Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Master! The marriage thread is stuck on the sword blade!" The little Taoist boy rushed into the sword tomb, holding a broken sword wrapped in red thread. Three glowing rainbow popping candies were stuck to the sword tassel. "Yue Lao's live broadcast said that if the number of likes exceeds 100 million, he will reveal Daddy's blind date history!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the cause-and-effect diagram and saw Sanbao using abacus beads to label the red thread. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the Three Lives Stone, and the milk solidified into a barrage: "Detecting bad karma energy, recommending the activation of an infant and toddler anti-premature love barrier~"
Suddenly, time and space twisted, and twenty-eight mechanical matchmakers appeared, marching to the beat of "Today You're Marrying Me." The marriage book flashed red: [Cleaner No. 27·Marriage Specialization] Friendly reminder: Your Love Tribulation Experience Card has been in arrears for 27 years.
Section 1: Causal Line Amusement Park
The magical upgrade of the reincarnation platform in the morning light:
- Sansheng Stone automatically plays the remix of "Happy Breakup"
- The marriage tree has a QR code "Scan the code to find your true love"
- Mengpo Soup Bowl displays a promotional message: "Second cup half price"
- A fluorescent boat with the slogan "Follow us to get a boat ticket" is floating on the Forgotten River
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1,449!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the vending machine. "Use rainbow candy to bribe Meng Po Soup."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into a topological model: "Causal entanglement degree = Daddy's heartbeat fluctuation × 27!" Sibao's dragon horn plunged into the Forgotten River, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding fluorescent splashes - the male protagonist was locked in the Quantum Yue Lao Temple, and was using a laser to carve "Sibao's Exclusive Red Line Strategy" on the surface of the moon.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on the red spider lily: "Young master, southwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical red thread weaving machines broke out of the ground, and the spindles were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th love tribulation calibration].
Section 2: Breaking the Ties of Science
"This bond will last three lifetimes..." Just as Yue Lao pulled out the Mandarin Duck Spectrum, Er Bao suddenly gushed out a strawberry milkshake: "Arranged marriage detected, automatically turning on Civil Code education mode!"
The quadruplets' fate-cutting operation shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses quantum mechanics to calculate the red line probability cloud
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into laser scissors
- Erbao mixes sparkling water into Mengpo soup, causing his memory to boil
- Dabao drew the "LuLuLu" emoticon for the Sansheng Stone
"The latest scientific research results!" Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a four-dimensional model. "After applying chaos theory—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "We can bungee jump on the Moon God's beard!"
Suddenly, the mechanical red line ran wild, and a laser popped out of the knitting machine: "The 27th love tribulation experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the spinning wheel, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was tied to the operating table by twenty-seven red lines, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Parent-child bond test day".
Section 3: Family Affection Breaking Technique
When the Mechanical Yue Lao activated the Heartless Formation, Si Bao suddenly pulled out a rubber duck and said, "Activate the ultimate secret technique—Daddy's Lift High!"
Sanbao's abacus exploded into a physics formula:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes Jueqingzhu dance the "Chicken Cha Cha Dance"
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection: The image of a child riding on his father's kite
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX pacifier
- The red lines suddenly rebelled and turned into rainbow skipping ropes
The mechanical matchmakers all crashed, and the marriage books turned into fluorescent graffiti. Meng Po's soup spoon suddenly cracked, releasing an interstellar videotape—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist in a lab teaching the four babies to do a crisscross game, while the freezer was filled with rubber bands inscribed with "For Baby."
"The 27th bond experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the Three Lives Stone shrank into a child's sketchpad. Sibao fished a quantum crayon from the River of Forgetfulness, and a lunar base graffiti appeared on the pen: "Daddy said that every red line is the shape of my love for you~"
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