Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The medicine barrel has grown legs and is running!" Sibao rushed into the tent riding a boiling wooden barrel with three glowing rainbow popping candies stuck to the rim. "It said it wants to participate in a marathon!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the medical book and found that the medicinal bath was bubbling with colorful bubbles, each bubble reflecting the scene of the male protagonist trapped in the laboratory. Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was stuck upside down on the medicine cabinet, and the milk solidified into a barrage: "Five minutes of bath, two hours of battery life~"
Suddenly, a mechanical roar was heard outside the tent. Twenty-eight mechanical bath scrubbers emerged from the ground, and bath towels flashed red: [Cleaner No. 27·Bath Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your hygiene score has fallen below the cosmic average—
Section 1: Cute Baby Medicinal Bath Workshop
The medicine house in the morning light looks like a fairytale hot spring house:
- Ginseng dances water ballet in the tub
- Mugwort smoke formed a barrage of "Please give me a thumbs up"
- Goji berries playing Werewolf in noodle soup
- Angelica leaves spontaneously formed into Peppa Pig
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1,227!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was pouring popping candies into the medicinal soup. "Use carbonated drinks to corrode the enemy's will."
A molecular model suddenly popped up on Sanbao's abacus beads: "Drug absorption rate increased by 250%!" Sibao thrust his dragon horn into the bathtub, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding rainbow steam - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory, and was being injected with fluorescent liquid through twenty-seven catheters.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing mugwort: "Young master, southwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical shower heads fell from the sky, with the words "Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th water purification" engraved on the nozzles.
Section 2: Bath Scrubbers Throughout the Universe
"Report! The enemy has formed a long back-scrubbing line with their ladders!" The scout held up the melting bath towel. "The Northern Desert Wolf Riders said we'll give them a five-star rating after the bath!"
The quadruplets' medicinal bath recipe triggered a cosmic frenzy:
- Erbao adds poisonous milk rainbow popping beads to the soup (after soaking, he will do a girl group dance)
- Sanbao uses abacus to calculate the pore relaxation curve
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection "Little Yellow Duck Fleet" special effects
- Dabao drew the emoji "soak first as a sign of respect" on the wooden barrel
"Everyone, please look." Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a thermodynamic model. "According to the principles of Brownian motion—" The beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "The enemy will reveal their secret tattoos while bathing!"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:
- The medicinal soup is marked "2023.02.27"
- Steam condenses into the male protagonist's fingerprint
- The barrel rings are quantum entangled patterns
- Surveillance video of the freezer where wolfberries are stored
"Alert! Memory theft detected!" Erbao's poisonous eyes reflected a hologram—the protagonist's parenting diary appeared above the heads of all bathers, and a blood-stained message floated in the center of the medicine room: "Add popping candy quickly!"
Section 3: Bathhouse Carnival Ending
When the robot bath worker sprayed disinfectant, Sibao suddenly took out a rubber duck and said, "Starting the childhood memory killing!" Sanbao's abacus beads exploded into stars:
- Erbao's Rainbow Explosion Beads turn the disinfectant into jelly
- Sambo uses fluid mechanics to calculate the trajectory of water splashes
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection "Octonauts" Animation
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to lift up the B-BOX's bath towel
The mechanical bath scrubbers suddenly crashed, and the towels danced to "Drunken Butterfly." Enemy generals, wearing foam crowns, sang "I Love Bathing." The Northern Desert Wolf Riders' tattoos changed to "Be a Good Boy."
"The flaw is in the seventh pore!" Sanbao's abacus shattered the main shower head, and what burst out were not parts but:
- A waterproof USB flash drive that stores birth images of the four babies
- AR bath balls that can summon hot springs
- A wooden sign engraved with "King of Bathhouse 2023.02.27"
- Holographic image of the protagonist trapped in a bubble
"The 27th cleaning experiment failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the tub suddenly melted. Sibao fished out a quantum rubber duck from the foam. Interstellar footage revealed the protagonist, being forced by twenty-seven instruments to recite the "Infant and Toddler Bathing Guide."
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