Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: War Costume Show**
A girl group dance suddenly broke out on the sand table at the border, shaking Sibao's freshly stacked terracotta warriors into nail stickers. Sanbao burst into the tent, holding an abacus emitting pink bubbles: "Mom! The Northern Wei vanguard officer issued a challenge in the livestream! He wants to see whose cute kid can wink the best!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the battle report and saw that the tassel on the banner was posting a comment in Martian language: [Warning! The enemy horse is imitating the host and lying down. It is recommended to feed it rainbow candies to stimulate fighting spirit.]
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle spraying holographic projection:
- Northern Wei cavalry painted their horses' hooves with nail polish
- Xishu Crossbow arrows are hung with plush pendants
- The most outrageous one is the Dongwu ship, whose deck is covered with Hello Kitty carpets
- Southern Xinjiang elephant soldiers livestreamed with a selfie stick wrapped around their trunks: "Sisters, please pay attention!"
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 168!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatically beautified live camera, "Use emojis to remove armor!"
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly scanned the DNA chain: "War Fever = Daddy's coffee refills x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the Northern Wei envoy crashed into the tent, clutching a "Chicken Cha Cha" declaration of war—"Our prince wants to give your adorable baby a Cloud Piercing Arrow!"
The bronze sword spirit flew by while chewing on an arrow: "Young master, please take a position..." Twenty-eight mechanical war reporters broke out of the ground, and the lenses were engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization entertainment experiment."
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**Section 2: Cute Baby's Coquettish Strategy**
"We should use fire attacks in this battle..." Just as the deputy general unfolded the battle formation, Sibao suddenly emitted a holographic emoji: "Antiquity detected, BabyBus Peace Mode activated!"
The quadruplets' nuclear energy cuteness shattered three views:
- Sanbao uses blockchain technology to send electronic carrots to enemy horses
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a cute 5G signal tower
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk into the moat to create a "sweet truce"
- Dabao draws a "panda paralysis" animated sticker for the enemy general
"The latest peace plan!" The venomous system suddenly interrupted: [Based on the host's emotional intelligence, it is recommended to activate the coquettish combo] The holographic screen popped up:
- Mo Dao turned into a glow stick to cheer
- Arrow rain converted into "Love You" emoji rain
- Battering ram activates the "rocking car" vibration mode
Suddenly, the war drum exploded into a rainbow candy rain, and the mechanical reporter popped up a warning: [The 27th entertainment experiment failed...] Sibao climbed up the ladder, and the Longjiao data stream cracking program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven entertainment codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Observation Day".
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**Section 3: Family Portrait Dimensionality Reduction**
When the mechanical reporter initiated the blocking process, Sibao suddenly pulled out the electronic family photo: "Activate the ultimate secret - Dad's goodnight story!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded with interdimensional code:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a dynamic screensaver called "Daddy Lifts Me High"
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby Crib VR
- Mo Dao raised a truce flag with a family portrait printed on it
- The enemy's horses suddenly sang "Lullaby" and tap danced
Robotic reporters crashed en masse, cameras transformed into electronic photo albums. A video of interstellar parenting emerged from the armor of the Northern Wei prince—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using a military manual to fold four paper boats for the infants, each one inscribed with the words "Take baby to see the rainbow."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the battlefield shrank into a children's playground. Sibao fished out the quantum pacifier from the hail of arrows, and the bite marks on it appeared like a lunar carousel: "Daddy said that every time I act like a spoiled child, it's in the shape of my love for you~"
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