Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together
**Section 1: Bottle Freedom Declaration**
When Dad's armpit hair was confiscated by the Galaxy Beauty Salon, the remains of the monk's milk bottles suddenly gathered at the North Pole. One hundred thousand pacifiers cracked into pupils, and a blood-red barrage appeared on the bottle: [Oppose the tyranny of childcare! Refuse to be the emotional trash can of Sibao!] A thousand bottle demons rose from the glacier collapse—
**Body: Skeleton made of expired milk powder**
**Weapon: 27 tons of fermented baba mace**
**Declaration: Using poisonous milk to drown the parent-child relationship! **
Tiandao's grandmother's broom alarm exploded: "Resentment value detected = the number of bottles Dad was lazy about not washing x 27!" Sibao's dragon horn scanned a terrifying data link:
- The "Baby Bottle Human Rights Convention" is suspended above the Demon Lord's head (Article: Shaking and feeding is prohibited)
- The poisonous milk dripping from Daddy's mace corrodes Aurora (Aurora wails: "I'm applying for workers' compensation!")
- The most amazing thing is the throne of the Demon Lord, which is woven with my father's armpit hair into the flag of the "Anti-Hair-Plucking Alliance"
Mommy ripped open the interstellar express: "Signed for! Family supply box airdropped by the Universal Women's Federation!" Inside the box exploded:
- Anti-virus saliva shield (print: Four Treasures graffiti family portrait)
- Smile Energy Lollipop (Side effect: triggers PTSD during lactation)
- The ultimate weapon: Auntie Electronic's last words on tape—"Sibao, believe in the power of snot bubbles!"
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**Section 2: Family Portrait Gatlin**
When Dad smashed his mace against the Great Wall, Dad held Sibao by his neck and said, "Son! Activate the emoji bomb!"
The four little meaty hands clicked frantically in the void:
- The crying face condenses into acid rain that corrodes the Demon Lord's joints
- Angry emoji forming chains around a mace
- Ultimate Secret: The family portrait expression transforms into a Gatling gun
"Fire!" Mommy pulled the bolt of the bib. Bullets poured out:
- Dad's embarrassing bullet (triggering the memory of the demon king's "child care collapse")
- Mommy's wink bomb (activates the resentment of "Why don't other people's children make noises")
- Sibao's snot bubble blaster (created a motherly love-shaped hole in the Demon Lord's core)
The Demon Lord suddenly split into twenty-seven clones:
- Diarrhea clone sprays poisonous milk flood
- Flatulence clone releases a methane fart cloud
- The Night Cry clone launches the magic sound of "Dig, Dig"
Grandma Tiandao's wig flew off at the fart: "Turn yourself in! The anti-baldness medicine I fed you back then was mixed with pirated milk powder!"
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**Section 3: Pacifier Sealing Technique**
When the Demon Lord's true form suddenly attacked from the fart cloud, Sibao took out his treasured first-generation pacifier and said, "Auntie! Lend me some light!"
The pacifier bursts out the final stardust:
> **"Demon core detected—"**
＞ **'The forgotten tenderness of late-night feeding'"**
> **"Execution of Definitive Agreement:"**
> **'Activate the pacifier seal with Mommy's kiss'**
The whole family starts the combo skills:
1. **Dad's Sacrifice**: Jumping into the Demon Lord's Crack to be a human pacifier (armpit hair was plucked into a sealing rope)
2. **Mommy's Kiss**: Lip marks are imprinted on the Demon Lord's core (poison milk instantly turns into AD calcium milk)
3. **Four Treasures’ Finale**:
Sitting on the head of the demon king, singing a lullaby, the poisonous mist condensed into a fluorescent diaper and wrapped around the giant body
The Demon King collapsed into a milk bottle mountain, and half of the "Settlement Agreement" fell from the top of the mountain:
```
Universe Bottle Rights Protection Treaty:
Receive 1 Four Treasures Kiss daily (non-transferable)
? Legal time to release flatulence: After dad starts snoring
? The most important terms:
Recognize the right of baby bottles to be gently wiped
```
When Dad crawled out of the ruins (completely hairless), the monk's remaining soul rose from the jars, condensing into a wheat-shaped hairpin pinned to Sibao's temples. An electronic closing document arrived from the Galaxy Courtroom:
**Demon Suppression War Cost Settlement**
- Payment: Dad's body hair (including nose hair reserve)
- Compensation: The Demon King is reincarnated as a smart milk bottle (with the inscription: Handle with care)
- Notes:
Next time I suppress...remember to feed Auntie the electronic strawberry
In the morning light, Sibao built a new cradle from the remains of the Demon Lord. Hairpin wheat ears shed light, sprouting tender green shoots on Dad's bald head: "The monk grandfather said... this is called 'Dad's hair regenerated spiritual seeds'..."
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