Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Mom! Ziweixing is sending in their resignation letters!" Sibao rushed into the observatory, holding a cracked star disk. Three rainbow popping candies were stuck to the shards. "The Twenty-Eight Mansions are collectively quitting jobs, saying they want to be Daddy's security guards~"
Gu Jinghong looked up from his astrological scroll and saw the North Star spelling out "Countdown to Escape" with its starlight. Strawberry-flavored fluorescent liquid seeped from the cracks in the Milky Way. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the armillary sphere, and the milk solidified into a barrage of comments: "Mercury retrograde MAX detected. Suggest giving Tiandao a rocket to prolong his life~"
Suddenly, the night sky twisted, and twenty-eight mechanical planetariums burst into the air, their gears etched with red light: [Cleaner No. 27: World Destroyer Specialized] Friendly reminder: Your world line survival rate is only 27%——
Section 1: Doomsday Kindergarten
Midnight's Observatory's magical transformation:
- The jinx drags a "layoff warning" LED tail flame
- The "Buy one get one free package" barrage appeared on the surface of the disaster star
- Big Dipper performs the percussion instrument "Tension" using a spoon handle
- Galaxy cracks ooze pop-candy-scented antimatter particles
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 153!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the madly spinning star tracker. "Use rainbow candies to bribe the Judge of Doom."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into a topological model: "Probability of family annihilation = Daddy's blood pressure x 27!" Sibao's dragon horn plunged into the nebula, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding fluorescent stardust - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum monitoring room, and was using a laser to carve "Sibao's exclusive Noah's Ark design" on the surface of the moon.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on meteorite candy: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical judges broke out of the ground, and the scales were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization restart].
Section 2: A Guide to Scientific Salvation
"This calamity requires a sacrifice..." Just as Elder Tianji pulled out the tortoise shell, Erbao suddenly sprayed strawberry milkshake: "Feudal superstition detected, automatically subscribed to the 'Apocalypse Survival Manual'!"
The quadruplets' incredible actions shocked the three realms:
- Sambo uses chaos theory to calculate escape routes
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into an antimatter parasol
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk into the Galaxy Crack to neutralize the radiation
- Dabao drew the emoji "Come here" for the judge
"The latest scientific research results!" Sanbao's beads solidified into a four-dimensional model. "Through the quantum tunneling effect—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "We can make meteorites write their own resignation reports!"
Suddenly, the star disk exploded into fireworks, and the mechanical judge ejected a laser: "The 27th world-destruction experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the judge's shoulders, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was tied to the operating table by twenty-seven gravitational waves, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Civilization Observation Day".
Section 3: Family Ark Project
When the Mechanical Judge started the formatting program, Sibao suddenly took out the rubber duck and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's bedtime story!"
Sanbao's abacus exploded into physical code:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes the world-destroying beam do the "Chicken Cha Cha Dance"
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection VR video of childhood listening to fairy tales
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX pacifier
- The Milky Way suddenly twists into a Peppa Pig doodle
The mechanical judges all crashed, and the scales transformed into glow sticks. Elder Tianji's tortoise shell suddenly cracked, revealing an interstellar fairy tale book. Surveillance footage showed the protagonist reading "The Three Little Pigs" to the four infants in the lab. Origami arks floated in the freezer, each one labeled "Take Baby Home."
"The 27th observation experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the star tracker shrank into a child's telescope. Sibao fished out a quantum kaleidoscope from the stardust, and a panoramic view of the lunar base emerged from the lens. "Daddy said that every doomsday is in the shape of love for you~"
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