Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together
**Section 1: Cosmic-Scale Red Butt Plague**
As the Galactic Court summons reached the hut, a strawberry-flavored miasma suddenly erupted from Earth's South Pole. The polluted clouds coalesced into a giant diaper rash, and from the cracks in the rash, glowing pustules fell, smashing into the Monk's Bottle Monument: "Warning! The pus contains a variant of the 'Howling Virus.' Anyone who touches it will be forced to do square dancing!"
The fragments of the pacifier necklace sounded a shrill alarm: "Source of pollution = 27 tons of anti-baldness medicine residue that Grandma secretly dumped!" Sibao's dragon horn scanned a terrifying scene:
- The Yangtze and Yellow Rivers have turned into diarrhea-like yellow streams
- "Please wipe my butt" barrage appeared on the top of Mount Tai
- The most amazing thing is that he is the core of the poison miasma, and he actually holds the "Universe's No. 1 Hemorrhoids" certificate issued by Tiandao Anorectal Department
Daddy carried the Tai Chi diaper and charged: "Arrange the formation! Use the shield of dignity to clear the way!" As soon as he took a step, he slipped on the poisonous pus, and the wig flew into the pus and instantly corroded into a fluorescent fake pacifier. The three treasure beads popped up the survival guide:
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Purification Operation Failure Points:
? Dad's Dignity Shield (has fallen below the defense value)
Mommy's Smile Reserve (depleted in financial war)
? Ultimate Weapon:
Sibao's golden baba (speculated into futures by scalpers)
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Grandma Tiandao suddenly peeked out from the poison cloud and said, "Surrender! There was a pirated lullaby tape mixed into the drug residue!"
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**Section 2: Probiotics Airborne Operation**
As the toxic pus flooded the North China Plain, Mommy tore open the interstellar delivery box: "Sign for it! A probiotic airdrop package from the Galaxy Nursery!"
The moment the package exploded:
- Twenty-seven pacifier-shaped fungus capsules were automatically implanted into the Yangtze River
- Capsule spray "The Lone Hero" BGM to detoxify
- The remains of the monk's milk bottle suddenly reorganized into the "Purification Stormtroopers":
? Spray disinfectant with a cracked bottle
The pacifier becomes a spiral drill bit and pierces the poisonous hemorrhoids.
The scale shows: "Resentment conversion progress 27%"
Sibao sat on his father's bald command tower: "All troops, listen up! Secret Technique: Bib Covering Tactics!"
A bib, swollen by a storm, becomes a protective canopy, only to be corroded and perforated by the pus. Sanbao Abacus urgently deduces: "The poison miasma has evolved in intelligence—it's learned to wear diapers!"
The e-war book of void pop-up hemorrhoids:
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Declaration on Autonomy against Poisonous Miasma
1. Establish the Red Butt Independent State
2. Issuing the Pus cryptocurrency
3. Wanted Sibao (Charge: The culprit of cosmic diaper rash)
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Probiotic capsules suddenly became constipated: "Requesting... Daddy fire support!"
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**Section 3: Golden Baba's World-Saving Cannon**
When the poisonous miasma hemorrhoids were about to crown him, Dad suddenly took out the fermented diapers and said, "Request to mobilize the four strategic poop reserves!"
The diaper unfolds into a launching pad:
- Mommy used the broken sword to carve a golden poop cannonball (carved with runes from the "Child-Raising Sutra")
- Grandma Tiandao sacrifices her wig as a fuse
- Monk's Bottle Soul Injection Thruster: "Union Legacy - Fire!!"
The moment the shell hit the poisonous miasma core:
- Hemorrhoid Certificate melted into "Good Butt Medal"
- Pus turns into AD calcium milk waterfall
- The toxic cloud condenses into a giant diaper and falls to Earth
Sibao rushed into the gradually dissipating poisonous miasma. Xiaopang held the red bottom of the globe with his hand and said, "Be good! Apply the medicine and it won't hurt!"
A golden soft light seeps out from the palm of your hand:
- The Yangtze and Yellow Rivers stopped having diarrhea (the riverbeds were covered with probiotic milk tablets)
- Taishan barrage turned into a "Four Treasures Miracle Doctor" banner
- A poop-shaped crystal flower grew on the Monk's Bottle Monument
Star Space sent down electronic medical instructions:
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Diagnosis and treatment report of the Universe Anorectal Department:
√ Removal of toxic hemorrhoids (Pathology: Stress reaction due to missing the monk's milk bottle)
√ Follow-up care:
Use dad's nose hair to dip probiotics and apply it to the affected area every day
√ Follow-up appointment:
The next galaxy explosion day (registration fee: 27 times of grabbing dad's face)
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Mommy folded poisonous diapers into a spaceship and carried the whole family toward the dawn. Half a pacifier fragment was embedded in the keel of the spaceship, and its fluorescent light flickered like breathing: "Purification bonus... Accounting father's armpit hair..."
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