Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The corn is skipping test three!" Sibao rushed into the granary, holding a glowing abacus, the beads forming a tearful cat head. "They're talking about forming a 'Carbohydrate Assassin Alliance'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of account books to find the grain cart's wooden wheels creaking out Morse code: "Please raise your salary!" Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the grain pile, the milk seeping into the wheat ears and forming a barrage of messages: "27 milk tea shops hidden along the enemy's food supply route!"
Suddenly, the ground shook, and twenty-eight mechanical accounting machines emerged from the ground, their abacus beads rolling red light: [Cleaner No. 27·Finance Specialized] Friendly reminder: Your food and grass audit is 27 years overdue—
Section 1: Granary Mathematics Battle
The granary in the morning light looks like an Olympiad exam hall:
- Wheat grains spontaneously arrange themselves into Fibonacci sequences
- Abacus beads tap dance in the air to solve equations
- Grain cart wheel print energy conservation formula
- The footer of the account book scrolls with the message "This question is beyond the scope"
"Strategy 1,228!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was pouring rainbow candies into the food pile. "Flood the enemy's CPU with calories."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into stars: "The volatility of grain prices exceeds the standard by 999%!" Sibao's dragon horn rammed into the grain cart, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding wheat stalks - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum granary, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's mathematical talent is being evaluated].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on wheat ears: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical calculators crushed the door frame, and the screens were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th data tampering].
Section 2: Cute Baby Economics
"Latest battle report!" the quartermaster said, holding a sprouting abacus. "The enemy uses the multiplication table as a war song, and archers carve calculus formulas on their arrows!"
The quadruplets start the abacus hacker mode:
- Erbao uses poisonous milk to draw a blockchain food road map
- Sanbao uses abacus beads to build a 3D modeling sandbox
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a holographic projector
- Dabao drew a "No Stealing" emoticon on the grain bag
"Everyone, please look." Sanbao's abacus beads formed into a big data model. "Through linear regression analysis—" the beads suddenly transformed into a dog-head emoji. "The enemy's supply horses will jump into the hot pot on their own!"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scan detected a change in the grain cart:
- The sack pattern is a dynamic candlestick chart
- Grain pile marked "2023.02.27"
- Grain cart bearings engraved with a map of lunar craters
- The account book contains a video of the male protagonist teaching how to keep accounts.
"Alert! Financial virus detected!" Erbao's poisonous pupils reflected a hologram - all food and supplies were quantized and disappearing. In the center of the sandbox, the male protagonist's blood-written words appeared: "Memorize pi quickly!"
Section 3 Carbon-Water Nuclear Explosion Plan
When the mechanical accountant activated the data annihilation, Sibao suddenly threw a rainbow candy: "Activate the carbohydrate bomb!" Sanbao's abacus beads exploded into a digital storm:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes the grain price curve dance like a girl group
- Sanbao uses the mass-energy equation to calculate popcorn equivalent
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection of "Cooking Master Boy" Golden Fried Rice
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the IOU that can rap
A granary twisted into a cafeteria amidst a rain of abacus beads. A mechanical accounting system froze, typing "Seeking support." The enemy's grain officer, clutching a melting abacus, surrendered: "I'll trade three years' salary for a rainbow popcorn recipe!"
"The vulnerability is in the seventh decimal place!" Sanbao's abacus smashed the main control chip, exploding not the circuit but:
- Quantum ledger that stores the data of the four treasures' one-year-old celebration
- Nanoworms that can 3D print gold ingots
- A copper coin engraved with "God of Wealth Boy 2023.02.27"
- A holographic image of the protagonist trapped in a piggy bank
"The 27th economic experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the grain cart spontaneously combusted. Sibao dug the interstellar passbook from the ashes—and the cryostat revealed the protagonist, being forced by twenty-seven instruments to complete a "Five Years of College Entrance Examination, Three Years of Simulation."
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