Volume 1: Zhuangtian Jinghong
**When Sibao chewed the spiritual rice seeds as a pacifier, the system emitted a sharp explosion.**
"Host! That's Soul-Eating Rice that can poison Jindan-stage cultivators!" The ball of light exploded into fireworks before Gu Jinghong's eyes. "I told you to farm and make a fortune, not to make biological weapons!"
Gu Jinghong held up the four treasures and pulled out the seeds. The little fellow giggled and spit out rainbow-colored saliva. The soaked rice seeds suddenly grew wildly, instantly entangling the bronze sword spirit that came to steal the vegetables.
"Congratulations host for unlocking a new defense system." The system's mechanical voice trembled, "Mengbao brand man-eating vine..."
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## Section 1: Childish Fun Plowing the Sky
Sanbao sat on a modified plow, his abacus beads spun out a plan for the Big Dipper formation. Dabao grunted as he pulled the plowshare, sending waves of earth billowing in his path, and thirty rusted swords burst forth from the earth.
"The 99th Strategies of War," Gu Jinghong put a gas mask on Erbao, "Let the naughty kid open up the wasteland."
Sibao suddenly pointed at the furrow and yelped. A blue liquid oozed from the cracks in the ground. The system screen flashed wildly: "Warning! Dragon Marrow Fluid Detected. Suggestion..."
Before he finished speaking, Erbao's purple eyes shone brightly, and the venom mixed with the dragon's marrow, instantly giving birth to a dancing, man-eating plant. The sword spirit screamed as it was swallowed by the bud, and when it was spat out, its head was covered in pollen.
"This is the Gu family's weed control technique." Gu Jinghong tied the struggling Piranha Plant into a bow. "It's an heirloom."
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## Section 2: Poisonous milk irrigation
As the moon rose, the quadruplets' collective wails overturned the roof. Gu Jinghong used a chamber pot as a spray bottle, mixing the boy's urine with Erbao's venom, drawing a perfect parabola in the air.
"Agricultural high technology," she said, dodging the frantic spiritual rice. "Organic fertilizer version 2.0."
Sanbao's abacus suddenly calculated itself, and streams of urine formed ancient symbols in the air. The irrigated rice ears grew ten feet tall, their tips piercing the clouds and drawing down thunder. Dabao excitedly grabbed lightning bolts as a jump rope, exploding the field with fragrant popcorn.
"Congratulations to the host for realizing the Thunder Tribulation Popcorn..." The last prompt popped up before the system crashed.
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## Section 3: Night Crying to Attract Spirits
Gu Jinghong was peeling a pear with a strange knife when midnight cries pierced the villa. The quadruplets' wails formed a quartet, the sound waves shattering the seal of the underground palace and converging spiritual energy into a visible vortex.
"Sonic attack!" She picked up a diaper as earplugs, "This decibel level can kill an old Yuanying monster..."
The bronze sword suddenly unsheathed itself, and dipped in spiritual fluid, it quickly wrote on the wall: "Night Crying Spirit Summoning Formation: Ancient secret child-rearing technique, requiring the blood of the Four Emperors to activate."
Sanbao's abacus beads pierced the center of the formation, and a star map emerged from the ground. Where Erbao's poisonous tears fell, the formation transformed into a portal, spitting out a group of masked...diaper robbers?
"Hand over the spiritual boy!" The leader had just finished shouting when Sibao's snot covered his face.
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## Section 4: Battle of the Ridge
Gu Jinghong wielded his hoe like a sword: "Robbery? Have you asked me about parenting?"
Dabao rammed a plow as if it were a chariot, Erbao's poisonous eyes caused mushrooms to grow on the robber's armor, Sanbao's abacus beads targeted toes, and Sibao's snot bubbles transformed into a confinement circle. Blade Spirit, munching on popcorn, commented: "Young Master's move is called Scattering Flowers... Ouch!"
The moment the hidden weapon hit his face, the robber leader's face cloth fell off - it turned out to be the Yuanying cultivator who was poisoned yesterday! His whole body was waving like mushrooms in the wind, and he was holding half a milk cake in his hand.
"Daddy..." Sibao suddenly reached out to the monk, and the Sanbao abacus displayed the blood relationship hexagram. Gu Jinghong's hand trembled, and the hoe shattered the monk's hair crown, revealing a face that was seven points similar to the hunter boy.
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