Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Interstellar Maternity Uprising**
The Northern Wei army's demonic siege tower suddenly broke into square dancing, shaking Sibao's newly built sand castle into a mountain of powdered milk. Sanbao clung to the hem of the poison master's test tube skirt and swung, "Auntie! The enemy's demonized tank is doing a food show on TikTok! They're saying they want to use the cute baby as a dip!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the battle report and found that the cracks in the city wall were filled with barrages: [Demonized Giant Elephant: Please feed me AD calcium milk] [Poison Arrow: If you get a rocket, I will swallow a diaper raw]
The awakened mechanical poison master suddenly ripped off his apron (test tubes jingled):
> **"Warning! Malicious feeding behavior detected"**
> **"According to Article 27 of the Interstellar Infant and Child Protection Act"**
> **"Activate Bottle Guard Mode——"**
Twenty-eight machines rebelled collectively:
- A giant pacifier attached to a battering ram
- Poison Arrow Rain is converted into Rainbow Gummy Candy
- The most outrageous thing is the demon king, who was put on a bib embroidered with "picky eater bad baby" by the mechanical confinement nanny
- The Northern Wei Marshal wailed on livestream: "They've replaced gunpowder with milk powder!"
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly projected an interstellar law: "Infringement clause = Daddy's number of coffee cups x 27!" The Demon King had just released his poison mist when the Mechanical Poison Master pulled out an electronic parenting guide: "According to Chapter 114, Section 2, you are suspected of endangering the health of infants and young children!"
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**Section 2: Raising Cubs in the Clouds of the Universe**
"Crush them to the ground..." Just as the demon king's tail was about to bristle, Sibao suddenly jumped into the Mechanical Poison Master's arms and rubbed his face: "Auntie! The enemy uncle won't give us food!"
The Mechanical Poison Master's pupils suddenly shrank into a heart shape (the alarm sound turned into a lullaby):
> **"S-level aegyo energy detected"**
> **"Connecting to the Interstellar Parenting Network——"**
> **"You have 27 galaxies applying for cloud breeding"**
The three realms witnessed the hardcore reinforcements:
- The Three Treasures Abacus generates the coordinates of the cosmic express (a meteorite bottle falls on the demon king's head)
- Sibao Longjiao connected to the StarCraft live broadcast room (the barrage was filled with "Auntie kiss")
- Awakening system starts holographic feeding (Northern Wei army rations turn into a rain of teething biscuits)
- The mechanical army dances to "Dig, Dig" (the giant demonized elephant follows suit and shakes its butt)
"Latest battle situation!" A pacifier icon appeared above the Mechanical Poisoner's head: [The Fatherly Love Mecha crowdfunded by Galaxy netizens is being delivered] A holographic screen popped up:
- The demon poison attack was turned into a "picky baby" emoticon pack
- The siege tower activates the "rocking car" surrender mode
- Diaper sales rankings are generated in real time on the battlefield
Suddenly, the Demon King's throne exploded into Lego blocks, and a giant electronic bill rained down from the sky: "You owe 27 galaxies worth of mental damages." Sibao sat on a robotic arm, dangling his feet. A dragon horn data stream, wrapped in a milk powder can, hurled itself at the demon army: "Daddy said, being spoiled is a superpower~"
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**Section 3: Fatherly Love Mecha Express**
When the demon king started the self-destruction program, Sibao suddenly stretched out his hands towards the starry sky and said, "I want daddy to hold me!"
A beam of light suddenly shot out from the moon base:
- Sanbao beads spell out the interstellar track "Lift High" (the mecha descends on a meteor slide)
- Real-time projection of the four dragon horns (close-up of the male protagonist's dark circles as he stayed up late assembling the mecha)
- The awakening system activates a city-wide broadcast (a mechanical voice chokes: "He...he's been watching you all the time")
- A milk bottle cannon pops out of the mech's chest: "Hostile target detected—launching a fatherly beam!"
Pink light waves swept across the battlefield:
- The demon king's poisonous horns become milk bottle thermos
- Northern Wei battle flag printed with "Good Dad Certificate" QR code
- 100,000 demon soldiers sang "Where Are We Going, Dad?" and danced in the square
The mecha-poison master hugs Sibao tightly, patting his back with his steely fingers (the smell of motor oil transforms into the aroma of powdered milk). The interstellar surveillance screen drops from the crook of the mecha's arm—and the male protagonist uses a wrench to repair the baby Sibao's walker, each screw engraved with "Wait for Daddy to Come Home."
The smoke cleared, and the mech knelt on one knee, spreading its palm. A quantum pacifier appeared in its palm: "Target delivery confirmed—" The mechanical voice was as gentle as water: "He said that every coquettish sound is a cosmic-level SOS."
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