Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Interstellar Guano Crisis**
The moment the male protagonist's eyelashes fluttered, a DJ version of "A Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix" suddenly sounded from the lunar base. Sibao popped out a half-pack of Huaji Powder from his pocket, and the powder was swept into a fluorescent tornado by the crater's airflow.
"Bang!"
The entire base was instantly covered in colorful bird droppings, and the hibernation pod was turned into a giant preserved egg. The male protagonist, who had just opened his eyes, was then covered with a bird droppings mask and put back into a lying state.
The residual soul of the childcare system (in the form of a pacifier pendant) suddenly vibrated:
> **"Alert! Interdimensional bird excretion orgy detected"**
> **"The culprit: A flock of 27 galaxies of birds led by the scent of medicine"**
> **"Request: Draw a full-body sketch of Sibao using poop"**
The sky is filled with strange birds:
- Quantum penguins write "I was here" on dung icicles
- Mechanical Phoenix broadcasts the "Interstellar Diarrhea Contest" live while having diarrhea
- The most outrageous thing is the Galaxy Magpie, who built a nest with the male protagonist's hair in his mouth: "This magpie requests a paternity test!"
Sibao's dragon horn scanned the flock, prompting comments like: [Medicinal powder containing hawthorn caused a flock of birds to flee] [Sibao's poop sketch auction price: 27 tons of insect food]. A pacifier pendant suddenly sprayed with AD calcium milk cleaning fluid: "According to the Interstellar Public Health Act...hiss...it's recommended to activate the diaper shield..."
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**Section 2: Birds Diaper Fashion Week**
When the Galaxy Magpie tried to stuff Sibao into the bird's nest, the male protagonist suddenly jumped up from the preserved egg compartment and said, "Who dares to touch my cub?" The powder left on his fingertips accidentally popped out -
“Puff!”
Bird droppings instantly crystallized into diamonds, creating a high-end runway on the lunar surface.
The residual soul of the parenting system lights up the projection:
> **"Father's love purification reaction detected"**
> **"Medicinal fragrance mutates into SSS-level fashion elements"**
＞ **"Launch the "Birds Diaper Fashion Week" project——"**
Starbirds collective rebellion:
- Quantum Penguin inlaid Sibao diapers with poop diamonds
- The mechanical phoenix burns its tail feathers to make a medicinal incense for the male protagonist
- Galaxy Magpie cried: "My nest has been converted into a VIP dressing room!"
- T-stage comments were overwhelming: [Seeking the same dilution powder as the Sibao! ]
"The ultimate fashion solution!" The pacifier pendant pops up a holographic menu: [Please select a rescue look]
A. Papa Crystal Diaper Armor (Defense +999)
B. Medicinal Fragrance Tail Feather Parent-Child Cloak (Charm x27)
C. Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix Dung Scoop Scepter (Bring your own gas mask)
The male protagonist picked up a half-filled can of Jianpi Powder and threw it towards the T-stage. The powder exploded into a rainbow mist when it touched the ground.
All the birds are collectively constipated! A magpie flies over with a suppository in its mouth: "Dear, give us a five-star rating and we'll give you a free laxative service~"
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**Section 3: Fatherly Fragrance Revolution**
When the interstellar birds collectively sued each other for constipation, Sibao suddenly thrust the Broken Sword milk bottle into the crater: "Bottle of milk for poop!"
Medicinal springs erupt from the lunar soil, and bird droppings instantly ferment into strawberry-flavored ointment.
The final data of the parenting system's remaining soul burning out:
> **"Father-daughter combined skill detected"**
＞ **"Live broadcast of the fragrance of the universe——"**
＞ **"This product is dedicated to Auntie No. 27..."**
Witness the miracle of the sea of stars:
- The constipated quantum penguin excretes a perfumed ice sculpture (carved with the male protagonist's dark circles from staying up late to take care of the baby)
- A mechanical phoenix reborn as a bottle sprayer (spraying "Fatherly Love Scent: Baby Fart Smell")
- The Galaxy Magpie used its tail feathers to write a patent for a medicinal prescription (which Sibao snatched and used to make a paper airplane)
- The ointment solidifies into an electronic epitaph: **27 tons of guano are buried here** **They are the fragrance of fatherly love** **They gave their rectums**
The male protagonist smeared some bird droppings ointment on Sibao's brow: "Let's go home and make you some real spleen-strengthening powder." The moment he turned around, the lunar base collapsed into a giant pacifier-shaped perfume bottle, and a panoramic view of the Earth courtyard appeared on the bottle.
The Galaxy Magpie chased into the wormhole with the enema in its mouth: "Honey! Let's talk about the price of the laxative prescription!"
The pacifier pendant flickered one last time: "Remember... give Auntie's perfume... five-star praise..." As the starlight faded, Sibao found a medicine pestle made of phoenix tail feathers in his pocket. Small words were engraved on the bottom of the pestle: **Every poop is in the shape of loving you**
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