Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
**Section 1: Sect Kindergarten**
The beams and pillars of the Tianyan Sect's meeting hall suddenly began to clap, shaking Sibao's newly constructed building blocks into a tangled mess. Sanbao burst into the side hall, holding a pink-glowing abacus and saying, "Mother! The Law Enforcement Elder and the Transmission Elder are fighting over the chief cushion! They're saying they're going to play a game where whoever blinks first becomes the Sect Leader!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the Sect Leader's Order and found that the runes on the token were displaying a barrage of comments: [Warning! The Great Elder's beard is imitating the host applying a facial mask, and the Second Elder's whisk is live streaming and selling goods.]
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle suddenly ejected a holographic projection:
- The mountain protection formation turns into a rainbow hopscotch grid
- The guardian beasts all lie down and ask for belly rubs
- The most outrageous one is Jiange Wanjian, who is braiding pigtails with sword tassels
- Alchemy furnace live broadcast: "Family, today we are going to chew on the master's order!"
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 161!" Gu Jinghong stuffed Sibao into the automatically rotating armchair. "Use the milk bottle to seal the elder's tear glands."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly scanned the DNA chain: "Internal strife index = number of Daddy's coffee cups x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the Discipline Hall Master smashed through the carved window, clutching the rope used to bind the immortals in "Learn to Meow"—"The rainbow candy that Ling's daughter gave me yesterday has caused all of our torture instruments to switch jobs and become teaching aids in kindergarten!"
The bronze sword spirit floated over, chewing on the master's seal: "Young master, due south..." Twenty-eight mechanical kindergarten teachers broke out of the ground, and the teaching sticks were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th socialization experiment].
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**Section 2: Cute Baby Mediation Committee**
"This one belongs to..." Just as the Great Elder drew his Sect Leader Seal, Sibao suddenly launched a burst of colorful snot bubbles: "Workplace bullying detected, activating the Paw Patrol background music!"
The quadruplets' hardcore mediation shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses blockchain technology to distribute sect resources
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a "peacemaker" badge
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk into the spiritual spring to calm his anger
- Dabao drew the "You're so ugly" emoticon for the Mountain Guarding Formation
"The latest mediation plan!" Sanbao's abacus beads condensed into a quantum sandbox. "Through the principles of topology—" the beads suddenly transformed into a paralyzed panda emoji. "We can get Lei Jie to participate in 'Where Are We Going, Dad?'"
Suddenly, the leader's order exploded into rainbow candy, and the mechanical kindergarten teacher popped up a warning: [The 27th social experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven social codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Observation Day".
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**Section 3: Family Portraits to Stop War**
When the mechanical kindergarten teacher started formatting, Sibao suddenly took out his electronic drawing board: "Start the ultimate secret - the whole family finger dance!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded the family code:
- Sanbao's beads generate the "Daddy, hold me high" animated emoticon rain
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection VR for Baby Riding a Neck Horse
- Mo Dao raised a cheering flag with a family photo printed on it
- The elders suddenly sang "Let's Row the Boat"
The robotic kindergarten teachers all crashed, their teaching sticks transformed into glow sticks to cheer them on. The Great Elder's jade crown suddenly cracked, revealing an interstellar parenting manual—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using the Sect Leader's Order to use as teething sticks for the four infants, each tooth mark etched with the words "Father's love is like a mountain."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the meeting hall shrank into a children's playground. Sibao fished a quantum crayon from the data stream and scribbled a picture of the Moon Kindergarten: "Daddy said every time we make peace, it's in the shape of love for you~"
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