Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
**Section 1: Quantum Wave Cultivation Method
The Enlightenment Stone atop Purple Cloud Peak suddenly began square dancing, shaking Sibao's newly-arranged Spirit Stone Array into a mahjong table. Sanbao rushed into the cave, holding a glowing abacus and shouting, "Mother! The Scripture Pavilion's 'Nine Transformations Mysterious Art' is livestreaming hair loss!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from "Basic Breathing Technique" and found that the spiritual energy in the jade slip was twisting into a barrage: [Warning! Twenty-seven incorrect training postures have been detected. They are imitating the host Ge You's lying posture.]
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle suddenly ejected a holographic projection, showing that the entire cultivation world was performing an absurd enlightenment drama:
- Sword cultivators perform the eighth set of radio gymnastics while stepping on flying swords
- The Buddhist elder used a wooden fish to beat out the rhythm of "The Most Dazzling National Style"
- The Beast Taming Gate's cranes collectively breakdance
- The most outrageous one is the Hehuan Sect, where all the disciples use charm to give their inner demons manicures.
"Strategies of War, Strategies 1,555!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatically turning martial arts book, "Use emojis to seal the demonic possession."
Dabao's Mo Dao suddenly projected an electrocardiogram: "The trajectory of spiritual energy is cosplaying Daddy's signature!" Before he finished speaking, the guardian spirit beast of the Sutra Repository burst through the window, its tail wrapped around the gnawed "Nascent Soul Secrets"—"Your son said this secret book tastes even better with honey!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a jade slip: "Young master, southeast..." Twenty-eight mechanical enlightenment instruments broke out of the ground, and the display screen scrolled [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th Avenue Deduction].
Section 2: Programming-based Immortality Cultivation
"This technique requires seclusion..." Just as Elder Tian Yan pulled out his tortoise shell, Sibao suddenly emitted a rainbow code: "Ancient algorithm detected, automatically upgrading to Python 3.11!"
The quadruplets' hardcore enlightenment shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao rewrites the "Zhou Tian Yun Lun Fa" with blockchain technology
- Sibao converted Longjiao into a JAVA virtual machine
- Erbao installed Windows XP system in Dantian
- Dabao draws a "404 Not Found" error page for his inner demon
"The latest debugging solution!" Sanbao's abacus beads condensed into a quantum cloud server. "Through a recursive function—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda head emoji. "We can get Lei Jie to participate in 'Creation Camp 2023'!"
Suddenly, the jade slip exploded into fireworks, and the mechanical enlightenment instrument popped up a barrage: "The 27th exercise experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the server, and the Dragon Horn Data Stream Cracking Program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was tied to the host by twenty-seven strings of code, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Algorithm Test Day".
Section 3: Family Portrait Tips
When the mechanical enlightenment instrument started formatting, Dabao suddenly took out the family photo and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's goodnight kiss!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded into a heartwarming code:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a "father and son snowball fight" animation
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection VR of a baby riding a horse
- Mo Dao picks up the pajamas that sings lullabies
- The thunder cloud turns into Peppa Pig blowing bubbles
The mechanical enlightenment instruments all went blue, their screens transforming into electronic photo albums. Elder Tianyan's tortoise shell suddenly cracked, revealing an interstellar parenting app. Surveillance footage showed a male mentor instructing the four infants to build with building blocks, each inscribed with the phrase "Tao follows nature."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice played as Yu Jian turned into a children's flashcard. Si Bao fished out a quantum eraser from the sea of code, and the scratch marks appeared on the lunar playground: "Daddy said that every avenue is shaped like love for you~"
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