**Emotional Output and Chief Coquettish Officer, Sibao Su Qi**: This is the most crucial step! The strawberry birthmark has warmed up, emitting a warm red glow. Her mission is to use the most sincere, sweet, and irresistible coquettish tactics, coordinating with the military advisor's plan, to "emotionally bombard" Tiandao, ensuring that "Grandpa Tiandao" willingly (or unavoidably) signs this "baby-raising contract"!
The first meeting of the "Debt Collection Alliance" was held enthusiastically with mother Su Li and father Xiao Jue watching with great interest!
**Section 2: Thirty-six Stratagems of Acting Cute and Heavenly Dao CPU Overload**
The first plan proposed by the cute babies was full of childishness and...foodie nature.
Fourth treasure Su Qi raised her little hand, her strawberry birthmark sparkling: "Qi Qi wants it! I want lots and lots of sweet candied haws! All the children in the world can have one! Every day! No tooth decay!" Third treasure Su Yu's dragon horns immediately cooperated, projecting countless strings of crystal clear, sugar-coated hawthorn candied haws from the sky, a joyous scene with each child holding several strings in their hands.
Dabao Su Chen's calculations clicked: "Rejected. Reasons: 1. The production capacity of candied haws raw materials (hawthorn, sugar) is insufficient. Forcing it to be fulfilled may cause ecological disasters such as riots by hawthorn monsters and protests by sugarcane monsters. 2. 'No tooth decay' involves modifying the laws of life, which is beyond the 'reasonable range'. 3. The large-scale production of candied haws may cause a 'sweetness imbalance' in the natural world, leading to bee strikes and flower depression." The analysis was well-reasoned.
Erbao Su Heng immediately adjusted his expression, pouted at the void, his big eyes quickly filled with moisture, and he whimpered in grievance: "Woo... Tangtang... No..." The golden pacifier seemed to dim a little.
[Ding! Faint fluctuations in the Heavenly Dao detected… Emotion: Confusion + a hint of guilt?] The system announced in real time.
The second proposal came from Sanbao Su Yu. He pointed at the image projected by the dragon horn—it showed a town under reconstruction, with children playing on newly built, colorful slides and swings. "Yu Yu… I want… a fun big slide! And… singing swings! Every… every village should have one!" In the image, the swings played melodious music as they swung, and the slides shimmered with colorful lights.
Dabao's calculations started again: "Partially feasible. 'Popularization of amusement facilities' is in line with 'icing on the cake' and does not violate the law. However, the 'singing swing' involves law-level sound and light effects, which consumes a lot of heavenly computing power and may cause local weather anomalies (for example, it rains forever over the slide?). It is recommended to modify it to: a sturdy, safe, and child-friendly basic amusement facility." Sanbao Su Yu nodded, not quite understanding. The swing music in the dragon horn picture disappeared, but the colors were still bright.
The second baby, Su Heng, immediately changed his expression. His little face blossomed into a bright smile like a sunflower. He nodded vigorously at the void: "Yeah! Slide! It's fun!" The "sunshine" of pacifier diplomacy!
Sibao Su Qi cooperated by clapping her hands, and her strawberry birthmark emitted a warm glow of joy: "Slide! Qiqi likes it! Grandpa Tiandao is the best!" The "sweet words" of the coquettish offensive!
[Ding! The fluctuations of the Heavenly Dao are increasing! Emotion: Hesitation + Interest? Computing power begins loading to analyze the feasibility of the 'Slide Popularization Plan'...] The system's tone was filled with anticipation.
At this time, Su Li, who had been deep in thought, spoke up. She guided the children: "My dears, think about those children who are still starving, think about those families who are sick because of the war but have no money to buy medicine..."
The cute babies' little brains started working immediately.
A glint of wisdom flashed in Dabao Su Chen's eyes. "Military Advisor proposes: The core commitment direction is 'basic survival and development guarantees'! This is 'helping in times of need', benefiting the widest range, and in line with the core demands of 'maintaining stability' and 'development' (especially after being corrupted by parenting logic, 'children must not go hungry' has become a priority)! Specific demands: **Ensure that this world has good weather, abundant harvests, and no epidemics!**"
"Good weather and good harvest! Eat your fill!" The second baby Su Heng understood immediately, clenched his little fists, and made a "come on" gesture to the void, which was the "full of energy" of pacifier diplomacy!
The three treasures of Su Yulong's horn are fully activated, projecting a shocking picture:
* Under the clear blue sky, the golden waves of wheat rise and fall like the ocean, and the heavy ears of wheat bend their waists.
* The sweet rain fell, precisely moistening the thirsty fields. There was no flood or drought.
* In the fields, healthy people have satisfied smiles on their faces, and children are playing among the grain stacks.
* The shadow of the plague that once raged has been dispelled, replaced by fresh air and strong bodies of the people.
"A good harvest! Lots of food! No one will get sick!" Sanbao tried hard to express it.
Sibao Su Qi took a deep breath, and her strawberry birthmark erupted with an unprecedentedly bright red light! She took a step forward, facing the void (where the Heavenly Dao resides), and used all the coquettish skills she had learned throughout her life! Her voice was soft and tender, filled with immense anticipation and a hint of heartbreaking prayer:
"Grandpa Tiandao~ Qiqi, please~"
"When it rains, God will behave well. Don't be naughty. It will rain when it should rain, and it will shine when it should shine. Okay?"
"Let the landlady plant everything and make it grow abundantly. Let the children eat their fill and have their faces as rosy as Qiqi's strawberries. Is that okay?"
"Also, let's make all those bad sick people go away. Everyone will feel better and can have fun on the slide (glancing at Sanbao)~ Okay?"
"Grandpa Tiandao is the best ~ the best grandpa in the universe ~ promise Qiqi ~ please ~" As she said this, she clasped her hands together, her big eyes blinked, and her long eyelashes seemed to be hung with a few "golden beans" that were about to fall off. That look would melt even a heart of stone!
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