Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Battle Royale Contest**
The sand table, ablaze with flames, suddenly broke into a robotic dance, shaking Sibao's newly arranged terracotta warriors into a Plants vs. Zombies scene. Erbao rushed into the central military tent, holding a poisonous milk bottle emitting a green glow: "Mother! The Northern Wei military advisor is cheating in the livestream! He's using potato mines to blow up our wheat fields!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from his copy of The Art of War and noticed a battle formation diagram flashing in Martian script: [Warning! Enemy armored cavalry is imitating the host's lying position. Feed them rainbow candies to boost their fighting spirit.]
Sanbao's beads exploded into a holographic projection:
- The Xishu Crossbow Formation becomes a wall of musical notes from Rhythm Master
- The deck of the Dongwu ship scrolls "Old iron double click 666" barrage
- The most outrageous thing is the Northern Wei heavy armored soldiers, whose shields are covered with Sailor Moon stickers
- Southern Xinjiang Elephant Soldiers livestreamed their eating: "Brothers, today we're using our long trunks to roll up Zhuge Crossbows and slurp noodles!"
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 164!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatically deployed drone. "Use emojis to defeat the enemy's CPU."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly projected a tactical candlestick chart: "Win rate fluctuation value = thickness of Daddy's coffee grounds x 27!" Before he finished speaking, the scout knocked over the sand table, clutching the "Learn to Meow" smoke cannon in his hand—"The Northern Wei prince said he wants to compete in the "Peace Elite" desert map!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a military book: "Young master, southwest..." Twenty-eight mechanical staff officers broke out of the ground, their helmets flashing [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th tactical experiment].
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**Section 2: Metaverse Blitz**
"This formation should utilize the Eight Diagrams..." Just as the military advisor had unfurled the formation flag, Sibao suddenly flashed his holographic glasses: "Primitive tactics detected, Minecraft construction mode activated!"
The quadruplets' hardcore operation shocked the enemy:
- Sanbao uses AI algorithms to install an automatic tracking system on the arrow tower
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a 5G base station interference signal
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk into the moat to create a "sweet defense layer"
- Dabao drew a "bald head from staying up late" emoji on the enemy's horse
"The latest deduction data!" The venomous system suddenly interrupted: [Based on the host's IQ, it is recommended to activate the Baby Bus tactics] The holographic screen popped up:
- The ladder truck transforms into a "Fall Guys" level-breaking device
- The trebuchet is equipped with the "Synthetic Watermelon" physics engine
- Heavy cavalry activates the "rocking car" charge mode
Suddenly, the beacon tower exploded into pixel blocks, and the mechanical staff popped up a warning: [The 27th tactical experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven tactical codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Observation Day".
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**Section 3: Cute Baby’s Heartwarming Breakthrough**
When the mechanical advisor activated the self-destruct sequence, Sibao suddenly pulled out his electronic keyboard and said, "Activate the ultimate secret—family karaoke room!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded the family code:
- Sanbao's abacus generates the dynamic soundtrack of "Daddy Lift Me High"
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby Carriage Drifting Holographic Image
- Mo Dao picked up the fluorescent cheering stick printed with the family photo
- The enemy's horse suddenly started tap dancing to "Love You"
The mechanical staffs all froze, and the tactical board transformed into a digital picture album. From the cracks in the Northern Wei crown prince's armor popped an interstellar parenting playlist—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using a military token as a rattle for the infant Sibao, and each shake emitted a recording of "taking the baby to watch the fireworks."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the battlefield shrank into a children's sandbox. Sibao fished out a quantum game coin from the smoke. The coordinates of the lunar playground were engraved on the back. "Daddy said every victory is in the shape of my love for you."
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