Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Roseola in Infants and Young Children**
The poisonous miasma in the Ten Thousand Demon Valley suddenly began to perform Compendium of Materia Medica exercises, transforming Sibao's newly constructed detoxification array into a glowing trampoline. Sanbao rolled into the poisonous pool, holding a bottle of milk bubbling green bubbles. "Mom! The Nine-Tailed Fox Demon is livestreaming! She's selling something! She says her body odor is the new baby mosquito repellent!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the "Book of All Poisons" and found that the poisonous insects on the page were twisting the barrage: [Seven-Colored Spider: Get a fluorescent tattoo when bitten] [Bone-Eroding Grass: Buy one, get three free, no cheating]
Parenting System Pop-Up Holographic Bib:
- Dulongtan is filled with "kiss-seeking" fluorescent lifebuoys
- Piranha plant wearing a baby tooth bracelet to perform sword swallowing
- The most outrageous thing is the demon throne, which is inlaid with a glowing pacifier as the authority
- The snake demon elder cried: "They used corpse-dissolving water to make milk powder!"
"Early childhood education of demonic poisons detected," the system showed a comforting doll, "Starting "Baby Anti-Toxic Enlightenment" 1.0!" The Ten Thousand Demons Valley transformed into a Montessori Poison Corner.
The four-treasure dragon horn scanned the RNA chain: "Demon poison mutation value = the number of times Daddy's hand trembles while mixing the milk powder x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the Demon King arrived, spewing a pink poisonous mist: "I will apply for a patent for the four-treasure saliva!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing an antidote pill: "Young master, leave your position..." Twenty-eight mechanical poison masters broke out of the ground, and the test tubes were engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th virus childishness experiment."
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**Section 2: Quantum Poison Sutra Electronic Picture Book**
"This poison requires poison..." The Poison Sect elder had just taken out the scorpion tail needle when Sibao suddenly ejected the holographic reading pen: "Primitive therapy detected. The Talking Poison Sutra app has been downloaded!"
The quadruplets' hardcore detoxification shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses blockchain to label "diaper rash" electronically
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a 5G dialysis machine (the poisonous mist condensed into Peppa Pig)
- The system dumped Yakult into the toxic pond (the pond water showed an "excessive probiotics" emoji)
- Erbao drew a "staying up late and getting bald" dynamic sticker for the demon king (automatic curly hair care for poisonous horns)
"The latest detoxification plan!" The system switched to a nursery rhyme: [The demon poison is mutating... The "Baby Anti-Toxin Nursery Rhyme" has been automatically switched to.] The holographic screen popped up:
- Bone-Erosion Grass Juice Transcoded into Rainbow Playdough
- Snake venom encrypted into the sheet music of "Dig, Dig"
- Detoxification pill activates the "rocking car" metabolic mode
Suddenly, the Poison Sutra exploded into a rain of fluorescent stickers, and the Mechanical Poison Master popped up a warning: [The 27th childish experiment failed...] Sibao climbed up the test tube rack, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven virus chains, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Vaccine Development Day".
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**Section 3: Holographic Dad Antibodies**
When the mechanical poison master activated the poison explosion program, Sibao suddenly took out the electronic thermometer: "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's fever-reducing kiss!"
The system suddenly blue screen pops up:
- Sanbao Abacus generates a "lift high" immune dynamic image (demon poison turns into wave board candy)
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby Monitoring (Male Testing Milk Temperature VR)
- Mo Dao raises the glowing pacifier flag (Wan Yao Valley raises the white diaper flag)
- 100,000 fans sang "Where Are We Going, Dad?" and square danced
The mechanical poison masters all crashed, and test tubes transformed into fluorescent milk bottles. From the top of the Demon King's scepter, an interstellar childcare surveillance system appeared—in the video, the male protagonist used the Poison Sutra to fold four paper boats for the baby, each inscribed with the words "Ark of Fatherly Love Crosses the Sea of Poison."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the poison zone shrank into a child's chemistry box. Sibao fished the quantum pacifier out of the poison pool, and the bite marks appeared in the lunar laboratory: "Daddy said that every time I'm poisoned, it's in the shape of my love for you~"
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