Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Damn! The enemy's armor is doing a striptease!" Sibao rushed into the arena, holding a fluorescent Tai Chi diagram. The Yin-Yang fish on the diagram were playing DJs with a robotic arm. "They said they want to sign up for 'Armor Riding the Wind and Waves'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of martial arts manuals and found Sanbao using abacus beads to label a stone lock with a barcode. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the plum blossom pile, and the milk flowed down the pile into a barrage: "The enemy army is running naked at the hour of You~"
Suddenly, the ground cracked, and twenty-eight mechanical fitness trainers burst out of the ground, their biceps flashing LED lights: [Cleaner No. 27·Physics Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your Newtonian Mechanics fees are 27 years in arrears—
Section 1: Martial Arts Kindergarten
Magical upgrade of the martial arts arena in the morning light:
- Shi Suo playing seesaw on the plum blossom pile
- The sandbag sings "The Lone Brave Man" with its broken mouth
- The wooden dummy is in a "please hug" pose
- The weapon rack will automatically generate a WiFi signal
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 1115!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the wooden dummy, "Use kindergarten morning exercises to crush the enemy's three perspectives."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a quantum mechanics model: "The gravity parameter abnormality exceeds the standard!" Sibao's dragon horn inserted into the Tai Chi diagram, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding fluorescence - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum martial arts hall, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's sports talent is being evaluated].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a plum blossom pile: "Young master, due south..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical barbells came through the air, and the weights for a moment read [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th mechanical correction].
Lesson 2: Cute Baby Physics Class
"Latest battle situation!" the scout said, holding up the melted armor. "The enemy heavy cavalry ran into Erbao's cartoon stickers, and both rider and rider started doing the 'Chicken Cha Cha'!"
After the quadruplets transformed the martial arts arena:
- Erbao uses poisoned milk to draw an anti-gravity spell
- Sanbao uses abacus to calculate the inertia elimination formula
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a vector regulator
- Dabao drew a "Come here" emoticon for Modao
"Generals, please look!" Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a four-dimensional mechanical model. "According to chaos theory—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-palming emoji. "The enemy's battering ram will automatically jump into the swimming pool!"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:
- The enemy shield is printed with a TikTok dance tutorial
- The battle flag is marked with "2023.02.27"
- The horseshoe is engraved with the mass-energy equation
- The ladder is equipped with antimatter springs
"Alert! Physical cheat detected!" Erbao's poisonous pupils reflected a hologram - all weapons were being installed with anti-disarmament devices, and the male protagonist's blood-written words appeared in the center of the military formation: "Quick Tai Chi!"
Section 3: Mechanic Magic Battle
When the mechanical barbell began to distort space, Sanbao suddenly threw a pacifier bomb: "Start the morning exercise operation!" The quadruplets launched a combination of skills:
- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle sprayed with "Radio Gymnastics" atomizer
- Sanbao's beads form a black hole equation
- Sibao uses dragon horns to project Ultraman's radio exercises
- Dabao's Mo Dao raises the flag of B-BOX
The battlefield was magically transformed by the distortion field, and armor fragments turned into Lego blocks. The mechanical fitness trainer suddenly stopped attacking and performed the ninth set of radio gymnastics.
"The loophole is in the seventh section, the jumping movement!" Sanbao's abacus smashed the main control barbell, and what exploded was not the weight plate but:
- A quantum bracelet that stores the four treasures' movement data
- AR jump rope that can summon gravitational waves
- A belt engraved with "Martial Arts Grandmaster 2023.02.27"
- Holographic video of the protagonist being trapped on a treadmill
"The 27th mechanical experiment failed..." The mechanical barbell suddenly exploded. Sibao rushed towards the exploding interstellar express box. The freezer showed the male protagonist being forced to do squats by 27 machines.
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