Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The Big Dipper is sending a WeChat message!" Sibao rushed into the observatory on the back of the bronze sword spirit, holding a glowing star map in his hand. "They say the moat of the lonely city is dancing to 'Swan Lake'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the strategic map to find Sanbao using abacus beads to attach a delivery label to a meteor. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the armillary sphere, the milk congealed into three fluorescent characters: Save Save Save.
Suddenly, a crack appeared in the night sky, and twenty-eight mechanical delivery drones swooped down, their cargo bays flashing red lights: [Cleaner No. 27·Logistics Specialized] Friendly Reminder: Twenty-seven of your interstellar deliveries are about to expire—
Section 1 Star Map Navigation Mistake
At midnight, the official road is as bustling as a vegetable market:
- Warhorse uses horseshoe to scan the shared bike QR code
- Automatically driving grain trucks play "Catching Shrimp"
- The arrows in the quiver will spontaneously spell "turn right ahead"
- Real-time navigation barrage displayed on the back of the soldier's armor
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1118!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the self-driving tank. "Use a wicked map to annoy the enemy scouts."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a constellation model: "The navigation offset value exceeds the standard by 250%!" Sibao's dragon horn pierced the star map, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding stardust - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum logistics center, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's rescue time limit is being evaluated].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing some dry food: "Young master, southwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical roadblocks broke out of the ground, with warning signs engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th path blockade].
Section 2: Cute Baby Lightning Rescue
"The latest battle situation!" the scout said, holding a steaming horseshoe. "The defenders of the isolated city are using hot pot broth to write SOS on the city walls!"
The quadruplets start running mode:
- Erbao uses poisonous milk to prepare Starlight Milk Tea Refresher
- Sanbao uses abacus to calculate the snake skin movement formula
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a holographic projector
- Dabao drew a graffiti of "Akina Mountain Car God" for Modao
"Everyone, please look." Sanbao's abacus beads formed a three-dimensional path diagram. "According to the theory of relativity—" The beads suddenly transformed into a panda-like expression covering its eyes. "We can play hopscotch on the enemy's heads!"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:
- The enemy's flag is marked with "2023.02.27"
- Horseshoe engraved with a map of lunar craters
- The ladder is equipped with antimatter springs
- The arrow tail feather is a dynamic QR code
"Alert! Space-time trap discovered!" Erbao's poisonous eyes reflected a hologram—the entire lonely city was quantum-collapsed, and the protagonist's blood-written words appeared on the city wall: "Sing 'The Lone Hero'!"
Section 3: Interdimensional Raid
When the mechanical drone dropped the space-time lock, Sanbao suddenly threw out the abacus bomb: "Start the dimensionality reduction attack!" The quadruplets launched a combination of skills:
- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was sprayed with BabyBus atomizer
- The three treasures' beads form a Klein bottle channel
- Sibao uses dragon horns to project famous scenes from Tom and Jerry
- Dabao's Modao will raise the flag of B-BOX
The battlefield transformed into a cartoon in a distorted spacetime, enemy tanks transformed into bumper cars, and the robotic drones suddenly shut down en masse, beginning to play "Love Business" on a loop.
"The loophole is in the seventh dimension!" Sanbao's abacus pierced the main control hold, and what exploded was not a package but:
- Quantum CD that stores Sibao's growth videos
- Nano building blocks that can 3D print arbitrary doors
- A badge with "Courier Man 2023.02.27" engraved on it
- Holographic image of the male protagonist trapped in a delivery cabinet
"The 27th rescue experiment failed..." The mechanical drone suddenly exploded. Sibao rushed towards the exploded interstellar express locker—the freezer compartment showed the male protagonist being forced to recite the "Logistics Management Manual" by 27 machines.
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