Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
Section 1: Rebellious Spiritual Plant Alliance
The medicinal fields in the morning mist suddenly broke into a group dance, turning the spiritual seeds Sibao had just sown into popcorn. Sanbao rushed into the nursery, holding a pink-glowing abacus: "Mom! The seven-colored pansy is livestreaming to find a husband! The target is the man-eating plant in the field next door!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the Shennong Herbal Classic and noticed that the herbal illustrations on the page were displaying comments: [Warning! Angelica is imitating the host in applying a facial mask, and Ginseng is secretly signing up for "The Rap of China"].
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle suddenly ejected a holographic projection:
- Hemostatic grass group practice B-BOX
- Qing Xinlian uses her petals to make the "retreat, retreat, retreat" gesture
- The most outrageous thing is the Albizia Julibrissin, which is wrapped around the mountain stone and requires you to scan a QR code
- Millennium Lingzhi is livestreaming its eating: "Guys, today we're going to eat Lingshi slag!"
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 157!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the earthworm robot that automatically turned the soil. "Use Skittles to bribe the Plant Union."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly scanned the DNA chain: "Mutation index = number of Daddy's coffee cups x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the Medicine King Valley elder flew his sword and smashed through the fence, holding a hip-hop-capable Heartbreak Grass in his hand—"The nutrient solution Ling Qianjin sent yesterday has caused our spiritual plants to go on strike, demanding the five social insurances and one housing fund!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing mint leaves: "Young master, southwest..." Twenty-eight mechanical seed drills broke out of the ground, and the nozzles were engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th ecological experiment."
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Section 2: Scientific Immortal Cultivation Planting Method
"This condition requires the Nine Netherworld..." Just as the Poison Sect elder pulled out the bone-rotting water, Dabao suddenly launched a nanorobot: "Primitive farming detected, the drone seeding system has been activated!"
The quadruplets' hardcore farming shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses blockchain technology to give spiritual plants a "digital account"
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a photosynthesis accelerator
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk into Lingquan to increase the sweetness
- Dabao puts a rabbit ear headband on the Piranha Plant
"The latest gene editing solution!" Sanbao's beads formed a double helix. "Through CRISPR technology—" the beads suddenly transformed into a tearful cat head. "We can get Mandala to take the CET-4 exam!"
Suddenly, the medicinal field exploded into a rainbow, and the mechanical seed drill popped up a warning: [The 27th ecological experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the robotic arm, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven gene chains, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Ecological Observation Day".
Section 3: Family Portrait Healing
As the mechanical seed drill started incinerating, Sibao suddenly pulled out the Family Portrait kettle: "Activate the ultimate secret—Mom's goodnight story!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded into a heartwarming code:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a rain of "Daddy, hold me high" emojis
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection VR of babies playing in mud
- Mo Dao raised a cheering flag with a family photo printed on it
- The raging spiritual plants suddenly sang "Planting the Sun"
Mechanical seed drills shut down en masse, their nozzles transformed into glow sticks. A poison sect elder's poison sac suddenly ruptured, revealing an interstellar fairytale picture book—surveillance footage showed the protagonist using a test tube to blow rainbow bubbles into the baby Sibao, each one inscribed with "Dad's Magic."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the medicinal field shrank into a child's potted plant. Sibao fished quantum seeds from the soil, and sprouts emerged from the lunar farm: "Daddy said that each sprout is in the shape of love for you~"
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