Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"The enemy general said he wanted to show us how to break a rock with his chest!" The messenger rushed into the tent, holding a cracked shield. "But when Sibao acted cute, the rock cracked into a heart shape!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the strategic map to find Sanbao applying sequins to the sand table with abacus beads. Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was stuck upside down on the enemy general model, and the milk had solidified into three fluorescent characters: "Please Hug Me!"
Suddenly, a shower of pink petals fell from the sky, and twenty-eight robotic childcare experts descended from the sky, their chests flashing with LED screens: [Cleaner No. 27·Emotional Specialization] Friendly Reminder: Your Parent-Child Intimacy Delinquency Has Been in Arrears for 27 Years—
Section 1: The Weaponry of Acting Coquettishly
The armory's style suddenly changed in the morning light:
- Mo Dao wrapped in a pink bow
- A shield painted with a crying cat head
- Arrow tail feathers with pacifier pendant
- Warhorse mane braided into twin tails
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 114!" Gu Jinghong picked up the four treasures that were applying stickers to the crossbow cart. "Use a cute critical strike to destroy the enemy's psychological defenses."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed an emoticon matrix: "The enemy's morale plummeted by 99%!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the weapons rack, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding fluorescent powder - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum nursery, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's coquettish energy is charging].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing a lollipop: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical emotion analyzers broke out of the ground, and the display screen scrolled [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th emotion formatting].
Section 2: Cute Dimensionality Attack
"Latest battle report!" The scout held up the melted armor fragments. "When the enemy saw Erbao wink, the heavy cavalry all did the 'Love You' gesture dance!"
The quadruplets start to act like a spoiled brat:
- Erbao's poisonous milk turned into strawberry-flavored rainbow smoke
- Sanbao uses abacus to generate emojis and barrages
- The four dragon horns release a storm of nano-scale sequins
- Dabao modified the Mo Dao into a giant lollipop
"This is a new type of cute battle formation." Sanbao's abacus beads formed into a heart-shaped shockwave pattern. "According to the principle of hormone diffusion—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "The enemy's chariots will automatically transform into rocking cars!"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:
- The enemy's shield is printed with the TikTok hit song
- The battle flag is marked with "2023.02.27"
- Horseshoe engraved with sentiment analysis report
- The food cart is loaded with a smart sleep device
"Alert! Anti-cute device detected!" Erbao's poisonous eyes reflected a hologram - all weapons were being equipped with anti-cute armor, and the male protagonist's blood-written words appeared in the center of the military formation: "Sing a lullaby!"
Section 3: The Ultimate Awakening of Cuteness
When the Mechanical Emotion Analyzer fired its indifference ray, Sanbao suddenly threw out a pacifier bomb: "Activate the cute nuclear weapon!" The quadruplets launched a combo attack:
- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle sprayed with "Learn to Meow" atomizer
- Sanbao's beads form a holographic cat ocean
- Sibao uses dragon horn to project starry sky bubble bath
- Dabao's Mo Dao raises the battle flag that will make people cry
The battlefield softened in a pink light wave, and the armor fragments turned into Lego blocks. The mechanical childcare experts suddenly stopped attacking and performed a collective finger love dance.
"The flaw is in the seventh note!" Sanbao's abacus shattered the main control screen, and what exploded was not a chip but:
- A quantum photo album that stores the cute photos of the four treasures
- Nano ribbons that can 3D print fairytale castles
- A pacifier medal engraved with "萌主2023.02.27"
- The protagonist is trapped in a holographic image of a fairy tale book
"The 27th emotional experiment failed..." The mechanical parenting expert suddenly exploded. Sibao pounced on the exploding interstellar delivery box. The freezer showed the male protagonist being forced to meow by 27 instruments.
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