Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Ancestor! Your wig got stuck in the lightning!" Sibao rode on the back of the bronze sword spirit and rushed into the forbidden area, holding a smoking wig in his hand. "The friends in the live broadcast room said that if you get over 100 million likes, they will expose your hair transplant record!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of ancient scrolls and found Sanbao using abacus beads to apply anti-hair loss advertisements to the statue of the ancestor. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the incense burner, and the milk solidified into a barrage: "Menopausal syndrome detected, daily consumption of tranquility oral liquid is recommended~"
Suddenly, the pressure surged, and twenty-eight mechanical ancestors broke through the air, their whisks flashing red: [Cleaner No. 27·Traditional Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your generation is in arrears for 27 years——
Section 1: The Metamorphosis of the Ancestor
The magical upgrade of the Ancestral Hall in the morning light:
- The portrait of the ancestor automatically plays the ghost version of "Compendium of Materia Medica"
- The inheritance stele scrolls "Follow to unlock the hidden plot" barrage
- Incense condenses into "reward request" light sticks
- The guardian beast has a cute "Scan and Feed" QR code on its head
"Strategies of War, Strategies 1,447!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was pouring game coins into the merit box. "Using the reward economy to erode the dignity of our ancestors."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into a data stream: "The value of seniority = Daddy's heartbeat fluctuations × 27!" Sibao's dragon horn rammed into the tablet, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding incense ashes - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum ancestral hall, and was using a laser to carve the "Sibao Exclusive Filial Son List" on the surface of the moon.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on the offering fruit: "Young master, southwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical wooden fish fell from the sky, and the Buddhist beads were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th revision of filial piety].
Section 2: Scientific slap in the face
"This move requires a hundred years of seclusion..." The old ancestor's shadow had just begun to speak when the system suddenly projected a PowerPoint presentation:
- Page 1: Surveillance video of you stealing the offerings three hundred years ago
- Page 2: Last month's appearance was actually a reading record of "The Tyrannical Ancestor Falls in Love with Me"
- Page 3: The bill for the purchase of hair growth liquid using money from incense offerings
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle suddenly sprayed a rainbow: "Grandpa, there's a green light coming out of your head!" The old ancestor's golden body was corroded, revealing a metal skull engraved with [Experimental Subject 027 - Generation Specialized Type].
"Alert! Black History Defense System activated!" The Mechanical Ancestor's eyes flashed red. Sibao seized the opportunity to climb onto the altar, and the dragon horn data stream broke the restriction—interstellar footage showed the male protagonist being bound by twenty-seven chains in a torrent of data. The experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Filial Piety Training Day."
Section 3: Family Affection Dimensionality Attack
When the Mechanical Ancestor activated the filial piety suppression, Sibao suddenly took out the family photo and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Dad's goodnight kiss!"
Sanbao's abacus exploded into a family code:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes Wei Ya dance the "Chicken Cha Cha"
- The image of a child being lifted high up by the four-treasure dragon horn projection
- Dabao used a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the diaper B-BOX
- The tablets suddenly rebelled and turned into piggy banks
The mechanical ancestors all crashed, their whisks transformed into glow sticks to cheer them on. The immortal lamp on the altar suddenly cracked, revealing interstellar surveillance footage—the male protagonist was teaching the four babies the bowing gesture in the lab, while the freezer was filled with red envelopes inscribed with "for the baby" from filial sons.
"The 27th filial piety experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the Ancestral Hall shrank into a child's building block. Sibao fished a quantum rattle from the incense ash, a lunar base navigation map appearing on the back. "Daddy said every sound is a frequency of love for you~"
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