Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Diaper Inspection Bureau Riot**
The spiritual stone currency detector at the Cultivation World Taxation Bureau suddenly tap-danced, shaking the freshly accumulated tax revenue of the Four Treasures into glowing blocks. A pacifier pendant danced on the abacus beads: "Alert! Medicine King Valley is passing off tax-avoidance pills as rainbow candies! The Sword Cultivation Association is reporting flying sword depreciation as milk powder expenses!"
The male protagonist picked up Sibao who was drawing Peppa Pig on the account book, and saw the holographic account book barrage explode:
[He Huan Sect: Dual Cultivation losses are reported as diaper scrapping]
[Weapon Refining Sect: The maintenance fee of the natal magic weapon is replaced with early childhood education expenses]
The most outrageous one is the Buddhist sect, where the note on the donation box is "Use the money from incense donations to purchase AD calcium milk."
"Dad!" The four dragon horns shot out a blockchain scanning beam. "Elder Xuantian's lightning rod has been depreciated 27 times, but Taobao records show that he bought anti-baldness hair growth water!"
Before he could finish his words, the tax collector smashed the glazed tiles and held up the glowing diaper: "Oh no! The monks are rushing towards the inspection office with bottles of milk!"
Twenty-eight mechanical tax collectors descended from the sky, their chests inscribed with the words "Cleaner No. 27: Debt Collector." The lead tax collector's electronic eyes flashed: "Tax evasion milk stain detected, activating the ultimate secret technique—"
The pacifier pendant suddenly vibrated violently: "It's Auntie's backup unit! Quickly use your father-son photo album to influence her!"
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**Section 2: Cute Kids’ Tax Investigation Storm**
When the machinery tax officer initiated an asset freeze, Sibao suddenly pulled out a digital family photo: "Auntie, look! Daddy left you some strawberry-flavored motor oil!"
Data streams from the robotic tax officer's pupils splattered: "Emotional module...abnormal...requesting disease detection and elimination..."
The male protagonist threw out half a packet of digestive powder, and the powder condensed into a giant account book in the air:
- Sanbao Abacus generates a "Fatherly Love K-line Chart" (Elder Xuantian's fake accounts become bedwetting records)
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection Daddy Fake Accounts VR Late at Night (The male protagonist uses tax avoidance pills to make paper boats for Sibao)
- Pacifier pendant activates crying attack (looping Sibao's wailing when getting vaccinated)
- The monks' life-defining magic weapons collectively rebelled:
A flying sword, with a fluorescent sign reading "Tax Auction" hanging on it, stabbed itself in the scabbard.
The alchemy furnace spits out elixirs as tax coins
The worst is the Buddha's golden body, where a QR code automatically generates on the palm of your hand: "Scan the code to see the surveillance footage of the abbot secretly drinking milk powder."
"The Ultimate Recovery Plan!" A selection box pops up for the pacifier pendant:
A. Diaper Seal Array (Disables natal magic weapon for 27 days)
B. Baby bottle installment repayment (interest calculated based on the number of times the baby cries at night)
C. Fatherly Love Education (Risk: Monks collectively become nannies)
Sibao's little hands clapped towards the C key! The robotic tax officer suddenly picked up the tax delinquency list and began to "Dig, Dig," saying, "According to the Interstellar Infant and Child Support Act... tsk... Please pay Daddy's hair loss compensation!"
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**Section 3: Fatherly Love Balance Sheet**
When the monks' coalition army used their magic weapon to destroy the world, the male protagonist suddenly put Sibao on his neck and said, "Son! Show your uncles our family's account!"
The four dragon horns exploded into a holographic screen:
**Gu's Fatherly Group Co., Ltd. Asset Statement**
- Current Assets: 27 cans of Sibao Sneeze Bubbles (valuation: Three Realms Peace)
- Fixed Asset: Daddy's Dark Circles (Depreciation Method: Loss from Coaxing Him to Sleep Every Night)
- Intangible Assets: Auntie's electronic grave (interstellar grave sweeping service available)
- Accounts Payable: Owe Sibao amusement park tickets (late payment penalty: Hu Zi pierces his face 27 times)
The monks' magical weapons clanged to the ground. The elder of Medicine King Valley suddenly raised his hand: "I...I'll use my medicinal fields to pay off my debt! Please become Sibao's personal physician!"
The Sword Master pulled down his purse and said, "I'm selling my flying sword! I'm going to buy milk powder for my baby!"
The pacifier pendant slowly rose, spreading out the final report across the starry sky:
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Cosmos Tax Year-End Audit
Receivable: Twenty-seven Galaxy Monks' Tears
Received: The fruit of father's love (exceeded)
Note: All taxes owed will be repaid with a hug from Dad.
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The mechanical tax officer took off his mask, revealing a face identical to No. 27: "Emotional tax payment certificate detected..." The steel finger lightly tapped Sibao's eyebrows: "Credit is allowed--"
"You can even borrow it in your next life." In the starlight, the tax collector's body shattered into fluorescent powder, which condensed into a new pacifier hanging on Sibao's ankle.
On the crater, the hero held Sibao and looked down at the world: "Let's go home, it's time to harvest the vegetables." The monks behind him collectively raised their glowing hoes: "Go earn money for milk powder for the baby!"
The pacifier pendant flickered one last time: "Next time you file your taxes... remember to write 'Auntie's incense money'..." The night wind swept away half of the account page. On the back was the invoice for the Interstellar Nursery: **Twenty-seven tons of tears have been used to pay for Eternal Fatherly Love**
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