Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Master Demon! Your tentacles are dancing to 'Drunken Butterfly'!" Sibao rushed into the battlefield, holding a pair of fluorescent scissors with three glowing mechanical tentacles attached to the blades. "The aunties in the live broadcast room said they'd give you rockets after you finish the dance!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the sword formation and found Sanbao using abacus beads to draw barcodes for the demonic energy. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the skull mountain, and the milk solidified into a barrage: "Detected late stage of Chuunibyou, childhood vaccination recommended~"
Suddenly, dark clouds descended, and twenty-eight mechanical demons emerged from the ground to the beat of "Pure Land of Bliss," their cloaks flashing red: [Cleaner No. 27: Specialized Villain Type] Friendly reminder: You have failed your villain training credits for 27 years—
Section 1: Demonic Kindergarten
Magical transformation of the battlefield in the dark night:
- Skeleton soldiers use their ribs to beat the drums to cheer
- The dragon's breath condenses into a "Seeking attention" fluorescent barrage
- The Demon King's cape is covered with Peppa Pig graffiti
- The Soul Devouring Banner has a "Scan the code to summon the evil spirit" QR code
"The Art of War, Stratagem 1,448!" Gu Jinghong stuffed Sibao into the Soul-Eating Banner, which automatically played "BabyBus," and said, "Use nursery rhymes to dispel the villain's aura."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into a data stream: "Demonic energy concentration = Daddy's heartbeat fluctuation × 27!" Sibao's dragon horn pierced the dragon's eye socket, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding fluorescent phosphorescence - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum villain training room, and was using a laser to carve "Sibao's Exclusive Villain Strategy" on the surface of the moon.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on the magic core: "Young master, to the northeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical bone dragons fell from the sky, with "Cleaner No. 27 is executing the 27th world-destroying program" engraved on their spines.
Section 2: Scientific Counter-Kill Techniques
"Hehehe~ My Ten Thousand Souls Banner..." The Demon Lord had just waved the flagpole when Erbao suddenly sprayed a rainbow milkshake: "Detected single dog resentment, automatically ordered 'Love Cultivation Game'!"
The quadruplets' dimensionality reduction attack shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses topology to calculate the gap in magic energy
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a holographic emoji launcher
- Erbao mixes popping candy into the Soul Devouring Banner to trigger quantum transcendence
- Dabao drew the emoji "Come here" for the bone dragon
"The latest scientific research results!" Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a three-dimensional model. "After applying chaos theory—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "We can play hopscotch on the Demon Lord's head!"
Suddenly, the eyes of the mechanical bone dragon glowed red, and a data stream exploded from the Demon Lord's cloak: "The 27th world-destroying experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the top of the bone dragon, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was tied to the operating table with twenty-seven chains, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Villain role day".
Section 3: Family Love Can Remove the Curse
When the mechanical bone dragon activated the black hole swallowing, Sibao suddenly took out the rubber duck and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's goodnight story!"
Sanbao's abacus exploded into a physics formula:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes Black Hole dance "Chicken Cha Cha"
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection shows the image of a child riding on his father to watch fireworks
- Dabao used a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the diaper B-BOX
- The demonic energy suddenly condensed into a heart-shaped emoticon
The mechanical demon cultivators all crashed, and the skeletal dragon's spines transformed into glow sticks to cheer. The Demon Lord's mask suddenly cracked, revealing an interstellar diary. The surveillance footage showed the male protagonist in the lab teaching the four infants how to fold origami demons, while the freezer was filled with Halloween candy labeled "For Baby."
"The 27th villain experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the Soul Devouring Banner shrank into a rattle. Sibao fished out a quantum lollipop from the pile of magic cores, and a hologram of the lunar base appeared on the candy wrapper. "Daddy said that every villain is in the shape of love for you~"
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