Volume 1: Zhuangtian Jinghong
**When Sibao used the Shennong Ding as a clay pot to fry chestnuts, all the alchemists in the world of immortal cultivation suffered a collective heart attack.**
"Master Gu! This is an ancient artifact, not children's kitchen utensils!" The elder of Yaowang Valley rushed to rescue it, but Erbao's poisonous snot stuck to the ears of the tripod.
Gu Jinghong picked up Sanbao, who was sowing seeds in the cauldron. "Excuse me, this is our village's newest development—" She suddenly pressed Dabao against the mouth of the cauldron. "It's a fully automatic seed drill."
Dabao's tiger roar unleashed a storm of spiritual energy, sending seeds pelting the spiritual fields like a meteor shower. In the golden light reflected by Sibao's dragon horns, young shoots grew into towering waves of wheat at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Section 1: Cute Baby Farming
In the still-dawn hours, the quadruplets were playing a game of "poisonous mushroom squatting" in the spiritual field. Wherever Erbao's purple eyes swept across, the weeds automatically mutated into fluorescent mushrooms.
"Erbao is eliminated!" Gu Jinghong picked up the poisonous mushrooms with his Mo Dao. "I've told you countless times not to use pupil techniques to cheat."
Sanbao seized the opportunity to scatter abacus beads into the ridges of the field, where they unexpectedly arranged themselves into a miniature formation. Sibao scrambled after the formation's focal point, his dragon horns carving deep furrows in the soil—a natural irrigation canal.
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 600," Gu Jinghong cut a bamboo basket to collect the mutant spiritual rice, "This is called ruling by inaction."
The bronze sword spirit crossed the ridge of the field, holding a candy bar in its mouth: "My young master, Dabao is using the Soul Devouring Earthworm as a skipping rope!"
Dabao swung the ten-foot-long spirit insect into a whirlwind, plowing three acres of new land. A peeping spirit farmer fell off a ridge, and the "Catalogue of Herbs" in his arms was soaked by the spirit spring, revealing the hybrid rice formula written in simplified Chinese characters.
Section 2: Fertilizing with Toxic Milk
When the Ling rice suddenly developed chlorosis, Sanbao was playing marbles with locusts using abacus beads. Erbao's poisonous tears dripped onto the leaves, unexpectedly transforming the lesions into cartoon pig heads.
"Warning! Spiritual plant has generated a consciousness..." The system alarm was interrupted by Sibao's urination. Where the boy's urine soaked the rice stalks, they grew ten feet taller, their heavy ears weighing down the clouds.
"This should be called Jinkela 2.0." Gu Jinghong shook Sibao, who was soaked with urine, and suddenly caught a glimpse of the ICU monitor screen flashing through the gap in the clouds.
The bronze sword spirit chewed on malt sugar and reminded: "Young master, there are two eyes on the clouds..."
The beads of the Three Treasures abacus shot skyward, placing a golden price tag in the air: "Peeping Fee: 100,000 Spiritual Stones." The clouds shook violently, and half a blood-stained Agricultural Science Academy work badge fell.
Section 3: The Mystery of the Spike
On harvest day, a bronze key exploded from the wheat stalks that Sibao had chewed. Sanbao's beads danced wildly: "Daddy, it hurts here!"
The moment the key was inserted into the granary lock, Gu Jinghong saw a flash of memory: the male protagonist kneeling in the wheat field to dig out the heart and seeds, blood seeping into every grain of wheat: "Hong'er... take the children to survive..."
"Memory synchronization rate 92%..." Amidst the system's cacophony, the granary blasted open. A dusty bronze tablet, covered in bloody scratches, read: "Countdown to the 27th Reincarnation Famine: ■■■ Days."
Erbao suddenly grabbed the corner of her clothes, his purple eyes reflecting the inscription on the back of the tombstone - the simplified Chinese characters carved with fingernails: "Hurry and find the wedding ring"
Section 4: Cute Baby Guarding Food
When a hundred thousand locust monsters attacked, covering the sky and the sun, the quadruplets were blowing bubbles with straws. Erbao's poisonous bubbles hit the swarm of insects, causing the locust monsters to do a tap dance.
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 700," Gu Jinghong said, stringing popcorn together with his Mo Dao. "This is called a sugar-coated bullet."
Sanbao's abacus beads were priced in mid-air: "Laughing to death a locust monster: 5 spirit stones." Sibao's dragon horns stirred thunderclouds, and golden ears of grain exploded into a shower of popcorn in a flash of lightning. The patterns on the fallen locust monster's wings unexpectedly formed the hero's half-demonized face.
The bronze sword spirit suddenly went berserk, and the sword energy cut off the insect king's head - what fell was not only the demon pill, but also half of a wedding ring with a tooth mark.
Section 5: Twin Wheat Spirits
The good and evil wheat spirits in the depths of the granary awakened simultaneously. The good spirit held up the pine nut candy and said, "Mom, Daddy gave it to me." The evil spirit brandished its blood-stained sickle and said, "He's deceived you for twenty-seven lifetimes!"
Sibao suddenly stuffed the twin souls into the Shennong Ding, and the wheat fragrance bursting out of the cauldron unexpectedly condensed into the real and imaginary male protagonist - the left half of his body was a modern professor in a white coat, and the right half was an ancient prince in armor.
"Found...complete..." The shadowy figure hadn't finished speaking when the beads on the Sanbao abacus suddenly exploded, and the hexagram indicated "food will run out in three days." A crack appeared in the granary's dome, revealing the hero being treated in a modern hospital.
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