[Ding! High concentration of 'Childlike Chaos' energy detected! Attributes: Absolute Chaos, Harmless, Strong Interference!] The system screamed, [The target is on the verge of logical collapse! This is a finishing weapon! Hengbao! You are a genius!]
Under the dazed gazes of everyone (god?), that huge, colorful snot bubble slowly and precisely... stuck to the very core of the "Eye of Nirvana," that small area that was still trying to flicker and condense a cold light.
Boo~!
There was a crisp sound so slight that it was almost inaudible.
The snot bubble burst.
There was no earth-shattering explosion, only a thin layer of sticky colorful liquid with the scent of Erbao Su Heng's saliva and milk, evenly spread on the core area of the "Eye of Nirvana".
moment!
* All that crazy twisting and flashing of the screen came to a sudden halt!
* The icy divine power that was trying to re-condense was completely silenced like a duck with its neck pinched!
* The entire "eyeball" seemed to have been paused, frozen stiffly in mid-air, leaving only the wet, slippery, colorful liquid on the surface slowly flowing in the sunlight... and emitting a faint... milky fragrance?
The whole world fell into an eerie silence, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
Even the wind stopped.
"Burp~" Second child Su Heng burped contentedly, his face brimming with pride, as if he had accomplished something truly earth-shattering. Pointing at the sky, his face smeared with snot and completely frozen, he declared in a baby voice, "Dirty! Hengheng... help wipe it off! It smells so good!"
Phew!
Someone couldn't help but burst out laughing first, breaking the dead silence. Then, as if a fuse had been lit, the prostrate crowd in the square erupted in low, surviving laughter, tinged with a sense of utter absurdity.
Big Bao Bao Su Chen's mouth dropped open as he watched the hilarious scene in the sky, then glanced at his silly brother blowing snot bubbles, forgetting to even consider the cause and effect of his actions. Third Bao Bao Su Yu's dragon horns lit up again, curiously scanning the "seven-colored coating." Fourth Bao Bao Su Qi burst into laughter, clapping his hands. "Brother is great! The bubbles...smell so good! The big eyes...are not fierce anymore!"
Su Li: “…”
System: [… (After a brief silence, a thunderous electronic laughter erupts) Hahahahahaha! Miracle! This is a cosmic miracle of childcare! Eye of Nirvana with a face covered in snot! This system would like to call Heng Bao the 'God Slayer - Pacifier Version'! Hahahaha! Ding! The core logic of the target 'Eye of Nirvana' has completely crashed! The rules have suffered irreversible 'pollution of innocence'! Threat eliminated! Initiating the forced return procedure!]
As if confirming the system's words, the pitch-black crack in the sky began to tremble violently and shrink. The "Eye of Nirvana," its face covered in snot and frozen, was suddenly snatched away by an invisible hand and dragged back into the crack in a horrifically awkward and draggy manner (literally, covered in wet, multicolored slime).
At the last moment before the rift closed, everyone seemed to hear an extremely faint, frustrated, confused, and...milky, neither male nor female, voice roaring, echoing between heaven and earth:
**[…Low Dimension…Emotion…Interference…Milk Smell…Chaos…Rules…Need…Patching…Parenting…Logic…Pollution Source…Danger…High Priority…Mark…]**
Snap!
The cracks completely vanished, and the sky returned to its azure blue, as if nothing had happened. Only a faint, milky aroma lingered in the air, and a few drops of shimmering, multicolored mucus (the remnants of Erbao's snot bubbles) still lingered on the square's floor, proving that the shocking "god-fight" and "pacifier-killing-god" moments earlier were no illusion.
Su Li let out a long sigh, her legs softening and she almost fell to the ground. She lowered her head and looked at the four children who had gathered around her.
Dabao Su Chen looked thoughtful: "Mother, so 'God' is also afraid of... unreasonable love and... snot bubbles?"
Second child Su Heng proudly puffed out his little chest, his golden pacifier sparkling: "Heng Heng! Bubbles! Awesome!"
Sanbao Su Yu poked the colorful slime remaining on the ground with his dragon horn and asked curiously: "It smells so good... can it... purify?"
Fourth Treasure Su Qi stretched out her little hand and carefully touched her mother's face with a bright smile on her face: "Don't be afraid, mother! Qiqi will protect mother! Big Eyeball... was beaten away by brother Paopao!"
Su Li hugged her four treasures tightly in her arms, feeling a lingering fear and a mixture of laughter and tears. She looked at the system deep in her consciousness that had reactivated, boasting wildly and recording its "epic achievements," and smiled with a mixture of helplessness and pride.
"System," Su Li asked in her mind, "this 'poisonous tongue finally attacks the gods'... was it considered a success?"
[Ding! More than a success! This is a glorious victory that will go down in the annals of cosmic god-bashing!] The system's voice was filled with excitement. [This system's core code has recorded all the data from this battle, named: 'Milky Snot Bubbles Covered Face Tactics'! After this battle, this system has officially been upgraded! The venom level has reached MAX! The status has been elevated! New title: 'The Super Invincible Venomous Tongue System That Dares to Defy Even Gods and Wins!' Note: Heng Bao's snot bubbles have been added to this system's ultimate arsenal (not for sale).]
"The last time you're going to fight the gods?" Su Li looked at the clear sky again, hugged the warm little body in her arms, and raised the corner of her mouth with a cunning arc, "I don't think it may be 'the last time'. But next time... Humph, I'll let Hengbao's snot bubble!"
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