Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
**Section 1: Fairy Crystal Battle Royale
The spirit stones in the Immortal Alliance's treasury suddenly began tap dancing, shattering Sibao's newly built mountain of money into dominoes. Sanbao burst into the meeting room, holding a glowing golden abacus and shouting, "Mom! The Pixiu statue is livestreaming its food! It's chewing the account book like it's potato chips!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from his Nine Chapters on the Mathematical Art and discovered that the numbers on the account books were doing a pole dance: [Warning! Accounts receivable are imitating the host's staying in bed, and accounts payable are collectively disappearing.]
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle suddenly ejected a holographic projection:
- The merit book becomes a shared bicycle racing in the cloud
- The map of the spiritual stone vein shows the comment "My mother doesn't recognize the immortal crystal after it falls"
- The most outrageous thing is the statue of the God of Wealth, holding a sign that says "Seeking Sponsorship" and performing a girl group dance.
- Elders' hair and beards turned into "save the market" light sticks for a concert
"Strategies of War, Strategies 158!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatic money counter. "Use rainbow candies to bribe the laws of economics."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly projected a candlestick chart: "Inflation rate = Daddy's blood pressure x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the Tianji Pavilion Master crashed through the glazed tiles, clutching the B-BOX IOU in his hand. "The accounting system your daughter gave me yesterday has shattered my Dao heart into a QR code!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a silver note: "Young master, to the northeast..." Twenty-eight mechanical gods of wealth broke out of the ground, their eyes flashing with gold ingots [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th financial crisis].
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**Section 2: Cute Baby Economics
"This calamity must be averted..." Just as the Elder God of Wealth pulled out his golden abacus, Dabao suddenly spewed out blockchain code: "Original accounting detected, cloud computing system activated!"
The quadruplets' hardcore financial management shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses big data to customize "Huabei packages" for elders
- Sibao converted the Dragon Horn into a cryptocurrency mining machine
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk into the vault to create liquidity
- Dabao drew a "livestreamer" emoticon for Pixiu
"Latest trading plan!" Sanbao's beads solidified into a quantum model. "By shorting the elders' pension—" The beads suddenly transformed into a panda and covered its face. "We can buy twenty-seven amusement parks!"
Suddenly, the immortal crystal exploded, and the mechanical god of wealth popped up a holographic bill: [The 27th economic experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the gold ingot, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven financial codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Fund Observation Day".
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**Section 3: Family GDP
When the Mechanical God of Wealth initiated bankruptcy proceedings, Sibao suddenly pulled out his piggy bank: "Activate the ultimate secret - Dad's secret money!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded into a heartwarming code:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a dynamic image of "Daddy carrying baby on his back"
- VR of counting coins as a baby projected by Sibao Dragon Horn
- Mo Dao raised the credit flag with a family portrait printed on it
- Debt suddenly does the "Love You" finger dance
The mechanical Gods of Wealth all crashed, their golden abacuses transformed into glow sticks. The Elder God of Wealth's golden robe suddenly exploded, revealing interstellar childcare bills—surveillance footage showed a male leader helping the four infants save money, while the freezer was filled with space bonds inscribed with "Buy Candy for Baby."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the vault shrank into a child's piggy bank. Sibao fished out a quantum coin from the pile. The lunar longitude and latitude were engraved on the back. "Daddy said every coin is in the shape of love for you."
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