Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together
**Section 1: Bald Leek Riot**
When the spirit seed on Dad's head pulled out the ninety-ninth "Lone Hero" leek, the Milky Way Ministry of Agriculture suddenly airborne a demand for payment: "Universe farming tax: 27 tons of leek tears owed!" The leeks collectively fell to the ground in protest, and barrages appeared on the leaf veins: [Refuse to be a metaverse karaoke leek] [Apply to establish a Universe Good Voice vegetable garden branch venue].
Sibao's dragon horn scan detected an unusual movement in the Earth's core: "Warning! The spiritual seed's roots have penetrated the Earth's core, angering the Magma Elder!" A huge maw appeared in the wheat field, and magma solidified into a red-bearded old man roaring, "Who allowed to engage in agricultural heavy metals over my head?!" The erupting flint instantly ignited the leek chorus, and the smell of burning wafted in the air: "I love you, walking alone in a dark alley—burp!"
The fragments of the pacifier necklace suddenly resonated:
> **"Apocalyptic level sonic pollution detected"**
> **"Core contradiction: Leeks want freedom! Magma wants health!"**
> **"Solution: Activate the Cradle of Broken Swords Protocol"**
Dad plucked out some smoking leeks and waved them like a sword: "Shut up, everyone!" Amidst the flying scorched leaves, the sword-shaped birthmark on his scalp was revealed - it was the ultimate coordinate for the broken sword to return to its sheath!
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**Section 2: Broken Sword Forging Lullaby**
As the giant lava palm slammed towards the vegetable garden, Mommy untied the monk's wheat hairpin: "Activate! Twenty-seven protective sword spirits!"
The wheat grains burst into golden light:
- The shadow of the first scabbard covered the earth
- The second anti-noise earmuffs buckle the ears of the Magma Elder
- The remaining wheat grains formed a golden staff: "Please play the final requiem!"
Sibao jumped onto his father's bald head stage: "The ultimate combined attack - Dad's voice and wheat waves lullaby!"
Father and son stomping to the beat:
- Dad's stomping feet trigger the earth's core drum beats (leek ashes reorganize with the rhythm)
- Sibao's dragon horns emit musical note lasers (carve the Parenting Sutra in the shadow of the scabbard)
- Elder Magma's beard automatically beats the beat: "Hmm... This tune is more nourishing than heavy metal!"
The monk's remaining soul emerged from the wheat ears: "Arrange the formation! Countdown to the forging of the remaining sword!" Twenty-seven souls wrapped around Dad's birthmark, and the sword shadow bulged from under the skin. The electronic diagnosis of the Magma Elder popped up in the void:
```
Sequelae of sound wave pollution:
Eardrum perforation (requires leek juice ear drops)
? Irregular heartbeat (need to use Sibao bib as an ECG patch)
Fatal injury:
Addiction to heavy metal music (withdrawal can cause a star-core explosion)
```
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**Section 3: The Final Chapter**
When the birthmark sword shadow was about to break through the body, Mommy pressed the broken hilt to Daddy's scalp and said, "Return to the sheath!"
Shocking changes:
- The leek ashes condense into a liquid sword and inject it into the birthmark
- Magma Elder's beard automatically weaves sword tassels
- Earth Incarnation Bronze Sword Pillar: "My life has been worth it!"
The moment the broken sword was completely unsheathed:
1. **Slaying Evil**: Sword Qi splits the star core addiction (the magma elder spews out rock CD fragments)
2. **Finishing the Pitch**: The sword tassel throws out the five-line staff to bind the sonic pollution (condensing into the sheet music of "Goodnight Song")
3. **Return to the True Self**:
The sword spun and pierced into the earth's core—
Melted into a giant cradle spanning the galaxy!
Automatic update of the collection notice of the Ministry of Agriculture of Galaxy:
```
New taxes in the universe:
? Lullaby copyright fee (payment method: pull daddy's face)
Star Core Rehabilitation Fee (Collateral: Leek Tears)
? Ultimate Immunity:
Anyone in the cradle
Exempt from all IQ taxes
```
Sibao sat on the edge of the Milky Way Cradle, his feet lightly kicking the Star Bell. The Magma Elder curled up in the cradle and snored, his snoring transforming into geothermal heat that nourished all things. The monk's remaining soul emerged from the bell, leaving a final mark on his father's bald head.
A miniature scabbard surrounded by wheat ears, with half an electronic note floating out of the scabbard:
**Here lies the blood and the diapers**
**Using the Universe as a Sheath**
**Soak up the hero's tears and milk stains**
**——System No. 27’s final words**
The morning light penetrated the nebula cradle, and Mommy hummed a song and gently pushed the cradle. The scabbard birthmark on Daddy's head suddenly sprouted, growing into a leek that sang "Lullaby". Dewdrops dripped from the leaf tips and dripped into Sibao's open bottle.
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