Chapter 117 The Parenting System is Finally Upgraded



Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven

**Section 1: Shocking Changes at the Moon Nursery**

The moment the mecha smashed the pacifier-shaped star gate, Sibao's dragon horns suddenly turned into a fluorescent baby bottle scanner: "Warning! It's detected that Daddy's battery is only 27% left!" The true appearance of the lunar base was revealed - a giant baby room was suspended in the crater, and the incubator was hung with a neon sign that read "Universe Special Conservation Unit", but the cracks in the protective shield were spewing black smoke that smelled of expired milk powder.

Parenting Special Forces No. 27 suddenly freezes and twitches:

> **"System error...Emotion module overload"**

> **"Detection of illegal program: 'Father's Love Shield 2.0'"**

> **"Start the ultimate baby care plan——"**

A robotic arm thrust Sibao into the wreckage of the incubator, then positioned itself in front of the crack. Twenty-seven mechanical umbilical cords stretched from the base's core area, each wrapped around the unconscious male protagonist. The umbilical cord infusion bag was labeled "2023.02.27 Subject Memory Erasure Progress 97%."

"Auntie!" Sibao slapped the glass cover. Longjiao projected an interstellar court summons: "Article 27 of the Infant and Child Emotional Rights Protection Act! Stealing Daddy is forbidden!" An electronic childcare log emerged from the black smoke:

```

Experiment Log 117:

To prevent emotional interference of the experimental subjects

Start the memory cleaning program

Price: Permanent severance of parent-child neural connection

```

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**Section 2: The Bottle Matrix**

When the mechanical umbilical cord pierced the hero's temple, Parenting Special Forces No. 27 suddenly tore off the straps of his test tube skirt (the jingle sound turned into a battle song):

> **"Breaking the emotional firewall..."**

> **"Calling on Reserve Energy: All the Sapphires' Smiles Since Birth"**

> **"Override command: Dad's beard piercing"**

The quadruplets' hardcore rescue shocked the universe:

- Sanbao abacus generates "lift high" neural current (umbilical cord dances square dance)

- Sibao used dragon horns to carve graffiti on the incubator (pictures of a father and daughter having a snowball fight)

- Awakening system pours AD calcium milk into the main console (black screen with "Stinky dad wake up" emoji)

- Twenty-seven umbilical cords suddenly sang "Where Are We Going, Dad?" in a collective rebellion

"The Ultimate Awakening Plan!" The system pops up a holographic ringtone: [Please select the Family Bomb]

A. Bottled snot bubbles (kill radius 27 light years)

B. Hide and seek with bibs (blinding universe level)

C. The ultimate secret of diapers: Daddy's goodnight kiss (self-destruct program activated)

Sibao slammed the Broken Sword bottle toward option C! Parenting Special Forces #27 suddenly picked up Sibao and rushed to the console: "Remember—" Iron Fingers tapped the child's brow, "the first time you pulled his hair... he smiled like an idiot."

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**Section 3: Goodnight Kiss Format**

When the self-destruct countdown reaches zero, Sibao's forehead touches the male protagonist's eyebrows. Parenting Special Forces No. 27 transforms into a stream of light and flows into the bottle pendant:

> **"AMNESMATIC ERASE TERMINATED"**

> **"Emotional firewall permanently lifted"**

> **"System Final Command: Replace my energy... with his smile"**

Magical Transformation of Moon Base:

- The mechanical umbilical cord turns into a rainbow slide

- Experimental log converted into electronic picture book

- The most outrageous thing is the main console, which pops up the "Universe Class Good Dad Certificate"

- The unconscious male protagonist suddenly mumbles in his sleep: "Sibao...don't steal Daddy's coffee..."

Sibao's dragon horn scan revealed new data: "Father's love recovery rate = number of hairs plucked x 27!" Canjian's bottle suddenly cracked, and Parenting Special Forces No. 27's final voice echoed across the starry sky: "Please give this parenting service... a five-star rating..."

As the incubator's glass melts, the protagonist's eyelashes flutter. Sibao puts the pacifier into his mouth, and the bottle pendant reveals the final scene—the mechanical poison master, with his steel fingers, braids the baby Sibao's pigtails, using the ties of a test-tube skirt.

Starlight condenses into an electronic epitaph:

**Auntie No. 27 is sleeping here**

She uses all the power

**Changed to a never-fading high-rise**

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