Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Grandpa Immortal! Your whisk is broken!" Sibao rushed into the Trial Hall, holding up a half-broken whisk, three glowing rainbow popping candies clinging to the fringe. "It said it wants to sign up for 'The Broom That Cuts Through Thorns'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the Spirit Stone and saw Sanbao plaiting a crane's dreadlocks with abacus beads. Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was stuck upside down on the sword tomb, and the milk flowed down the hilt into a barrage: "Spiritual power purity ≈ AD calcium milk concentration~"
Suddenly, the sea of clouds surged, and twenty-eight mechanical immortals broke through the air, their jade crowns flashing red light: [Cleaner No. 27·Cultivation Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your spiritual root test is 27 years overdue——
Section 1: Introduction to Scientific Cultivation
The magical upgrade of the Immortal Ladder in the morning light:
- The spirit stone is transformed into an automatic claw machine
- The Sword Array Flying Sword has a "Scan to rent" QR code
- Cranes perform laser shows using their tail feathers
- Clouds and mist condensed into the barrage of "Follow the Xiuxian Public Account"
"The Art of War, Stratagem 1,333!" Gu Jinghong picked up the four treasures that were used to measure the spirit stones and game coins, "Use infant logic to decipher the principles of cultivation."
A spiritual root model suddenly popped out of Sanbao's abacus: "Sibao's attribute: Naughty kid MAX!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the spiritual stone, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding fluorescence - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum tribulation platform, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's spiritual root compatibility is being tested].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing an elixir: "Young master, to the northeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical thunder clouds descended, and the lightning engraved [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th heavenly tribulation calibration].
Section 2: Quantum Cultivation Guide
"This child needs to enter the path of ruthlessness..." The white-bearded elder began to speak when Erbao suddenly spewed out poisonous milk: "Alert! Emotional Deficit Disorder detected. It is recommended to feed him rainbow candies daily!"
The quadruplets' apprenticeship test shocked the immortal gate:
- Sibao's dragon horn breaks the mountain protection formation, and the defense formula becomes the sheet music of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".
- Sanbao uses abacus beads to calculate the probability of surviving the tribulation: "The probability of being struck by lightning is equal to the probability of Daddy coming home!"
- Erbao's poisonous milk turns the marrow washing pool into a strawberry-flavored hot spring
- Dabao used the Mo Dao to draw the emoji "Please Pat Me" on the sword-testing stone
"This young friend's spiritual roots..." The elder's voice trembled, and the spiritual stone suddenly exploded into fireworks, popping out twenty-seven rainbow candies, with the protagonist's handwriting printed on the candy wrappers: "The children's spiritual roots are antimatter energy bodies."
The Mechanical Immortal suddenly went berserk, and his whisk shot out lasers: "The 27th experimental subject is out of control..." Sibao took the opportunity to climb onto the Immortal's head, and the dragon horn data stream broke the restriction - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was being chased by twenty-seven thunder tribulations, and the tribulation platform was marked "2023.02.27 Spiritual Root Activation Day".
Section 3: Immortal Family Portrait
When the mechanical lightning cloud released hundreds of millions of volts of voltage, Sanbao suddenly threw out a family photo: "Activate the family lightning rod!" The quadruplets launched a combination skill:
- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle sprayed with the conductive liquid from "Where Are We Going, Dad?"
- Sanbao uses electromagnetism to calculate the trajectory of thunderstorms
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection shows the image of a child riding on his father's neck to watch fireworks
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX-diaper
Thunderclouds suddenly formed into a heart shape, and lightning spelled out the Morse code for "go home" across the sky. The mechanical immortals all crashed, and Peppa Pig graffiti appeared on their robes. Sibao dug a quantum rattle from the ashes of the thunderstorm. A holographic image showed the protagonist teaching the infant Sibao to draw talismans in an interstellar laboratory, while the cryostat monitor showed a familiar heartbeat.
"The 27th Tribulation Experiment Failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the Immortal Staircase suddenly softened and transformed into a slide. Sibao hugged the Immortal Master, who had transformed into a rubber duck, and grinned, "Master said he'd take us to play with Daddy!"
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