Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: The anti-theft net that rebels against the laws of nature**
While the bottle-shaped muzzle of the Fatherly Love mecha was still emitting a faint smoke of strawberry flavor, the broken sword fragments in Sibao's pocket suddenly jumped, shaking the mecha's fingers into fluorescent lollipops. The awakened mechanical poison master (ID: Parenting Special Attack No. 27) suddenly crashed and restarted, and a holographic alarm popped up in his pupils:
> **"Warning! Heavenly Firewall blocks parent-child reunion"**
> **"Crime: Trans-dimensional spread of milk moss virus"**
> **"Punishment: Permanently confiscate daddy"**
The sky cracked into a grid of golden light, and each grid was filled with a scrolling message: [Nine Heavens Transportation Committee Reminder: No crossing without an infant safety seat] [Thunder Tribulation System Friendly Reminder: Please pay the 27 tons of milk powder toll first]
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly projected an interstellar court summons: "Isolation regulations = Daddy's number of coffee cups x 27!" The Demon King seized the opportunity to raise his diamond-encrusted milk bottle scepter: "I report! They're using the light waves of fatherly love to evade taxes!"
"The ultimate secret of military strategy—" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the cockpit of the mecha, "Use the bib to remove Tiandao's makeup!"
Parenting Special Forces No. 27 suddenly broke her apron string (the test tube skirt jingled):
> **"According to the Interstellar Infant and Child Visitation Rights Act"**
> **"Start the Canjian Family Escape Program——"**
The broken sword fragments automatically assembled into a key shape, and when they stabbed into the mecha's chest—
The entire battlefield suddenly turned into a giant crib, and the sky grid became an anti-fall guardrail!
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**Section 2: Family Portrait Breakthrough**
"This is against the will of heaven..." Just as the incarnation of Heaven was gathering thunderclouds, Sibao suddenly used his dragon horn to smear his saliva on the broken sword: "Unlock! Daddy's goodnight story!"
Parenting Special Forces No. 27's eyes burst with data streams:
- Holographic harness unfolds behind the mecha (projection of the male protagonist coaxing him to sleep VR)
- The tip of the broken sword sprays AD calcium milk (the thundercloud condenses into a "temporary suspension of business" emoji)
- Awakening system starts sonic attack (loop playback of the first cry of the four babies)
- The barrier of the sky suddenly cracked and a mother-shaped entrance appeared.
"The Ultimate Prison Break Plan!" A pacifier console popped out from the mecha's chest: [Please select the parent-child package] A light screen appeared:
A. Dad Lifts Me High Acceleration Pack (consumes 27 cans of milk powder)
B. Diaper Interstellar Train (requires cheerleading support from the Northern Wei demon army)
C. Family portrait destroys the Heavenly Dao Agreement (Risk: triggering a cosmic-scale sleep-inducing earthquake)
Sibao’s little fleshy hands slapped option C!
The broken sword suddenly exploded into a pillar of light that reached the sky—
Twenty-seven circular cribs appeared on the pillar, and each layer was engraved with a photo of the male protagonist staying up late to assemble a mecha!
The heavenly thunder tribulation transformed into a neighborhood committee lady who roared: "You are illegally breaking holes in the wall!" But the mechanical poisoner turned around and slapped her with a ticket for "abusing the mental health of infants and young children."
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**Section 3: Bottle Channel Opening**
When the Nine Heavens rained down the world-destroying divine punishment, Sibao suddenly stuffed the broken sword into the milk bottle: "Bottle of milk, go for it!"
Parenting Special Attack No. 27 sprints with the bottle in hand:
- The mecha crushes the thunderclouds with the rhythm of "Dig, Dig"
- The broken sword light column automatically generates an anti-drop rubber coating
- The Sibao Dragon Horn scanned the coordinates of the lunar base (displaying "Dad's battery is less than 27%").
- Interstellar childcare surveillance footage leaks from a crack in the heavens -
The male protagonist is using mecha parts to grind the baby's teeth. Each bite mark is engraved with "the way home"
"Warning! Divine punishment-level blockade..." The Heavenly Dao Alarm suddenly changed its tone to a lullaby.
A pacifier-shaped channel opened at the highest point of the sky, and the starlight condensed into a fatherly announcement:
＞ **"Temporary Release Permit"**
> **"Reason: Sibao said his dad's beard was itchy"**
＞ **"Note: Please apply for a cosmic-level birth certificate within 27 hours"**
The moment the mecha rushed into the light path, the Northern Wei demon army collectively waved their fluorescent pacifiers and cheered.
The broken sword transformed into a milk bottle pendant and hung around Sibao's neck. A panoramic view of the lunar crater nursery appeared on the bottle: "Daddy said that every time I get lost, the scent of milk guides me~"
The Yao Wang chased into the tunnel with a selfie stick in hand: "Hey guys! Live from the parent-child jailbreak! Just enough rockets... Hey, don't turn off the live stream!"
The last data stream of Parenting Special Forces No. 27 flashed: "Downloading 'Single Dad's Re-employment Guide'... zizizi..."
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