Volume 1: Zhuangtian Jinghong
**When Erbao's snot bubble exploded in the toxic fertilizer pile, the locusts within a ten-mile radius collectively did a tap dance.**
"Host! This is the 'Five Poisons Manual,' not the 'Farming Manual!'" The system's light ball darted around the methane tank. "I told you to use poisonous insects to treat locusts, not to make biochemical fertilizers!"
Gu Jinghong held Sibao as a stirring stick, and the pale purple venom drew a parabola in the air: "Stop talking nonsense, don't you see that rice blast and insect pests broke out at the same time?" The rice seeds soaked in the venom suddenly grew rapidly, and serrations extended from the edges of the leaves to chase and bite the locusts.
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## Section 1: The Toxic Fertilizer Storm
Sanbao sat on the compost cart, his abacus beads slinging out a Bagua formation. Gu Jinghong consulted the Poison Manual, mixing the potion: "3 grams of arsenic to inhibit bacteria, Gelsemium elegans juice to kill eggs, fermented boy's urine..."
"It's the quadruplets' morning urine." The Bronze Sword Spirit pinched his nose and added, "The urine from the poisonous mushrooms Erbao stole last night."
The biogas tank suddenly boiled, and the purple smoke condensed into a skull. Dabao excitedly waved his Mo Dao embryo: "Mom! The clouds are spewing rainbows!"
"Warning! Toxic mist pH 2.3..." The system alarm was interrupted by Sibao's sneeze. The toxic cloud instantly turned orange-red, clinging to the rice leaves to form a natural insecticide film.
"Congratulations to the host for understanding the three-dimensional prevention and control system." The system popped up a distorted emoticon package.
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## Section 2: Seizing Food from Insects
Under the moonlight, a mutant rice borer spreads its crystal wings. Gu Jinghong sets up a trap lamp according to the Qi Min Yao Shu, but the lamp oil is replaced with Er Bao's poisonous tears.
"Phototaxis combined with chemotaxis," she threw out a modified insect net. "That's called scientific cultivation."
Sanbao's abacus suddenly popped with beads, and the hexagram indicated "Xun position, great luck." As Sibao babbled, thousands of poisonous moths formed an arrow pointing toward the underground palace. The bronze sword spirit, munching on a candied haws, muttered, "Young master, they're reporting to the Insect King!"
A truck-sized chalcedony borer king emerged from a crack in the ground, its mouth opening and closing to spew acid rain. Gu Jinghong swung out the biogas tank tube: "Sanbao! Calculate the parabola!"
"Understood!" Abacus beads formed into a formation in the air, and the venom high-pressure cannon accurately poured into the insect king's air valve. Erbao's purple eyes flashed, and the insect king's shell instantly became covered with fluorescent mushrooms.
"Art of War Form 108," Gu Jinghong ignited the methane gas, "This is called the BBQ Insect Killing Method."
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## Section 3: The Poison Sutra Reveals the Divine
At dawn, Gu Jinghong discovered that the honeydew secreted by the poisonous rice could actually cure all kinds of poisons. The system screen flashed wildly:
Crop Variation Report:
1. Rice leaves contain erysipelas (a lethal dose for a Jindan monk)
2. Rice flower honey contains detoxifying serum
3. Rice roots secrete growth hormone (which has promoted the growth of teeth in the four babies)
"Isn't this a biological pesticide?" She pulled out Sibao's newly emerged baby tooth and used it as a hidden weapon. "It even has medical properties."
The sword spirit suddenly screamed and leaped towards the barn—magpies, attracted by the poisonous rice, were stealing the food. Their droppings unexpectedly sprouted antidote herbs. The Sanbao Abacus displayed a new hexagram: "Good and bad fortune intertwine, a dead end is transformed into life."
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## Section 4: Shocking Changes in the Underground Palace
While clearing the battlefield, the Mo Dao suddenly resonated with the underground palace. Gu Jinghong split the rock layer, and the baby clothes in the crystal coffin glowed blue. The moment they touched, fragments of memory surged in:
The young hunter, covered in blood, held the swaddling clothes in his arms: "Hong'er, take the children to the human world..."
A golden inscription suddenly appeared at the bottom of the coffin: "The Four Emperors appear, and the way of heaven collapses."
Sibao suddenly grabbed her clothes: "Daddy, it hurts..." In the moonlight reflected by the crystal coffin, the monk who was captured yesterday was mutating in the dungeon - dragon scales appeared on his back, which perfectly matched the Chilong pendant left by the male protagonist.
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