Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The medicine pots are dancing to the Compendium of Materia Medica!" Sibao rushed into the medicine room, holding a clay pot emitting green smoke. Three glowing wolfberries were stuck to the lid. "They said they want to form a team to participate in 'Break Through the Thorns and Thorns'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of medical books and found Sanbao using abacus beads to label silver needles with barcodes. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down in the medicine grinder, and the milk seeped into the powder, forming three fluorescent characters: "Try it!"
Suddenly, the medicinal aroma transformed into pink smoke, and twenty-eight robots in white coats burst in through the window, with LED subtitles scrolling across their chests: [Cleaner No. 27·Medical Specialization] Friendly reminder: Your medical license has expired for 27 years—
Section 1: Yaolu Disco Record
The medicine house at midnight is having a carnival party:
- Ginseng square dancing in a steamer
- Angelica leaves spell "Seeking attention"
- Goji berries playing Werewolf in a clay pot
- Mugwort smoke forms "old iron double click 666"
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 116!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the disco's medicine cabinet. "Use expired herbs to intoxicate the enemy's brain nerves."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a molecular formula: "The volatility of the medicinal properties has exceeded the critical level!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the medicine furnace, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding medicinal mist - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's drug resistance is being tested].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing licorice: "Young master, northwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical operating tables broke out of the ground, and the shadowless lamps were engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th clinical experiment."
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Section 2: Mengbao Pharmaceutical Method
"The latest epidemic!" the medical officer said, holding a sprouting stethoscope. "The enemy horses have smelled the medicine and are performing chest-breaking stone-breaking maneuvers in the trenches!"
The quadruplets start pharmaceutical manufacturing mode:
- Erbao uses poisoned milk to prepare rainbow-flavored knockout drugs
- Sanbao uses abacus to calculate the drug diffusion curve
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into an automatic medicine decoction machine
- Dabao drew the "Prick You" emoticon for the silver needle
"Everyone, please look." Sanbao's abacus beads formed a three-dimensional medicinal cloud. "According to the principle of Brownian motion—" the beads suddenly transformed into a dog-head expression. "Enemy smoke will waft towards us, begging for food!"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:
- Enemy armor exudes probiotics
- The battle flag is marked with "2023.02.27"
- A horseshoe engraved with a genetic map
- A food cart equipped with a smart herbal medicine pot
"Alert! Anti-drug vaccine discovered!" Erbao's poisonous pupils reflected a hologram—all the medicinal aromas were mutating into perfumes, and the male protagonist's blood-written words appeared in the center of the medicine room: "Quickly make the ten-ingredient tonic soup!"
Section 3: The Battle of Eliminating Life with Medicine
As the mechanical operating table began to inject the antidote, Sanbao suddenly threw out a wolfberry bomb: "Start the Dark Cuisine Plan!" The quadruplets launched a combination of skills:
- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle is sprayed with the atomizer of "Great Compassion Mantra".
- Sanbao's abacus is a hacker virus
- Sibao uses dragon horn to project Meng Po's image to make soup
- Dabao's Mo Dao picks up the medicine pestle that can rap
The medicine room was magically distorted by the sound waves, and the antidote turned into popping candy. The mechanical white coats suddenly shut down and started dancing to the square dance "Drunken Butterfly".
"The loophole lies in the seventh medicinal ingredient!" Sanbao's abacus pierced the main operating table, and what burst out was not a syringe but:
- Quantum medical records storing the four-treasure physical examination reports
- Nanoworms that can 3D print elixirs
- A stethoscope engraved with "Drug God 2023.02.27"
- Holographic video of the male protagonist being trapped in a petri dish
"The 27th clinical trial failed..." The mechanical operating table suddenly exploded. Sibao rushed towards the exploded interstellar express box - the freezer compartment showed the male protagonist being forced to drink Huoxiang Zhengqi water by 27 machines.
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