Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
Section 1: A hodgepodge of techniques
The Wanfa Sect's jade disc suddenly jumped into the air, twisting Sibao's newly drawn Tai Chi diagram into a spicy hot pot. Erbao rushed into the hall, holding a bubbling bottle of poisonous milk: "Mother! The 'Liangyi Sword Technique' and the 'Snail Noodle Secret Manual' have eloped!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the Tai Chi formation diagram and found that the Yin-Yang fish were arguing with each other using spiritual energy barrage: [Party A: I want colorful black] [Party B: Suggest adding cyberpunk elements]
Sanbao's abacus suddenly exploded into a holographic projection, showing the magical interaction of various schools' skills:
- The Buddhist "Diamond Sutra" was adapted into a "Great Compassion Mantra"
- The magic of the Hehuan Sect and the square dance "Drunken Butterfly" complete the genetic recombination
- The Beastmasters' Linghe collectively registered for "The Voice of China"
- The most outrageous thing is Jiange, where Wanjian Guizong turned into light sticks and held a concert
"The Art of War, Stratagem 156!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the madly spinning Bagua furnace, "Using square dancing to unify the aesthetics of the cultivation world."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly projected a candlestick chart: "Spiritual Energy Fluctuation Value = Daddy's Overtime Hours x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the Wanfa Sect's guardian stone lion smashed through the mountain gate, clutching the chewed-out "Feasibility Report on the Fusion of Skills"—"The young master said this is more powerful than a teething stick!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a jade slip: "Young master, due north..." Twenty-eight mechanical alchemy furnaces emerged from the ground, their bodies flickering [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization fusion experiment].
Section 2: The Universe's Ultimate Tips for Raising Children
"This path must be cut off..." Just as the Merciless Daoist Elder drew his Ice Soul Sword, Dabao suddenly sprayed rainbow clay: "Anti-human settings detected. The theme song from 'Where Are We Going, Dad?' has been automatically installed!"
The quadruplets' hardcore fusion skills shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses 3D printing technology to reproduce the lost "Baopuzi"
- Sibao successfully converted the dragon horn into a blender
- Erbao mixed the piano score of "The Lone Brave Man" into the sword techniques
- Dabao puts a Peppa Pig watch on his inner demon
"The latest fusion solution!" Sanbao's abacus beads condensed into a chaotic model. "Through the principles of topology—" the beads suddenly transformed into a paralyzed panda emoji. "We can make Lei Jie dance to 'Love You'!"
Suddenly, the Tai Chi diagram exploded into rainbow candies, and a holographic error message popped up from the mechanical furnace: [The 27th civilization experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the robotic arm, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven civilization codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Civilization Observation Day".
Section 3: Family portrait breaks all laws
When the mechanical alchemy furnace started the civilization restart program, Sibao suddenly took out a children's drawing: "Activate the ultimate secret - the whole family holding hands!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded into a heartwarming code:
- Sanbao's abacus generates the "Daddy, hold me high" animated emoticon
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projector Baby Carriage Autonomous Driving Screen
- Mo Dao raised a cheering flag with a family photo printed on it
- Wanfa Sect's Kung Fu suddenly sang "Love Each Other"
Mechanical alchemy furnaces collectively froze, their displays transforming into electronic family portraits. The ruthless elder's ice sword suddenly melted, solidifying into an interstellar parenting video—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using a cultivation manual to fold paper airplanes for the four babies, each inscribed with "Take your baby to see the world."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the jade disk transformed into a graffiti wall. Sibao fished a quantum crayon from the data stream, and a drawing emerged of a lunar amusement park: "Daddy said, every world is shaped like love for you~"
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