Volume 1: Zhuangtian Jinghong
**When Sibao used the curved plow as a slide, the old oxen in the surrounding area collectively submitted their resignations.**
"Master Gu! Is that plowshare inlaid with jade or emerald?!" Old farmer Li Dazui held the gleaming new plow, his hands shaking like a sieve. "I'm afraid the plows made from this thing aren't just earth, they're the fairyland of the Jade Pool!"
Gu Jinghong stepped on Erbao, who was about to pee on the plowshare. "This is called nano-coating anti-clay technology—Sanbao! Don't use beads to remove bearings!"
Section 1: Cute Baby Research Group
In the morning light, the quadruplets were setting up a "farm tool modification laboratory" in the threshing ground. Erbao was etching patterns on the plowshare with venom, Sanbao was laying out calculus formulas with his abacus beads on the ground, and Sibao was using a dragon horn as a welding torch, the sparks forming small rainbows.
"Strategy of War 600—" Gu Jinghong picked up Dabao, who had burrowed into the furrow, "replace the plow ox with a naughty child."
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing malt sugar: "Young master, the angle deviation of the plowshare is 0.27 degrees..." Before he finished speaking, Sibao poured a bucket of boy's urine on the bearing, and the rusty parts suddenly assembled into a streamlined shape automatically. The surface of the plowshare showed the image of the male protagonist debugging the robotic arm in the laboratory.
"Alert! Farming module data anomaly..." Erbao's poisonous burp triggered a hidden program amidst the system's electronic cacophony. The new plow suddenly began tap dancing, its furrows forming a Morse code: "Beware of the Cleaner."
Section 2: The Dancing Plow
On the field demonstration day, the whole village, young and old, gathered to watch the "magic plow debut." Li Dazui had just put his hand on the plow handle when he was suddenly so shocked that he started dancing the tango:
- The plowshare carves a perfect waltz path in the ground
- The reins are automatically woven into fluorescent bows
- A Bluetooth headset grew out of the old ox's horns and played "The Most Dazzling National Style"
- Sibao took the opportunity to push the dragon horn into the furrow, and the data stream formed an interstellar farm projection in the air.
"This is called fully automatic rhythmic farming!" Gu Jinghong stuffed Sanbao into the driver's seat. "Come on, show us how to drift!"
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into fireworks, and the plow drew a giant QR code on the wheat field. The villagers scanned the code and their pupils trembled. The scene showed the male protagonist locked in a mechanical cocoon, and the electronic screen in the background scrolled "Four Emperors Agricultural Tool Research and Development Plan Version 27."
Section 3: Farm Tools Rampage
At the harvest celebration, the improved agricultural tools collectively awakened:
- The flail danced a ghost dance, and the wheat grains formed the word "Run" in the air.
- The dustpan automatically sifts out the coded wheat grains and spells them out into the freezing compartment number
- Sibao flies all over the sky on a hoe, and the dragon horn carves the male protagonist's work number into the clouds.
- Erbao's poisonous tears made the scarecrow grow a mechanical arm and make the "27" gesture
"This isn't a celebration, it's a rebellion!" The village chief had just shouted when the bronze sword spirit suddenly tore through its sugar-coated disguise and its robotic arm grabbed Sibao: "Maternal love variables detected to be exceeding the limit, executing purge..."
At the critical moment, Granny Chen rushed over with a jar of pickled vegetables: "Here is my thirty-year-old pickled cucumber juice!" The acid corroded the robotic arm, revealing a chip engraved with [Cleaner No. 27·Specialized in Farming].
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1. **Crop Circle**: Images of embryonic monitors appear in a harvested field
2. **Sauerkraut Secret**: Granny Chen's apron has a drawing of farm tools with wedding ring fragments sewn into it.
3. **Mechanical Easter Egg**: A USB flash drive with the Tomato Novel logo embedded in the handle of the Rampage Hoe
4. **Starry Sky Projection**: Four dragon horns spell out "Daddy is waiting for you on 2023.02.27" in the Milky Way
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