Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The enemy is drinking my second sister's footbath water!" Sibao rushed into the tent, holding a fluorescent milk bottle. At the bottom lay three moldy rainbow candies. "After they finished drinking, they started dancing to 'New Treasure Island'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from his poison book to find Sanbao using abacus beads to barcode poisonous mushrooms. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the sand table, and the milk seeped into the topographic map, forming three large characters: Poison quickly.
Suddenly, the ground shook, and twenty-eight mechanical sprinkler trucks crashed through the camp gate. LED slogans rolled on the roofs: [Cleaner No. 27·Environmentally Friendly Specialized] Friendly Reminder: You have violated Article 27 of the "Interstellar Toxic Management Regulations"—
Section 1: Cute Baby Poisoning Workshop
The poison shop in the morning light looks like a fairy tale house:
- Zi Tengluo dances a girl group dance in a steamer
- Gelsemium elegans uses its leaves to spell "Seeking attention"
- Hedinghong playing King of Glory in a porcelain bottle
- Datura pollen forms the "Double Click 666" barrage
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 113!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was pouring AD calcium milk into the venom, and said, "Use expired snacks to corrupt the enemy's stomachs."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a periodic table of elements: "The toxicity exceeds the standard by 999%!" Sibao's dragon horn was inserted into the poison pool, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding poisonous fog - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum toxicology room, and the electronic screen behind him showed [Sibao's anti-toxicity evaluation is in progress].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on the heartbreak grass: "Young master, due north..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical defibrillators broke out of the ground, and the electrodes were engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th detoxification operation."
Section 2: Practice of the Poisonous Milk Strategy
"Latest battle situation!" the scout said, holding a banner emitting green smoke. "The enemy's horses are dancing the Compendium of Materia Medica, and the archers are performing sword swallowing with their arrow shafts!"
The quadruplets set up a chain of poison arrays:
- Erbao used expired milk powder to prepare Hanxiaobanbudian
- Sanbao uses abacus to calculate the diffusion model of poisonous fog
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a poison gas sprayer
- Dabao drew a "Come here" emoticon for the poisonous mushroom
"Generals, please look." Sanbao's abacus beads formed a three-dimensional poisonous cloud diagram. "According to chaos theory—" the beads suddenly transformed into a dog-head emoji. "The enemy's vanguard will leap into the septic tank on their own!"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:
- Rainbow milk tea seeps out of enemy armor
- The battle flag is marked with "2023.02.27"
- A horseshoe engraved with a genetic map
- The food cart contains the intelligent antidote
"Alert! Anti-toxin vaccine found!" Erbao's poisonous pupils reflected a hologram - all toxins were mutating into probiotics. In the center of the poison array, the male protagonist's blood-written words appeared: "Feed them milk quickly!"
Section 3: Fighting Poison with Poison
As the mechanical defibrillator began to purify the toxins, Sanbao suddenly threw out a pacifier bomb: "Start the ultimate poisonous milk plan!" The quadruplets launched a combination of skills:
- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle spray "Poison Apple Song"
- Sanbao's abacus composition hacking program
- Sibao uses dragon horns to project poison onto Snow White
- Dabao's sword stirs up the poisonous mushroom that can rap
The battlefield twisted magically in the sound waves, the antidote turned into popping candy, and the mechanical defibrillators suddenly shut down en masse, breaking out into the square dance "Drunken Butterfly."
"The vulnerability is in the seventh firewall!" Sanbao's abacus pierced the main control device, and what exploded was not a chip but:
- A USB flash drive that stores the anti-virus records of Sibao
- Nanoworms that can 3D print antidotes
- A badge with the words "Poison King 2023.02.27"
- Holographic video of the male protagonist being trapped in a petri dish
"The 27th anti-toxin experiment failed..." The mechanical sprinkler truck suddenly exploded. Sibao rushed towards the exploding interstellar express box. The freezer cabin showed the male protagonist being forced to drink Dichlorvos by 27 instruments.
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