Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Disaster Theme Park**
At midnight, the disaster victims' tents suddenly erupted in a disco, turning Sibao's newly stacked relief rations into popcorn buckets. Erbao, holding a milk bottle emitting stars, knocked over the porridge stall and said, "Mom! The earthquake crack is being livestreamed and we're charging admission! We're talking about a family trip to the center of the earth!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the disaster emergency report and found that the cracks and smoke were fighting. Barrage: [Lava: VIPs in the front row can touch it] [Poisonous gas: swipe the rocket to get a gas mask trial package]
Parenting System Pop-Up Holographic Helmet:
- The collapsed city wall turned into a slide billboard
- Refugees holding fluorescent bracelets that say "Please hug me"
- The most outrageous thing was the mudslide, which rushed down with a Hello Kitty doll wrapped around it.
- The village head lamented: "They used relief porridge to make milk tea latte art!"
"Apocalypse entertainment detected," the system showed a comforting doll, "Starting 'Baby Disaster Response Class' 1.0!" The disaster area was transformed into a Montessori sandbox.
Sibao Longjiao scanned the geomagnetic waves: "Casualty rate = number of lumps in Daddy's milk powder x 27!" Before he finished speaking, the mountain rumbled and cracked, and a sign reading "Five-star review requested" appeared above the mountain god's head: "This attraction urgently needs a cute baby spokesperson!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing compressed biscuits: "Young master, shock position..." Twenty-eight mechanical nannies broke out of the ground, and the baby bottles were engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization stress test."
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**Section 2: Cute Baby Roller Coaster Rescue**
"This disaster requires a sacrifice to the heavens..." Just as the prefect held out the three animals, Sibao suddenly displayed a holographic seatbelt: "Feudal superstition detected. The 'Infant and Child Safety Seat Guide' has been bound!"
The quadruplets' hardcore operation shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses blockchain to generate "Lego reconstruction of ruins"
- Sibao converted Longjiao into a 5G cableway (disaster victims slid down in diapers)
- The system pours AD calcium milk into the lava (the lava solidifies into a "strawberry pudding" warning sign)
- Erbao drew a "temporarily closed" emoji for the mudslide (the flow rate automatically changed to a rocking car)
"Latest rescue plan!" The system switched to a nursery rhyme navigation tone: [Turn left ahead, there's a crying baby, sleep mode activated] The holographic screen popped up:
- Earthquake waves transcoded into the amplitude spectrum of "Lullaby"
- The "saliva towel" filtration channel is activated in the poison gas area
- Luminous diaper landmarks laid out in the shelter
Suddenly, the crack exploded into a rainbow candy tunnel, and the mechanical nanny popped up a warning: [The 27th stress test failed...] Sibao climbed onto the robotic arm, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven disaster chains, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Rescue Day".
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**Section 3: Holographic Daddy Carrier**
When the robot nanny activated the annihilation program, Sibao suddenly took out the electronic harness and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's helicopter lift!"
The system suddenly blue screen popped up:
- Sanbao abacus generates a dynamic airflow diagram (disaster victims drift into safe areas)
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby Monitoring (Male is held in the airplane to sleep VR)
- Mo Dao raises the glowing pacifier flag (the mudslide solidifies into early childhood playdough)
- 100,000 disaster victims sang "Dad's Plane" and danced
Robot nannies crashed, and baby bottles transformed into fluorescent propellers. An interstellar childcare surveillance system emerged from a lava pit—in which the male protagonist rocked the cradles of four babies with earthquake waves, humming "Father's Patented Shockproof Love" with each jolt.
"Test 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the disaster area shrank into a children's disaster model. Sibao fished out a quantum rattle from the rubble, and the sound waves condensed into a lunar ark: "Daddy said that every time we fall, there's a safety net of love~"
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