Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: War Emoji Contest**
The beacon tower at the border suddenly broke into a ghost dance, shaking Sibao's newly built sandbox into a match-3 game. Erbao burst into the general's tent, holding a glowing red bottle of poisonous milk and shouting, "Mom! The Northern Wei wolf cavalry are sending rockets in the livestream! They're trying to compete with us to see whose flag is cuter!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the battle map and saw the terracotta warriors on the sand table were posting comments in Martian language: [Warning! The Western Shu food carts are imitating the host's staying in bed, and the Eastern Wu warships are collectively diving.]
Sanbao's beads exploded into a holographic projection:
- The Great Wall of the North has been transformed into a giant LED support wall
- Southern Xinjiang elephant soldiers apply nail stickers to their long trunks
- The most outrageous thing is the Xishu Crossbow, which is performing a "Wild Wolf Disco" rain of arrows in the air
- Northern Wei Wolf King livestreams his eating show: "Guys, today I'm going to eat Gu Jinghong's figurines!"
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 162!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the auto-loading catapult. "Use emojis to crush the enemy's tear glands."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly scanned the DNA chain: "War Fever Value = Daddy's Caffeine Intake x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the messenger knocked over the sand table, clutching the "Learn to Meow" dance-flame in his hand—"The Crown Prince of Northern Wei wants to compete with you in a cute pet-raising game!"
The bronze sword spirit floated over while chewing on the military token: "Young master, due north..." Twenty-eight mechanical war puppets broke out of the ground, and their armor was engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization conflict experiment].
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**Section 2: Family Bucket Strategy**
"We should use fire attacks in this battle..." Just as the military advisor was about to draw out the Bagua formation, Sibao suddenly sprayed out a burst of rainbow clay: "Ancient tactics detected, activating Plants vs. Zombies defense mode!"
The quadruplets' hardcore combat shocked the four countries:
- Sanbao uses blockchain technology to add anti-counterfeiting codes to food and fodder
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a 5G signal jammer
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk into the moat to boost morale
- Dabao drew a "bald head from staying up late" emoticon for the enemy general
"Latest strategic plan!" Sanbao's abacus beads condensed into a quantum cloud sandbox. "Through the principles of topology—" the beads suddenly transformed into a paralyzed panda expression. "We can get the trebuchet to participate in 'The Voice of China'!"
Suddenly, the beacon tower exploded into fireworks, and the mechanical war puppet popped up a warning: [The 27th civilization experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven civilization codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Observation Day".
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**Section 3: Cute Baby’s Art of Stopping War**
When the mechanical war puppet started the world-destroying program, Sibao suddenly took out a children's microphone and said, "Start the ultimate secret - Family KTV!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded the family code:
- Sanbao's abacus generates dynamic lyrics for "Daddy Lift Me High"
- Sibao Dragon Angle Projection Baby Carriage Drift VR
- Mo Dao picked up the glow stick with the family photo printed on it
- The four-nation coalition suddenly sang "A Loving Family"
The mechanical puppets all crashed, their weapons transformed into cheering signs. The Northern Wei crown prince's wolf king suddenly lay flat, exposing his belly, and an interstellar parenting playlist popped up from his armor—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using a military manual to fold paper airplanes for the four babies, each inscribed with "Take baby to watch fireworks."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed, and the battlefield shrank into a children's playground. Sibao fished out the quantum microphone from the smoke, and the sound waves emerged from the Lunar Opera House: "Daddy said that every peace is in the shape of love for you~"
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