Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Court Live Broadcast Room**
The throne in the Golden Palace suddenly activated e-sports mode, shaking Sibao's newly arranged memorials into a dance mat. Sanbao burst into the side hall, holding an abacus full of flattering words: "Mother! The Minister of Revenue is live-streaming and saying he wants to beautify the treasury!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from "Five Years of Peace and Ten Years of Farming" and saw that the memorial on the jade tablet was being flooded with comments: [Ministry of Revenue: This year's deficit is all due to your Majesty's good looks affecting work efficiency] [Ministry of Works: I suggest that the moat be photoshopped into a teardrop mole like the idol's]
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle suddenly ejected a holographic projection:
- The Imperial Seal is live-streaming his eating: "My family is just eating military pay today!"
- The Censorate's Advice Book has been turned into a fan ranking list
- The most outrageous thing is the Zhenguo Ding, whose ears are covered with "Brother, look at me" wishing cards
- Border emergency report shows: "Northern Wei requests marriage with your emoji"
"The Art of War, Stratagem 163!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the AI robot that automatically reviewed memorials, "Use the venomous barrage to purify the atmosphere in the court."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly scanned a DNA chain: "Court Idiot Index = Daddy's Hair Loss x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the Minister of Rites crashed through the palace door, a "Pray for Riches" LED sign overhead—"I petition! The Heavenly Sacrifice Ceremony should be replaced with a talent show for 'The Minister Riding the Wind and Waves'!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on the tiger talisman: "Young master, southeast..." Twenty-eight mechanical historians emerged from the ground, with the words "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization observation" engraved with a brush.
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**Section 2: AI Governance Guide**
"This strategy should be emulated..." Just as the Grand Tutor unfolded the "Zizhi Tongjian," Sibao suddenly launched a Metaverse barrage: "Feudal dregs detected, big data cloud computing activated!"
The quadruplets' hard-core governance shocked the world:
- Sanbao uses blockchain to distribute "KPI mooncakes" to officials
- Sibao modified Longjiao into a policy simulator
- Erbao mixed the music sheet of "The Lone Brave Man" into the memorial to refresh his mind
- Dabao drew the "staying up late will make you bald" emoticon for Yuxi
"The latest plan for governing the country!" The venomous system suddenly interrupted with a voice: [Based on the host's IQ, it is recommended to enable infant mode] The holographic screen popped up:
- The Imperial Examination was changed to a "BabyBus" level-breaking game
- The tax system becomes a candy store management simulation
- Border defense activates the "Eagle Catches Chicken" formation
Suddenly, the imperial seal exploded into fireworks, and the mechanical historian popped up a warning: [The 27th civilization experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by 27 codes for governing the country, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Observation Day".
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**Section 3: Cute Baby Warm Patches**
When the Mechanical Historian started formatting, Sibao suddenly pulled out his electronic drawing board: "Activate the ultimate secret - family portrait screensaver!"
The venomous tongue system suddenly switched to gentle mode:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a dynamic desktop with the theme "Daddy Lifts Me High"
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection VR for Babies Riding Horses
- Erbao sprayed out the barrage of "Goodnight Story" with a poisonous bottle
- All the civil and military officials suddenly sang "Let's Row the Boat"
Mechanical historians crashed en masse, transforming history books into digital picture books. An interstellar parenting app popped out of the Minister of Rites' official hat—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using the imperial seal to stamp the footprints of four infants, each one bearing the inscription "Father's love is as high as a mountain."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed, and the court shrank into a child's government playset. Sibao fished out a quantum seal from the pile of memorials, and the ink pad emerged, resembling the lunar parliament hall. "Daddy said that every time he stamps, it's in the shape of my love for you."
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