Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The skeletons are dancing 'Drunken Butterfly'!" Sibao rushed into the tent, holding a bone flute. The fluorescent skull on the flute was shaking its mandible wildly. "They said they want to battle us in square dancing!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of sheet music and found Sanbao using abacus beads to affix musical notes to the war drum. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the strings, the milk congealing into a five-line musical notation: "Detecting host's irregular heartbeat, automatically switching to lullaby mode—"
Section 1: Magic Sound Kindergarten
Midnight's battlefield transformed into an open-air KTV:
- The White Bone Demon uses her ribs to beat the drums
- The inner demon's black fog condenses into a fluorescent cheering stick
- Warhorse mane spontaneously braided into rock dreadlocks
- A barrage of "Seeking Rewards" scrolls across the enemy tent
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1,331!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was pouring popping candies onto the war drums, and said, "Use a medley of nursery rhymes to shatter the villain's skull."
Sanbao's abacus suddenly popped up a decibel analysis chart: "The enemy's noise pollution value exceeds the standard by 999%!" Sibao's dragon horn pierced the bone flute, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding sound waves - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum concert hall, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's musical talent is being evaluated].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on the pipa strings: "Young master, in the northeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical speakers broke out of the ground, with the words "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th sonic attack" engraved on the speakers.
Section 2 Death Heavy Metal VS Cute Children's Songs
"Hehehe~ Try my 'Soul-Calling Sanskrit'!" Just as the inner demon was about to pluck the human-skin zither, Erbao suddenly pulled out the poisoned milk bottle: "Watch out! 'Dig, Dig, Dig', a purified version!"
The quadruplets start the music duel mode:
- Dabao's Modao picks up the diaper as a battle flag to beat the rhythm
- Erbao uses poisonous milk to mix colorful sound wave popping beads
- Three beads form dynamic scale barrage
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection "BabyBus" Holographic Stage
"Auntie, you're out of tune!" Sanbao's beads suddenly formed a corrected musical notation in the air. The inner demon, enraged, overturned the guzheng, only to see Sibao, riding on the back of the bronze sword spirit, playing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Variations" on a bone flute. The sound waves condensed into Pikachu, which devoured the "Soul-Calling Sanskrit" entirely.
"Alert! Cute variable contamination program..." The mechanical speakers suddenly froze, and the playlist automatically switched to "Love Me, Just Hold Me." The inner demon's black mist armor peeled off, revealing a metal plaque on its chest engraved with "2023.02.27 Experimental Subject."
Section 3: Family Fun Finale
When the mechanical sound system activated its infrasonic attack, Sibao suddenly threw out a family photo: "The ultimate killer—Dad's snoring!" Sanbao's abacus beads exploded into a tsunami of musical notes:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes Infrasound dance "Chicken Cha Cha"
- Sanbao uses Fourier transform to calculate the resonance point of family affection
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection Holographic Image of the Male Lead Coaxing Him to Sleep
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX pacifier
The inner demon suddenly froze, and a scene emerged from the black fog: the protagonist was cradling the baby Sibao and humming a tuneless nursery rhyme. A cryostat was marked "Personal Parenting Experiment Day." Mechanical speakers exploded, their parts spelling out the word "Go Home."
"The vulnerability is in the seventh note!" Sanbao's abacus smashed the main control chip, and what exploded was not the circuit but:
- Vinyl records containing the four prenatal education recordings
- An AR pacifier that summons the Lullaby realm
- A baton engraved with "Music Daddy 2023.02.27"
- The protagonist is trapped in a holographic image of a music box
"The 27th sound wave experiment failed..." The inner demon fell to his knees, and the quantum phonograph fell out of his eye sockets: "I... I was originally General Gu's personal guard..." The inside of the record was engraved with the toy piano keys that the four treasures beat during the one-year-old celebration.
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