Volume 1: Zhuangtian Jinghong
**When Sibao ate the plague virus like popping candy, the entire Imperial Hospital's imperial physicians collectively performed a chest-breaking stone-breaking performance.**
"Master Gu! This is a deadly epidemic, not a children's snack!" The head of the Imperial Hospital trembled while holding the medicine box. The pompom on his official hat was dyed fluorescent green by Erbao's poisonous snot.
Gu Jinghong picked up Sanbao, who was pouring powdered milk into a virus culture dish. "This is a new product developed by Honjo—" She suddenly thrust Sibao's dragon horn into the microscope. "A holographic pathogen playground."
Sibao "Awooo" bit the glass slide to pieces, and the data stream bursting out of the dragon horns formed the figure of the male protagonist in the air - he was locked in a biological laboratory, and the label on the culture chamber behind him was flashing [Four Emperors Antibody Test Subject No. 27].
Section 1: Cute Baby Virus Party
In the morning mist, quadruplets play a game of "Catch the Virus" in the quarantine area. Erbao's piercing eyes scan the patients, unexpectedly causing the rash to mutate into Peppa Pig stickers.
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 700—" Gu Jinghong used his Mo Dao to pick up the mutated drug residue, "Use naughty children instead of disinfectant."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a genetic map: "Mom! Daddy's work number is in the viral protein sequence!" Upon hearing this, Sibao excitedly licked the petri dish, and the dragon horn "sizzled" to activate the hidden program - all the patients suddenly started square dancing, and the droplets they coughed up condensed into QR codes in the air.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing malt sugar: "Young master, this virus will..." Before he finished speaking, Dabao's tiger roar shattered the isolation tent, revealing twenty-eight mechanical mosquitoes, whose compound eyes flashed with the cold light of [Cleaner No. 27·Medical Specialized Type].
Section 2: Diaper Cabin Hospital
As the epidemic became urgent, Gu Jinghong built a "Cute Baby War Epidemic Fortress" overnight:
- Sibao's dragon horns act as ultraviolet disinfection lamps, making viruses breakdance
- Erbao's poisonous tears were used to mix a rainbow-flavored fever-reducing medicine, and the patient sneezed violently to the beat of "Little Apple" after drinking it.
- Sanbao used abacus beads to create a "Virus Monopoly" game, where players generate antibodies every three steps.
- Dabao modified the Mo Dao into a giant cotton swab, which can be used to carve patterns after piercing the nostrils.
"This is called immersive immunotherapy!" Gu Jinghong put a diaper mask on Sibao, "Come, show the uncles and aunts how to swallow the virus!"
Sibao swallowed the entire tube of pathogen with an "Ah-woo" sound, and Longjiao suddenly projected a holographic image - the male protagonist was breaking down in the laboratory and shouting: "The children are living vaccines!" The culture chamber next to him suddenly exploded, and a fluorescent virus with the same origin as Sibao Longjiao rushed out.
Section 3. Vaccine Rhapsody
As the crowd at the Imperial Hospital gathered to watch the "Mengbao Vaccine Launch Conference," Granny Chen rushed over with a jar of pickled cabbage: "Get out of the way! My pickle juice is the antidote!"
The battlefield instantly filled with sour aroma:
- The mechanical mosquito dances ballet after being touched by acid
- Virus crystals are pickled into candied haws
- Sibao inserted the dragon horn into the pickled vegetable jar, and the data stream condensed into the male protagonist's video asking for help
- Sanbao's abacus beads reconstructed the fragments of the "Gene Editing Consent Form" in the acid mist.
"Alert! Overdose of maternal love antibodies..." Amidst the system's electronic sound, the bronze sword spirit suddenly tore through its disguise, and its mechanical arm grabbed Sibao: "Clear the 27th time..." Before he could finish his words, he was flattened by Granny Chen's pickled cucumber, and a chip fell out of the parts - engraved with [Plan to use the plague to eliminate emotional variables].
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1. **Viral Art**: A man's work number tattoo appears after the rash fades after he recovered from the illness
2. **Sauerkraut Code**: Granny Chen's apron is embroidered with vaccine molecules
3. **Mechanical Easter Egg**: Broken mosquito compound eyes play quadruplet embryo monitoring
4. **Starry Sky Projection**: Four dragon horns spell out "Daddy is waiting for you on 2023.02.27" in the Milky Way
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