Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The centipedes are doing a girl group dance!" Sibao rushed into the medicine room, holding a fluorescent poison scripture. Three exploding rainbow popsicles were stuck to the pages. "They said they want to sign up for the 'Poison Forest Conference'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of ancient books and saw the fragments of the Poison Sutra forming a "Please add to my collection" message in the air. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the alchemy furnace, and the milk seeped into the ash and solidified into three large characters: Poison quickly.
Suddenly, the ground cracked open, and twenty-eight mechanical drug men emerged from the ground, their pupils flashing red: [Cleaner No. 27 · Pharmacology Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your poisoning license has expired for 27 years—
Section 1: The Poisonous Parenting Manual
The drug den in the morning light looks like a fairy tale house:
- A scorpion carved "Seeking Attention" on a rock wall with its stinger
- The poisonous mushroom shakes its cap following the song "Learn to Meow"
- The spider web spontaneously weaves into Peppa Pig
- The poisonous toad puffs out its cheeks and hits the B-BOX
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1,330!" Gu Jinghong picked up the four treasures that were pouring AD calcium milk into the alchemy furnace, "Use infant food to improve the ancient poison formula."
Sanbao's abacus suddenly popped out a molecular formula: "Crane's Beak Red + Popping Candy = Smiling Half-Step Madness PLUS!" Sibao's dragon horn plunged into the poison pool, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding colorful poisonous mist - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory and was being injected with rainbow venom through twenty-seven catheters.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on the heartbreak grass: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical alchemy furnaces came out of nowhere, with "Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th pharmacological correction" engraved on the furnace bodies.
Section 2: Scientific slap in the face
"This poison requires 49 doses..." Before Elder Guigu finished speaking, Sibao had already thrust the dragon horn into the furnace: "Third sister, calculate quickly!" Sanbao's abacus instantly arranged the following combinations:
- Gelsemium × Rainbow Candy = Popping Candy Laxative
- Hedinghong ÷ poisonous milk = strawberry-flavored knockout drug
- Bloodthroat + Carbonic Acid = Rainbow Bubble Assassin
- All formulas are marked with the "Four Treasures Special" anti-counterfeiting logo
"Alert! Illegal drug production detected!" The mechanical medicine man suddenly went berserk, his nails ejecting twenty-seven test tubes. Erbao's poisoned milk spilled onto the test tubes, and the liquid suddenly transformed into popping candy, blasting the rhythm of "Little Apple" above the Ghost Valley disciples' heads.
"This...this doesn't conform to pharmacology!" The elder's beard was dyed pink by the poisoned milk. Sibao took the opportunity to climb onto the alchemy furnace. The dragon horn data stream cracked the encrypted formula—interstellar footage showed the male protagonist preparing the "Father's Love Antidote" in the laboratory, the incubator number "2023.02.27" flashing on the bottle.
Section 3. Family Portrait Antidote
When the mechanical alchemy furnace spewed out corrosive poison mist, Sanbao suddenly threw out a family photo: "Activate the family nuclear weapon!" The quadruplets launched a combination skill:
- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle sprayed with "Where Are We Going, Dad?" atomizer
- Sanbao uses topology to calculate the gap in the poisonous fog
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection Holographic Image of a Child Riding on His Father's Neck
- Dabao used a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of diapers that can rap
The Guigu disciples suddenly burst into tears, and the poison mist condensed into a heart-shaped rainbow. The mechanical medicine man stopped attacking and used the poison to spell the word "go home" on the ground. The alchemy furnace suddenly exploded, and what burst out was not the elixir but:
- A USB flash drive containing the video of Sibao's birth
- AR poisonous mushrooms that can bring you family time
- A pestle engraved with "Poison Gate Daddy 2023.02.27"
- Video of the male protagonist being trapped in the incubator and coaxing the cloned baby to sleep
"The 27th pharmacology experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the Poison Sutra spontaneously combusted. Sibao dug a quantum rattle from the ashes—and interstellar footage revealed the protagonist being forced by twenty-seven instruments to sing "Poison Mushroom Version of a Lullaby."
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