Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The Fenghuo are dancing to 'Pure Land of Bliss'!" Sibao rushed into the tent, holding a model of the Wolf Beacon Tower emitting green smoke. Three glowing rainbow popping candies were stuck to the chimney. "They said they want to team up and participate in 'Smoke Riding the Wind and Waves'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the strategic map and saw a dragon formed from beacon fire and smoke, lashing its tail wildly, its scales flashing with barrages of "Feed Me!" Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the sand table, the milk forming a fluorescent arrow pointing directly at the enemy's toilet: "True dragon energy detected, recommending the use of a diaper capture net—"
Section 1 Mengbao Meteorological Bureau
The night sky is full of beacon fires:
- The smoke turned into fluorescent cheering sticks and danced to "Love You"
- Meteor showers spell out "Four Treasures are the best" in the clouds
- The warhorse's mane spontaneously braided into a ribbon of support colors
- The top of the enemy camp's arrow tower scrolls "Call for five coins each time"
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 1,332!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the smoking beacon tower. "Use infant food to nourish the dragon energy of heaven and earth."
A climate model suddenly popped up on Sanbao's beads: "The humidity in the dragon-shaped beacon exceeds the standard by 250%!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the chimney, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding colorful smoke - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory and was being injected with fluorescent dragon blood through twenty-seven tubes.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a piece of coal: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical fire-breathing dragons broke out of the ground, with the dragon claws engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th ecological simulation].
Section 2: Scientific Dragon Slaying
"Ouch!" The mechanical dragon had just spit out a fireball when Erbao's poisonous bottle sprayed it in the face: "Oral ulcer detected, recommending the use of strawberry-flavored mouthwash!"
The quadruplets start the dragon slaying mode:
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to lift up the diaper as a dragon-subduing banner
- Erbao prepares rainbow milk tea fire extinguisher
- Sambo uses fluid mechanics to calculate the trajectory of ambergris
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection "How to Train Your Dragon" special effects
"The refractive index of dragon scales is abnormal!" Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a spectrum. "This is a nanoscale bionic material. I suggest..." Before he finished speaking, Sibao had climbed onto the dragon's back, and the data stream from the dragon's horns cracked the control system: "Daddy said pulling the tail can shut it down!"
The mechanical dragon suddenly froze, and a holographic screen popped up from its reverse scale—the protagonist was debugging a dragon-shaped mecha in an interstellar laboratory, and the incubator was labeled "2023.02.27 Parent-Child Interaction Experiment." The dragon's eyes suddenly watered, and the tears tested positive for memory-repair enzymes.
Section 3: The real dragon is my father
When the mechanical dragons activated their self-destruction program, Sibao suddenly pulled out his family photo and said, "Activate the ultimate secret!" Sanbao's abacus exploded into a data galaxy:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes the self-destruction countdown dance to "Little Apple"
- Sanbao uses topology to calculate emotional resonance points
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection: An image of a child riding on his father's neck
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX pacifier
The mechanical dragons suddenly began square dancing, their claws carving interstellar coordinates on the ground. The largest dragon disintegrated with a bang, and a quantum rattle popped out from the core module—a holographic image revealed the protagonist trapped inside a dragon-shaped mecha, being forced by twenty-seven instruments to imitate a dragon's roar.
"Daddy's snoring is the power-off code!" Sibao suddenly blew a lullaby into the dragon's horn. All the mechanical dragons suddenly shrank into rubber toys, their scales engraved with a "family portrait" Sibao had drawn when he was one year old.
"The 27th ecological experiment failed..." In the interstellar scene, the male protagonist suddenly opened his eyes and used his mecha to carve the Morse code "Wait for Daddy to come home" on the surface of the moon. Sibao hugged a pile of dragon scale parts and smiled foolishly: "Daddy's scales can be used to put together a puzzle!"
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