Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mother! The stars are playing hide-and-seek!" Sibao rushed into the tent, riding on the back of the bronze sword spirit, holding a glowing model of the Big Dipper. "They say the murderer is hiding in the shape of 'I love you'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of case files and found Sanbao using abacus beads to apply barcodes to Night Owl. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the sand table, the milk condensing into a fluorescent arrow pointing directly towards the enemy camp toilet. Suddenly, a meteor streaked across the night sky, and twenty-eight mechanical hounds broke out of the ground, their collars flashing red: [Cleaner No. 27·Tracking Specialized] Friendly reminder: You have triggered the 27th prison escape pursuit package -
Section 1: Mengbao Criminal Investigation Team
The wilderness at midnight is like a detective theater:
- Fireflies form a sign for "Murderer→"
- Owl uses its wings to hit the B-BOX to transmit Morse code
- Sibao's dragon horns create fluorescent graffiti of little feet on the muddy ground
- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle sprays rainbow marking spray
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 1,229!" Gu Jinghong picked up the four Peppa Pig stickers on the murder weapon. "Use infant logic to solve criminal investigation puzzles."
Sanbao's abacus suddenly popped up a behavioral analysis model: "The murderer has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and the error in the distance between footprints is 0.01 mm!" Sibao slammed his dragon horn into the mud, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding fluorescent powder - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum monitoring room, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's reasoning ability is being evaluated].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on grass roots: "Young master, northwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical searchlights pierced the night sky, and the beams of light were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th memory erasure].
Section 2: The old friend turned out to be an emoticon
"Paw Patrol has done a great job!" Sibao suddenly pointed at the treetops - the "murderer" covered in bandages was dancing to "New Treasure Island". Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be the leader of the secret guards who faked his death three years ago, and was now transformed into a human-shaped emoticon launcher.
"Host pupil tremors detected, activating venomous comfort mode~" The system suddenly blasted with electronic music, "Don't panic, this is Bionic Man No. 27, and the memory only has enough to store three sets of square dance moves!"
Sanbao's abacus brute force cracking control program:
- Action commands = TikTok hit beats
- Memory chips hidden in dentures
- Bandage fibers are nano-displays
- The pupil and iris are dynamic payment codes
"Uncle, your long johns are showing!" Sibao suddenly ripped open the android's shirt, revealing a metal plaque with "2023.02.27" engraved on its chest. Erbao's poisonous milk splashed onto the control center, and the android suddenly danced to "Drunken Butterfly," its bandages unfolding into an interstellar map.
Section 3 Memory Popcorn
When the mechanical hound activated its attack mode, Sibao suddenly pulled out some rainbow candy and said, "Activate Childhood Kill!" Sanbao's abacus beads exploded into digital fireworks:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes the hounds dance to "Learn to Meow"
- Sanbao uses topology to calculate dog food feeding amount
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection "Paw Patrol" Animation
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to lift the dog chain of B-BOX-
The androids suddenly froze, their eyes flashing with holographic projections—the protagonist is teaching the four young children to build with blocks in a lab. A freezer in the background is labeled "2023.02.27 In-Person Interaction Day." The mechanical hounds suddenly flipped over, their searchlights spelling out a heart on the ground.
"The flaw is in the seventh hair!" Sanbao's abacus smashed the main control chip, revealing not the circuit but:
- A dog tag USB flash drive that stores Sibao's first birthday video
- AR dog food that can summon a time tunnel
- A collar engraved with "Shit Scooper 2023.02.27"
- Holographic image of the hero trapped in the doghouse
"The 27th tracking experiment failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the android suddenly disintegrated into blocks. Sibao dug an interstellar flying disc from the pile of parts. The cryostat showed the protagonist being forced to play fetch with 27 mechanical dogs.
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