Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Rebellious Star Map Battle**
The Purple Star in the night sky suddenly went live, turning Sibao's newly set-up astronomical device into a gashapon machine. Sanbao rushed into the observatory, holding an abacus with a rainbow trail, "Mom! The Big Dipper is all absent from work! They said they want to be Daddy's night lights!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the star chart and found that the Galaxy Crack was flooding the screen with barrages: [Scorpio is giving away a world-destroying package in the live broadcast room] [Sagittarius is applying to become the exclusive mount of the Four Treasures]
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle suddenly ejected a holographic projection:
- Twenty-eight Mansions playing Werewolf in the Clouds
- Meteor shower turns into a vending machine coin-operated special effect
- The most outrageous thing is Polaris, which is using light-years of distance to give Taobao stores negative reviews.
- Comet trailing subtitles scrolling: "Free shipping covers the three realms, please give a five-star praise~"
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 165!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatically calibrated space telescope. "Bribe the interstellar courier with rainbow candies."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly projected a cosmic logistics diagram: "Channel deviation value = number of Daddy's coffee refills x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the head of the Imperial Astronomical Observatory crashed through the glazed tiles, clutching the chick-cha-cha-cha armillary sphere in his hand. "The astronomical officials are demanding the establishment of a cosmic pension insurance system!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by, chewing on meteorite fragments: "Young master, the direction of the zenith..." Twenty-eight mechanical astrologers broke out of the ground, and the compass was engraved with [Cleaner 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization observation].
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**Section 2: Cute Baby Interstellar Navigation**
"This sign indicates great misfortune..." Just as the astrologer unfolded the River Chart and Luo Shu, Sibao suddenly launched a holographic tablet: "Feudal superstition detected. Activating the Gaode Universe version!"
The quadruplets' hardcore operation blinded the star officials:
- Sanbao uses blockchain technology to register planets
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a wormhole signal amplifier
- Erbao pours AD calcium milk into the black hole to neutralize gravity
- Dabao drew a "staying up late and getting acne" emoji for the sun
"The latest jump plan!" The venomous system suddenly interrupted: [Detected host IQ fluctuations, recommended switching to baby walker mode] The star map instantly changed to:
- Supernova explosion set as fireworks display countdown
- The spiral arms of the Milky Way are adjusted to the tracks of the game Snake
- Dark matter energy is converted into the power source of the rocking car
Suddenly, Orion's belt exploded into pixel blocks, and the mechanical astrologer popped up a warning: [The 27th observation experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the robotic arm, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven gravitational waves, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Observation Day".
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**Section 3: Galaxy Family Portrait**
When the mechanical astrologer started formatting, Sibao suddenly took out the electronic kaleidoscope and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - cosmic family portrait!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded with an interdimensional code:
- Sanbao's abacus generates the "Daddy Lifts Me High" dynamic nebula
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby Carriage Drift Black Hole
- Mo Dao picks up the constellation connection with the family portrait printed on it
- The rebellious planets suddenly sang "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" variations
The mechanical astrologers all crashed, their star charts transformed into electronic graffiti boards. Ziweixing's live feed suddenly switched—the surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using the Milky Way as a canvas, projecting Peppa Pig onto the four babies, each shooting star shaped like a custom pacifier.
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed, and the universe shrank into a children's planetarium model. Sibao fished out a quantum music box from the stardust, and the notes condensed into a ticket to the lunar amusement park: "Daddy said that every star is shaped like love for you~"
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