a small animal guarding its food, Lingbao's Su Heng bared his newly emerged teeth at the four sticks. "Bad stick! Don't bite your sister!" He held the golden pacifier in his mouth, his face flushed red. The pacifier, sensing its master's determination to protect its sister's teeth, suddenly erupted with a soft, yet powerful, insulating golden light! Like the strongest braces, the golden light instantly enveloped Lingbao's little mouth and the freeze-dried carrot stick she was chewing!
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