Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
Section 1: Plague Tea Party
The pestle on the jade table suddenly began tap dancing, shaking Sibao's freshly kneaded detoxification pills into popping candies. Erbao rushed into the alchemy room, holding a milk bottle emitting green smoke: "Mom! The elders of Medicine King Valley are livestreaming swallowing swords!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the "Book of Poisons" and found that the ink on the page was twisting into a barrage of comments: [Congratulations to the host for achieving a new achievement of seeking death - unlocking the 27th century variant of smallpox virus]
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a holographic projection, showing that the entire cultivation world was staging a ridiculous epidemic prevention drama:
- Danzong disciples used ropes to hang themselves from beams for "physical isolation"
- The elder of the Beast Taming Sect rode a fire-breathing Qilin to perform high-temperature disinfection on the mountain gate
- The Holy Lady of the Hehuan Sect danced the anti-epidemic dance while wearing a veil embroidered with "Don't get close to me."
- The most outrageous thing is Yaowang Valley, where all the disciples soak in wine jars and practice "intoxication oxygen therapy"
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 154!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatically rotating alchemy furnace, "Use rainbow farts to blow away the dark clouds of the virus."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly emitted a CT scan beam. "The pathogen is imitating Daddy's handwriting to write a suicide note!" Before he could finish his words, the Medicine King Valley's paper crane sent a message crashing through the window, exploding into large fluorescent characters in the air—"The pine nut candy that Ling's daughter gave me yesterday has poisoned my Taoist companion and turned him into a glowing koi!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a fever-reducing drug: "Young master, southwest..." Twenty-eight mechanical medicine furnaces broke out of the ground, with the nozzles engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th biological experiment."
Section 2: Baby Epidemic Prevention Guide
"This poison takes a thousand years to cure..." Just as the Medical Immortal pulled out his Ice Soul Needle, Dabao suddenly sprayed a spray of rainbow disinfectant: "Ancient remedy detected. The Barefoot Doctor's Handbook has been automatically downloaded!"
The quadruplets' hardcore epidemic prevention shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses DNA helix model to make Shuanghuanglian lollipops
- Sibao converted Longjiao into a mobile square cabin hospital
- Erbao mixed Mengpo soup into the virus to force it to reincarnate
- Dabao drew the "You're so ugly" emoticon for the plague
"The latest treatment plan!" Sanbao's abacus beads condensed into molecular models. "Through CRISPR gene editing—" the abacus beads suddenly transformed into a tearful Shiba Inu. "We can make viruses take the civil service exam!"
Suddenly, "The Spectrum of Hundred Poisons" exploded into fireworks, and a laser popped out of the mechanical medicine furnace: "The 27th vaccine experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was tied to the operating table by twenty-seven gene chains, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Vaccine R&D Day".
Section 3: Warm and Detoxifying Notes
When the mechanical medicine furnace started the incineration process, Sibao suddenly took out the rubber duck and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Mom's kiss therapy!"
Sanbao's beads explode into a heart code:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes the virus dance to "Black Cat Sheriff"
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection VR of childhood playing with vaccine stickers
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to pick up a fever-reducing patch that can rap
- The plague suddenly turned into Peppa Pig blowing bubbles
Mechanical medicine furnaces all freeze, and syringes transform into glow sticks. The medical immortal's silver needle suddenly bends into a heart shape, and an interstellar parenting diary pops up—surveillance footage shows the male protagonist feeding medicine to the baby, Sibao, while a rainbow candy spaceship engraved with the phrase "After suffering comes sweetness" floats in the freezer.
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the alchemy furnace shrank into a child's medicine box. Sibao fished out a quantum band-aid from the dregs. The adhesive tape had a lunar base printed on it. "Daddy said each pill is shaped like love for you."
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