Volume 1: Zhuangtian Jinghong
**When Granny Chen's dentures turned into a projector, Sibao finally realized that the secrets hidden in Granny's wrinkles were richer than those in his mother's pouch.**
"Miss! I'm so sorry!" Granny Chen wailed, sending dust flying from the beams. The embroidered shoes she was clutching suddenly buckled, and a USB flash drive with a tomato logo popped out. "This insole contains something the master and his wife left behind..."
Before she could finish her words, Erbao's poisonous milk hit the shoe surface accurately, and the USB flash drive "sizzled" and turned into a projector that could do square dancing. Sibao rushed over with drooling: "Grandma's feet can glow!"
Section 1 Denture Projector
On a rainy night, Granny Chen, who had been missing for three months, suddenly appeared, holding a moldy osmanthus cake in her left hand and a pickle jar in her right hand - half of a robotic arm extended from the mouth of the jar.
"I have been pretending to be crazy and stupid all these years..." Granny Chen wiped her tears and took out her dentures, "just to protect this..." Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly ejected, and the dentures "clicked" and broke into two pieces, revealing a miniature holographic projector.
Fragments of images flashed in the projection:
- At the scene of the car accident between Mr. and Mrs. Gu, traces of purple medicine remained on the windshield.
- Inside the secret room, on the gene editing station, the screen displays [Four Emperors Embryo Cultivation Plan Version 27]
- The male protagonist is tied to the operating chair, with a syringe labeled [Memory Blocker V27] on his neck.
- Sibao suddenly appeared in the camera and chewed the camera, and Longjiao burned a smiley face on the surveillance screen
"Alert! Data contamination..." A robotic arm suddenly leaped up and grabbed Sibao. Granny Chen swung her pickle jar and slammed it down, "I've been pickling cucumbers for thirty years. Try some!"
Section 2: Kimchi Code
The pickle juice corroded the ground, revealing a fluorescent genetic map. Erbao excitedly dipped his pickle juice into the water and drew a turtle: "Look, Mom! The turtle is dancing!"
"This is the Gu family's secret bloodline!" Granny Chen burst into tears. "We need Sibao's..." Before she could finish her words, Sibao had already thrust his dragon horn into the fluorescent pattern. The ground collapsed, revealing a dusty safe—the combination lock was four pacifier-shaped DNA detectors.
The cute babies instantly start the house-demolition mode:
- Dabao used the pacifier lock as chew glue and left teeth marks
- Erbao's poisonous tears corrode into rainbow patterns
- The three treasures' abacus beads form a pi attack
- Sibao used dragon horns to carve Peppa Pig on the cabinet doors
With a loud bang, a shower of documents erupted from the cabinet door. Granny Chen grabbed the falling "Frozen Embryo Agreement," and her reading glasses suddenly displayed an augmented reality image—the protagonist was using a wedding ring to cut through the laboratory's bulletproof glass. The inner ring was engraved with "To Hong, system initial parameters 0.27."
Section 3: The Pickled Cabbage God
As the mechanical pursuers approached, Granny Chen pulled out a forty-meter-long pickled cucumber from the bottom of a kimchi jar and said, "I've endured humiliation and lived in seclusion for twenty-seven years, waiting for this day!"
The battlefield was instantly filled with sour fragrance:
- Heavy cavalrymen were covered with cucumber slices to look like face masks
- Breakdance with a crossbow bolt dipped in pickle juice
- Sibao wields pickles as lightsabers, and Longjiao applies holographic skins to each cucumber slice.
- Sanbao's abacus beads reconstructed the protagonist's video pleading for help in the acid mist: "The children are the key..."
"Warning! Data recovery 27..." Before the system finished uttering, Granny Chen's dentures suddenly flew out, imprinting a QR code on the enemy leader's forehead. The scan revealed: [Cleaner No. 27, manufactured on February 27, 2023]
Sibao seized the opportunity, unleashing his dragon horns to their full potential. Data streams spelled out interstellar coordinates in mid-air. Granny Chen suddenly convulsed and collapsed to the ground, a blue light from a chip appearing on the back of her neck. "Go away... They're in my head..."
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1. **Sauerkraut Relic**: A wedding ring design with an embryo number hidden in the jar
2. **Human USB**: Granny Chen's dentures and the male protagonist's lab 3D map
3. Taste Code: Sibao Longjiao reveals pickled cucumbers contain memory-repairing enzymes
4. **Mechanical Awakening**: Enemy corpses' eyeballs pop up into miniature projections, showing quadruplet baby surveillance footage.
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