Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Session 1: Quantum Tai Chi Square Dance**
The bricks and stones on the city wall suddenly danced to the tune of "The Most Dazzling National Style," transforming Sibao's newly carved defensive array into a fluorescent tattoo. Erbao, clutching a milk bottle emitting pixelated sparks, rushed up to the tower, "Mom! The Northern Wei engineers are crowdfunding a ladder in their livestream! They're saying they'll send you rockets to the top of the charts!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the Tai Chi formation diagram and saw the reflection of the moat flooding the screen with barrages: [The enemy battering ram is imitating the host lying down. It is recommended to feed popping candies to boost fighting spirit.]
Sanbao's beads exploded into a holographic projection:
- The horseshoes of the Northern Wei heavy cavalry are inlaid with LED marquees
- The boulders loaded by the catapults become props in the game "Synthesize Watermelon"
- The most outrageous thing is the siege tower, the outer layer of which is covered with "Please give a five-star review" QR code
- Enemy Army War Drum Live Eating Broadcast: "Family! This drum is maintained with the same facial mask as Gu Jinghong!"
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 169!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the center of the automatically rotating Tai Chi formation, "Use emojis to beautify the moat!"
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly emitted a wave of energy. "Probability of breaching the city = Daddy's coffee grounds x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the messenger crashed down the embrasure, clutching the beacon fire used to perform the "Love You" dance moves. "The enemy wants to compete with you for Just Dance points!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by, chewing on the broken pieces of wall tiles: "Young master, Zhen position..." Twenty-eight mechanical Feng Shui masters broke out of the ground, and the compass was engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization aesthetic test].
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**Section 2: AR Defense System**
"This formation should draw the water from Kan..." Just as the military advisor pulled out the Bagua mirror, Sibao suddenly flashed his holographic glasses: "Primitive metaphysics detected, Metaverse Augmented Reality activated!"
The quadruplets' hardcore operation blinded the entire army:
- Sanbao uses blockchain to dynamically add skins to city walls (Today's Topic: Pink Peppa Pig)
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a WiFi signal jammer (the enemy's navigation system collectively guided them into the moat)
- Erbao pours AD calcium milk on the arrow tower (the arrow automatically tracks the source of sweetness)
- Dabao drew a "hair loss from staying up late" emoji for the ladder truck (the steps started to fall off on their own)
"The latest formation plan!" The venomous tongue system suddenly interrupted: [Based on the host's aesthetics, it is recommended to enable baby graffiti mode] The Tai Chi formation was instantly transformed:
- The Yin-Yang fish becomes the Fruit Ninja game interface
- The moat activates the "rocking car" defense mode (playing the "Little Apple" BGM)
- The Wengcheng gate is equipped with a spring device similar to the one in "Plants vs. Zombies".
Suddenly, the arrow tower exploded into a rainbow, and the mechanical Feng Shui master popped up a warning: [The 27th aesthetic experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven aesthetic codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Aesthetic Education Day".
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**Section 3: Family Portrait Nail Removal**
When the mechanical Feng Shui master started formatting, Sibao suddenly took out his electronic drawing board: "Activate the ultimate secret - Dad's cartoon stickers!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded the dimensional wall:
- Sanbao's beads generate "Daddy, hold me high" dynamic expression rain (enemy weapons automatically soften)
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection Baby Carriage Drift VR (Siege Vehicle Starts Waltzing)
- Mo Dao raised a fluorescent flag with a family portrait printed on it (the Northern Wei army flag was automatically censored)
- The moat suddenly surged with a wave of AD calcium milk (the enemy generals and their mounts all lay down and licked it)
Mechanical feng shui masters crashed en masse, and compasses became electronic graffiti boards. An interstellar parenting video popped up from the helmet of the Northern Wei crown prince—surveillance footage showed the protagonist using a Tai Chi diagram as a crawling mat for the four babies, each hexagram depicted with a cartoon image of "Dad's Protection."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the battlefield shrank into a child's sandbox model. Sibao fished a quantum crayon from the rubble and scribbled a picture of the moon. Disney: "Daddy said, every spin is the shape of my love for you~"
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