Volume 1: Zhuangtian Jinghong
**When Sanbao folded the Mo Dao blueprint into a paper airplane, the system emitted a three-minute electronic curse word.**
"Host! This is a Tang Dynasty magic weapon, not a baby toy!" The ball of light exploded into a fireworks display before Gu Jinghong's eyes. "I told you to forge it according to 'The Exploitation of the Works of Nature,' not to temper it with the quadruplets' bath water!"
Gu Jinghong grabbed Sanbao by the back of his collar and shook him, then accurately stabbed the paper airplane into Erbao's poison jar. "Stop talking nonsense! The Northern Desert Cavalry is still thirty miles away. Do you want epic weapons or all the tombstones in the village?"
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## Section 1: Childcare and Sword Forging
Sibao suddenly grabbed her drooping hairband. A vulture flew across the southwest sky. A garbled message popped up on the system screen:
Suggested materials:
1. Dark Iron (exhausted)
2. Millennium Cold Jade (used as a teething stick by Sanbao)
3. Cute baby blessing (need to collect the quadruplets' saliva)
"A blessing?" She pinched Dabao, who was gnawing on the knife handle. "Are you sure it's not a curse?"
The bronze sword spirit squatted beside the furnace and ate a candied haws: "My little master, Erbao is putting a curse on your sword embryo~"
Purple smoke suddenly rose from the furnace, and Gu Jinghong, who was carving patterns, sneezed. The bathwater in the quenching pool instantly boiled, and four bighead carp floated up on their stomachs—the very "pets" Sanbao had released yesterday.
"Congratulations to the host for mastering the combination skill: Poison Milk Sword Forging Technique." The system threw flowers with despair.
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## Section 2: Diaper Strategy
As the enemy's war drums roared, Gu Jinghong wiped the blade of a knife with a diaper. The quadruplets sat in a modified baby carriage, with eighteen kitchen knives mounted on the shaft.
"The 81st Stratagem of War," she said, changing Sibao's diaper single-handedly, "make a feint to the east and attack in the west."
Sanbao's abacus beads clattered, and the hexagram indicated "Kun position, great luck." Erbao's purple eyes flashed, and the enemy's warhorses suddenly began to waltz. Dabao swung his Mo Dao embryo like a windmill, and the blast knocked over three scouts.
"Warning! A Nascent Soul cultivator flying with a sword has been detected attacking." The system suddenly switched to alarm mode.
Sibao babbled and pointed at the clouds. Gu Jinghong threw out the contaminated diaper and said, "Sanbao! Calculate the parabola!"
Abacus beads formed in mid-air, and a diaper precisely covered the sword cultivator's mouth and nose. Erbao's poisonous pupils activated, and the man was instantly covered in screaming mushrooms.
"Congratulations to the host for unlocking the achievement: Aerial Diaper Interception System." The light ball exploded with a fireworks effect.
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## Section 3: Thunder of the Strange Blade
As thunder roared, the Qizhang Modao finally unsheathed. Gu Jinghong pedaled a modified baby walker with Sibao's rattle strapped to the front, sending sonic waves shattering the enemy's shields.
"Do you understand the principle of leverage?" She swung her sword with one arm, the blade flashing like a galaxy. "I was a recommended student for the physics competition back then!"
Where the blades swept past, the heavily armored cavalry of the Northern Desert fell like wheat in droves. Sanbao suddenly turned on his abacus: "Mother! Thirty degrees of elevation!"
The Mo Dao flew out of his hand, carrying Sibao's silver bell and plunging into the enemy general's tent. Erbao's poisonous pupils glowed purple, and the entire tent instantly grew into a giant poisonous mushroom.
"Impossible!" The Nascent Soul cultivator spat blood on the mushroom cap. "This is clearly a farm tool..."
Gu Jinghong caught the flying Mo Dao and said, "Wrong, this is the Gu's mosquito swatter for baby care 2.0 version."
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## Section 4: Cute Baby Dance
As the sword spirit screamed and pounced on the enemy general who was stunned by the poison, Sibao suddenly pointed at the sky and imitated: "Daddy, fly!"
The phantom of the blue phoenix flew across the battlefield, and the starlight from its wings condensed into eight large characters: The underground palace is open, quickly obtain the dragon marrow.
Gu Jinghong's hand trembled, and the Mo Dao nearly struck him. Sparks flew from the beads of the Sanbao abacus, and the hexagram indicated a "great misfortune for blood relatives." The bronze sword suddenly went berserk, crashing the stroller carrying the quadruplets into the mountain wall.
Amidst the resounding roar, the hidden entrance to the underground palace suddenly appeared. Embedded in the door knocker was the tiger talisman that had been split in half by the Mo Dao!
"Memory synchronization rate 30%..." The system voice came and went, "In the autumn of the seventh year of Yongchang, the Prince of Zhenbei and the Fourth Prince..."
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