Volume 1: Zhuangtian Jinghong
**When Sanbao used the dragon-patterned sword embryo as a seesaw, the goateed elders of the Sword Forge Valley collectively ran away from home.**
"Master Gu! This is ancient black iron, not a baby toy!" The white-bearded elder rushed towards the furnace, but was stuck to the furnace wall by Sibao's snot bubbles.
Gu Jinghong picked up Erbao, who was peeing into the sword mold. "Please forgive me, this is a secret of our village—" She suddenly pressed Dabao against the bellows. "Fully automatic blowing system."
The roar of the Great Treasure Tiger shook half the sword pavilion to the ground, and the fire instantly shot up ten feet high. In the purple light reflected by the Four Treasure Dragon Horns, the figure of the male protagonist suddenly emerged from the broken sword fragments.
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## Section 1: Cute Treasure Forging Swords
As the morning light pierced the azure tiles of the Sword Hut, the quadruplets were searching for treasure among the pile of black iron. Erbao's poisonous tears dripped onto the thousand-year-old cold jade, causing a cartoon pig head pattern to appear on the sword mold.
"Strategy of War 500," Gu Jinghong said, carving a sword tassel onto his Mo Dao. "This is called personalized customization."
The bronze sword spirit, holding the sugar painting in its mouth, reminded: "Young Master, Sanbao is using the Quenching Spirit Spring as a swimming pool!"
The splashes of water created by the three treasures left a star map on the sword body. The peeping weapon cultivator slipped and fell into the furnace, and the "Secret Book of Weapon Refining" in his arms was burned to reveal hidden pages - it was the simplified Chinese annotations in the male protagonist's handwriting.
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## Section 2: Poison Milk Quenching
As the swordsmith deciphered the sword's patterns, Sibao suddenly urinated on the sword's embryo. The "Seven Killings" pattern, stained by the boy's urine, unexpectedly transformed into a New Year's image of the Three Immortals of Fortune, Longevity, and Happiness.
"The child's blessing is a sign of good fortune." Gu Jinghong shook the wet four treasures, "This fierce weapon should be consecrated."
Erbao's well-timed poisonous burp dyed the hilt pink, while Sanbao's abacus beads shot out to rearrange the sword's guard, creating a dancing rabbit relief in the air.
"Congratulations to the host for comprehending the childlike weapon refining method..." The system popped up the rabbit-eared swordsmith emoticon package.
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## Section 3: Sword Soul Shock
When the last piece of the sword was put back in place, Sibao suddenly bit the tip of the sword: "Daddy, it hurts!" The sword body showed the image of the male protagonist being pierced through the scapula by an iron chain.
"Memory Corridor Depth 80%..." Amidst the system noise, a scene flashed: The male protagonist shattered his own natal sword, "Hong'er... take the child and escape..."
The beads on the Three Treasures Abacus suddenly exploded, and the ground of the Sword Tomb collapsed, revealing the Ten Thousand Swords Sealing Formation. The broken stele at the center of the formation was inscribed with the words: "Twenty-eight reincarnations, this world will collapse."
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## Section 4: Cute Baby Breaks the Formation
When breaking the sword formation, the quadruplets formed a human-shaped key:
"Shock!" Dabao's tiger roar broke through the air.
"The Kan Palace is poisonous!" Erbao's purple pupils warned
"Worth a million!" Sanbao Abacus Positioning
"I want daddy..." Sibao Longjiao Pilot
The moment the recast Mountain and River Sword split the center of the formation, the 100,000 sealed sword spirits shouted in unison: "Greetings to the Four Emperors!"
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## Section 5: Twins' Shock
As the sword energy surged into the sky, the good and evil sword spirits appeared simultaneously. The good spirit held the bottle and said, "Mother, have some tea." The evil spirit held the blood-stained tiger talisman and said, "Kill him!"
Sibao suddenly grabbed the twin spirits and stuffed them into his mouth. He bit the spirits into pieces and pieced together the complete soul of the male protagonist - the left eye was as gentle as water, and the right eye was as red as a devil.
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## Final Act: Twelve Hooks
1. **Soul Duality**: The protagonist's half soul is swallowed by the four treasures, and the other half soul roars in the sword
2. **Time and Space Anchor**: The sword reflects modern ICU rescue scenes overlapping with ancient battlefields
3. **Reincarnation Inscription**: New inscription added to the broken monument: "Current reset count: 27"
4. **Blade Spirit Rebellion**: 100,000 Sword Spirits sing a lullaby to the Four Treasures
5. **Weapon Repair Secret**: Burned pages reveal the protagonist's modern identity as a weapons expert
6. **Dragon Horn Mutation**: Sword-shaped bone spurs grow on Sibao's forehead horns
7. **Poison Mark Warning**: A Sword Tomb Sealing Array Diagram appears on Erbao's body
8. **Abacus Prophecy**: The beads of the Three Treasures automatically align themselves, indicating "war in three days."
9. **Mo Dao Resonance**: The weapon emits the same mournful cry as the one that suppresses the mountains and rivers.
10. **System Crash**: The core of the light ball reveals the male protagonist's work ID photo
11. **Interstellar Echo**: The Jian Ge star map coincides with the compass coordinates in Chapter 9
12. **The ultimate suspense**: Sibao spits out half of his bloody wedding ring
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