Chapter 139: Cute Baby Begs for a Promise



Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven

**Section 1: Tiandao IOU and Mengbao Debt Collection Alliance**

With the divine assistance of his four children and their "parenting-style enlightenment," Xiao Jue successfully shattered the void and entered a new realm. The gentle yet boundless Taoist energy lingering within the commander's tent had not yet completely dissipated, and the air was filled with a refreshing tranquility and perfection. Xiao Jue's demeanor had undergone a profound transformation. His once sharp aura was completely restrained, and his every gesture exuded a sense of harmony and integration with nature. Even the seven "Big Dipper and Moon Hemorrhoids" on his buttocks, certified by the Four Treasures, seemed to have settled down considerably, no longer radiating so easily.

"Daddy! Hug me! Lift me up high!" Second child Su Heng was the first to react. He abandoned his Golden Abacus (clone) and flung himself towards his newly minted "Shattered Void-level" daddy with open arms, his face filled with admiration. He felt that his current daddy must be even more comfortable to hold, like lying on a warm cloud!

Xiao Jue leaned over with a smile, effortlessly lifting the chubby Second Treasure above his head, drawing a burst of excited squeals from the little one. Third Treasure Su Yu also came over, nudging his father's leg with his little dragon horn, curiously sensing the newfound power within him that was as deep as the ocean, yet as gentle as water. "Dad... smells so good... like... like a wheat field after the rain!"

The fourth treasure Su Qi was hanging directly on Xiao Jue's other leg, with her little face tilted up and her strawberry birthmark flushed red: "Daddy is awesome! Qiqi's dad is the best!" Her little hand also subconsciously touched her daddy's butt to make sure that the hemorrhoids were all well behaved.

Only the eldest child, Su Chen, didn't immediately reach out to hug his father. He closed his eyes for a moment, his small hands calculating rapidly in the air. The shadowy abacus of cause and effect hovering beside him made a subtle "crackling" sound. After a few breaths, he opened his eyes, a flicker of understanding in his clear pupils, and his little voice was filled with a strange excitement: "Mother! Father! Heaven... has paid the 'reward'!"

"Reward?" Su Li and Xiao Jue were both stunned. Shattering the Void would get a reward? Is Heaven so generous?

Su Li immediately thought of something: "Chen'er, is it because Dad used 'Parenting-style Enlightenment' when he broke through, which made the Heavenly Dao... um, feel happy? So he gave me a reward?"

[Ding! The host's thoughts are unusual, but close to the truth!] The venomous system's voice echoed, with a sense of relief that "the child is teachable" (and a sense of satisfaction that "this system is providing sound guidance"). [After analyzing this system's 'Heavenly Dao'-level computing power, combined with the changes in the properties of the Heavenly Dao after the battle of the Eye of Nirvana, the conclusion is as follows:]

1. **Establishment of Debt Relationship**: During Dad Xiao Jue's breakthrough, Tiandao (currently contaminated by parenting logic) passively and happily accepted Hengbao's 'Pacifier Chaos', Yubao's 'Purification and Harmony', Qibao's 'Ultimate Coquettishness', and Chenbao's 'Precise Computing Power'.

2. **Principle of Equivalent Exchange**: Although the Way of Heaven has been criticized, as a collection of rules, its underlying logic includes "equivalent exchange" (especially after being contaminated by "parenting logic", it is more inclined to the "giving candy to coax children" model).

3. **'Reward' Form**: Not a physical object, not a power infusion, but... a 'Heavenly Dao-level Causal Law IOU'! Content: Xiao Jue, Su Li, and their four beloved children are permitted to make a reasonable request, subject to the laws of this world's development. Heavenly Dao will do its best to honor it! Note: This IOU has been incorporated into the fundamental laws of this world and has the highest priority!

"A Heavenly Dao IOU?!" Su Li's eyes lit up instantly, brighter than when she saw a discount on the Merit Point Mall! "You can make another promise? This is the ultimate wishing ticket!" Countless thoughts flashed through her mind: Make the world peaceful forever? Grant her four children immortality? Make the Merit Point Mall permanently free? Make the system shut up for a day?

Xiao Jue, holding Erbao in his arms and Sibao hanging on his lap, also fell into deep thought. The realm of Shattered Void had given him a deeper understanding of the laws of heaven and earth. He was more inclined to a promise that could benefit all people and lay the foundation for eternity.

"Within a reasonable range..." Dabao Su Chen added gravely, "The IOU of Heaven also has constraints. The promises made must conform to the laws of development of this world. They must not forcibly elevate the world's level (such as universal cultivation), violate core laws (such as reversing life and death), or cause devastating imbalances (such as erasing all villains). In short, it must be an act of 'icing on the cake' or 'helping in times of need', not 'creating something out of nothing' or 'changing the world'."

"That's great!" Su Li rubbed her hands together and looked at the four cubs excitedly. "My dears! This is an IOU from Grandpa Tiandao (forced to do so)! We need to think carefully about what kind of promise we should make! This is a matter of great importance to our family and the future of the entire world! Anyone have any good ideas?"

When the four little babies heard they could "get a promise," they immediately perked up, put their little heads together, and started chattering. Soon, a "Cute Baby Debt Collection Alliance" consisting of four little kids was officially established!

**Military Advisor Dabao Su Chen**: With a wave of his hand, the shadowy image of the causal abacus projected a complex deductive screen, analyzing the feasibility, long-term benefits, and "reasonable range" of various commitment options. The childish voice was serious: "We need to assess the Heavenly Dao's 'ability to pay' and 'willingness to pay' (based on its degree of contamination)."

**Diplomatic Ambassador, Erbao Su Heng**: In charge of cuteness! He holds his golden pacifier, his face embracing the most innocent, adorable, yet powerful expression, blinking his giant eyes into the void (pretending to be the Heavenly Dao). This is his core weapon—pacifier diplomacy: "Cuteness is justice!"

* **Technical Support·Sanbao Su Yu**: The dragon horn lights up and is responsible for scanning and visualizing the "promised scenes" that the cute babies want. For example, if he imagines "no famine in the world", the dragon horn will project a picture of golden wheat waves rolling and people laughing; if he imagines "bad guys becoming good guys", the dragon horn will project a funny scene of Ashina the Golden Wolf holding a lamb and singing a lullaby (although it is a bit distorted).

My dear, there is more to this chapter. Please click on the next page to continue reading. It will be even more exciting later!

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